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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

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fiercely-loyal degenerate
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the sile...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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  08/02/21
LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
Odious scourge upon the earth
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
fiercely-loyal degenerate
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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  08/15/21
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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  08/18/21
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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  09/13/21
This poast blew my mind, not flame
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As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
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  10/26/25
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  10/26/25
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o it's clear brother.
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  03/01/26
i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan
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  03/01/26
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Twinkling offensive chapel wrinkle

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Vengeful generalized bond fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: curious bonkers place of business

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Puce Institution Queen Of The Night

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Excitant Sinister Filthpig

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Thriller temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Excitant Sinister Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Filthy Shivering Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Dashing confused karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Odious scourge upon the earth

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Odious scourge upon the earth

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Vermilion exciting psychic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Vigorous potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: free-loading meetinghouse kitty cat

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: provocative sapphire theatre

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: magenta arousing home

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Indecent cream casino

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: provocative sapphire theatre

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: gay fear-inspiring death wish senate

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Vengeful generalized bond fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: trip striped hyena rigor

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: gay fear-inspiring death wish senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: gay fear-inspiring death wish senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Charcoal famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: cowardly digit ratio

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cowardly digit ratio

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cowardly digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: cowardly digit ratio

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Vivacious bistre tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Odious scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Glittery location nowag

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Glittery location nowag

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Glittery location nowag

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: umber office

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49911902)