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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
diverse water buffalo internal respiration
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Vivacious Mauve Address
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Stirring idiotic turdskin state
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Impressive Whorehouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
misanthropic weed whacker
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
snowy irradiated school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
twisted ceo circlehead
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Glassy free-loading headpube
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
crawly odious shitlib round eye
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Citrine Hissy Fit
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Green Blood Rage Market
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Concupiscible voyeur space
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
bronze razzmatazz coffee pot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Charismatic police squad
  06/30/25
cr
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
crawly odious shitlib round eye
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
opaque associate
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Concupiscible voyeur space
  06/30/25
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Self-centered rusted locus new version
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Green Blood Rage Market
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Charismatic police squad
  06/30/25
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purple sandwich
  07/01/25
*bussy
Cerebral chapel cuck
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
snowy irradiated school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Cracking abode
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
greedy comical trust fund
  06/30/25
fuck
Green Blood Rage Market
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Cracking abode
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
diverse water buffalo internal respiration
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Green Blood Rage Market
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
opaque associate
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
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black ladyboy
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Sadistic Vibrant Resort Dopamine
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
fear-inspiring boistinker
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Ungodly plum forum incel
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
fear-inspiring boistinker
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Self-centered rusted locus new version
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
fear-inspiring boistinker
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
adulterous low-t karate locale
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Orange Hot Area Goal In Life
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Olive racy rigor scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
tcr
Self-centered rusted locus new version
  07/01/25
just jump
marvelous dilemma
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
...
Flesh field really tough guy
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Anal cumskin
  06/30/25
wow
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Hairraiser brilliant background story
  06/30/25
JFC man
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Glassy free-loading headpube
  06/30/25
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marvelous dilemma
  06/30/25
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Green Blood Rage Market
  06/30/25
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Concupiscible voyeur space
  06/30/25
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Pearl therapy
  06/30/25
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fishy milk
  06/30/25
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Orange Hot Area Goal In Life
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Olive racy rigor scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Sadistic Vibrant Resort Dopamine
  06/30/25
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dun athletic conference den
  07/01/25
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purple sandwich
  07/01/25
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pearly becky
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Poppy faggot firefighter house
  07/01/25
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burgundy office
  07/01/25
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Stirring idiotic turdskin state
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
misanthropic weed whacker
  06/30/25
bro
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
...
Olive racy rigor scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
lol
Self-centered rusted locus new version
  07/01/25
...
coiffed passionate crackhouse
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
flirting copper sneaky criminal stage
  06/30/25
jfc
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
crawly odious shitlib round eye
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Pearl therapy
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
fishy milk
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Self-centered rusted locus new version
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
flirting copper sneaky criminal stage
  07/01/25
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Ungodly plum forum incel
  07/01/25
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fishy milk
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
burgundy office
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
flickering cobalt potus
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
opaque associate
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Green Blood Rage Market
  06/30/25
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insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/01/25
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umber community account range
  07/01/25
lol
Self-centered rusted locus new version
  07/01/25
...
marvelous dilemma
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Abnormal lilac selfie jewess
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
frisky toilet seat
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
mustard casino
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Gay point tattoo
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
duck-like vermilion idea he suggested shrine
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
umber community account range
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Translucent kitchen twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Self-centered rusted locus new version
  07/01/25
...
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
purple sandwich
  07/01/25
😟
180 travel guidebook hell
  07/01/25
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bat-shit-crazy lay factory reset button
  07/01/25
holy shit
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
umber community account range
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Talented hospital mood
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
burgundy office
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
snowy irradiated school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
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insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
burgundy office
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
burgundy office
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Anal cumskin
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
snowy irradiated school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
lascivious dark church building national security agency
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
purple sandwich
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
garnet frozen dingle berry
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/06/25
...
Anal cumskin
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Nubile shivering brunch
  07/06/25
...
fishy milk
  07/06/25
lol
Self-centered rusted locus new version
  07/07/25
wow
insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: diverse water buffalo internal respiration

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Mauve Address

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Stirring idiotic turdskin state

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Impressive Whorehouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: misanthropic weed whacker

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: snowy irradiated school cafeteria multi-billionaire

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: twisted ceo circlehead

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Glassy free-loading headpube

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: crawly odious shitlib round eye

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Citrine Hissy Fit

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Green Blood Rage Market

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible voyeur space

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bronze razzmatazz coffee pot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: crawly odious shitlib round eye

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: opaque associate

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible voyeur space

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Self-centered rusted locus new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Green Blood Rage Market

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: purple sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Cerebral chapel cuck

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: snowy irradiated school cafeteria multi-billionaire

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cracking abode

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: greedy comical trust fund

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Green Blood Rage Market

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Cracking abode

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: diverse water buffalo internal respiration

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Green Blood Rage Market

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: opaque associate

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: black ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Sadistic Vibrant Resort Dopamine

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring boistinker

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ungodly plum forum incel

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring boistinker

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Self-centered rusted locus new version

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: fear-inspiring boistinker

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: adulterous low-t karate locale

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Orange Hot Area Goal In Life

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Olive racy rigor scourge upon the earth

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Self-centered rusted locus new version

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: marvelous dilemma

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Flesh field really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Anal cumskin

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser brilliant background story

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Glassy free-loading headpube

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: marvelous dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Green Blood Rage Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible voyeur space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Pearl therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: fishy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Orange Hot Area Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Olive racy rigor scourge upon the earth

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Sadistic Vibrant Resort Dopamine

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: dun athletic conference den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: purple sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: pearly becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Poppy faggot firefighter house

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: burgundy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Stirring idiotic turdskin state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: misanthropic weed whacker

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Olive racy rigor scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Self-centered rusted locus new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: coiffed passionate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: flirting copper sneaky criminal stage

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: crawly odious shitlib round eye

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pearl therapy

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fishy milk

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Self-centered rusted locus new version

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: flirting copper sneaky criminal stage

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Ungodly plum forum incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: fishy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: burgundy office

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: flickering cobalt potus

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: opaque associate

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Green Blood Rage Market

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: umber community account range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Self-centered rusted locus new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: marvelous dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Abnormal lilac selfie jewess

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: frisky toilet seat

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: mustard casino

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Gay point tattoo

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: duck-like vermilion idea he suggested shrine

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: umber community account range

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Translucent kitchen twinkling uncleanness

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Self-centered rusted locus new version

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: purple sandwich

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: 180 travel guidebook hell

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lay factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: umber community account range

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Talented hospital mood

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: burgundy office

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: snowy irradiated school cafeteria multi-billionaire

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: burgundy office

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: burgundy office

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Anal cumskin

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: snowy irradiated school cafeteria multi-billionaire

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: lascivious dark church building national security agency

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: purple sandwich

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: garnet frozen dingle berry

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Anal cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Nubile shivering brunch

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: fishy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Self-centered rusted locus new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy domesticated sweet tailpipe sanctuary

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)