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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
comical spruce business firm
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
pontificating wagecucks heaven
  01/05/14
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peach electric mad-dog skullcap
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
comical spruce business firm
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
comical spruce business firm
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
comical spruce business firm
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
comical spruce business firm
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
domesticated gunner personal credit line
  06/25/12
...
Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
Jesus
mildly autistic toilet seat brunch
  06/25/12
literally rofling
fantasy-prone flesh roast beef stage
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Fighting partner
  08/02/12
crying
Dun bat shit crazy school
  08/29/12
...
spectacular pisswyrm
  02/22/13
...
charismatic public bath persian
  08/21/13
lost my shit
ivory rebellious incel
  03/19/14
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lake metal fortuitous meteor
  06/27/14
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Adulterous state
  06/27/14
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Embarrassed to the bone kitchen haunted graveyard
  09/14/17
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Smoky dead rehab
  07/20/18
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Smoky dead rehab
  02/09/19
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Aquamarine Flirting Faggot Firefighter
  07/11/19
...
pearl old irish cottage
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
hyperactive karate yarmulke
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
comical spruce business firm
  06/25/12
cop
Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
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domesticated gunner personal credit line
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
primrose cuck
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
aqua community account locus
  08/02/12
...
Mind-boggling Ruby Property
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
indigo multi-billionaire
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
purple whorehouse private investor
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
...
180 lemon newt
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
aqua community account locus
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
big white library headpube
  08/21/13
...
comical spruce business firm
  06/25/12
...
Harsh lodge chad
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Lavender Bonkers Theater Stage Preventive Strike
  06/25/12
...
Mind-boggling Ruby Property
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
aromatic mentally impaired institution
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
comical spruce business firm
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
scarlet wonderful azn friendly grandma
  06/25/12
...
comical spruce business firm
  06/26/12
...
Mind-boggling Ruby Property
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
light address nibblets
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
comical spruce business firm
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
out-of-control vermilion blood rage area
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Crimson motley trailer park
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
comical spruce business firm
  08/02/12
...
comical spruce business firm
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Fighting partner
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
aqua community account locus
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
aqua community account locus
  08/02/12
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Appetizing Boiling Water Main People
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
comical spruce business firm
  08/02/12
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Well-lubricated Costumed Elastic Band
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
aqua community account locus
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Crimson motley trailer park
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
comical spruce business firm
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
aqua community account locus
  08/06/12
Cr
underhanded passionate station
  08/06/12
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aqua community account locus
  08/08/12
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Appetizing Boiling Water Main People
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Hyperventilating boyish stag film
  08/20/12
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Appetizing Boiling Water Main People
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
comical spruce business firm
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
charismatic public bath persian
  08/21/13
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aqua community account locus
  02/22/13
...
Mind-boggling Ruby Property
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
charismatic public bath persian
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
big white library headpube
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
charismatic public bath persian
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
lake metal fortuitous meteor
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
big white library headpube
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Medicated indirect expression
  08/21/13
180
Mind-boggling Ruby Property
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
Mind-boggling Ruby Property
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Mind-boggling Ruby Property
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Mind-boggling Ruby Property
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Translucent Giraffe
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bistre arousing chapel factory reset button
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lake metal fortuitous meteor
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Cracking principal's office background story
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Grizzly space feces
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Grizzly space feces
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Histrionic carmine range prole
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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aqua community account locus
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henna coffee pot
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
razzle jet dilemma mediation
  08/12/15
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Sooty soul-stirring idea he suggested mood
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Doobsian fuchsia resort windowlicker
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diverse cobalt ratface
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Duck-like Church Building
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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henna coffee pot
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aqua community account locus
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henna coffee pot
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Talented Parlor
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light address nibblets
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
hideous crackhouse quadroon
  01/29/18
where did he go
geriatric menage idiot
  01/29/18
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apoplectic rambunctious home
  05/14/18
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light address nibblets
  08/16/18
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Obsidian self-absorbed piazza
  01/25/19
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Bateful Deer Antler Pit
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Umber boltzmann really tough guy
  05/26/19
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Vivacious associate
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Amethyst office filthpig
  02/19/20
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pearl old irish cottage
  08/27/21
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Lascivious Shitlib
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Navy Location
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: pontificating wagecucks heaven

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: peach electric mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: domesticated gunner personal credit line

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: mildly autistic toilet seat brunch

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone flesh roast beef stage

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Fighting partner

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Dun bat shit crazy school

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: spectacular pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: charismatic public bath persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: ivory rebellious incel

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: lake metal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Adulterous state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitchen haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Smoky dead rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Smoky dead rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine Flirting Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: pearl old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: hyperactive karate yarmulke

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: domesticated gunner personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: primrose cuck

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: aqua community account locus

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruby Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: indigo multi-billionaire

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: purple whorehouse private investor

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: 180 lemon newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Box Office Generalized Bond

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: aqua community account locus

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: big white library headpube

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Harsh lodge chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Lavender Bonkers Theater Stage Preventive Strike

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruby Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: aromatic mentally impaired institution

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: scarlet wonderful azn friendly grandma

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: comical spruce business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruby Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: light address nibblets

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: out-of-control vermilion blood rage area

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Crimson motley trailer park

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Fighting partner

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: aqua community account locus

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: aqua community account locus

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Boiling Water Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Costumed Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: aqua community account locus

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Crimson motley trailer park

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: comical spruce business firm

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: aqua community account locus

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: underhanded passionate station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: aqua community account locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Appetizing Boiling Water Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Hyperventilating boyish stag film

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Appetizing Boiling Water Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: comical spruce business firm

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: charismatic public bath persian

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: aqua community account locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruby Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: charismatic public bath persian

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: big white library headpube

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: charismatic public bath persian

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: lake metal fortuitous meteor

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: big white library headpube

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Medicated indirect expression

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruby Property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruby Property

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruby Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruby Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Translucent Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: bistre arousing chapel factory reset button

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: lake metal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Cracking principal's office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Grizzly space feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Grizzly space feces

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Histrionic carmine range prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Burgundy Tripping Hall Striped Hyena

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: aqua community account locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: henna coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: razzle jet dilemma mediation

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Sooty soul-stirring idea he suggested mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Doobsian fuchsia resort windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: diverse cobalt ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Duck-like Church Building

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: federal volcanic crater field

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: henna coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: aqua community account locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: henna coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Talented Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: light address nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: hideous crackhouse quadroon

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: geriatric menage idiot

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: apoplectic rambunctious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: light address nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Obsidian self-absorbed piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Bateful Deer Antler Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Umber boltzmann really tough guy

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Vivacious associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Amethyst office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: pearl old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Navy Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964828)