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Made first ROMAN CATHOLIC CONFESSION today FUCK LIBS

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beady-eyed shaky corner black woman
  07/03/20
LOL, you’re not one to be whining about libs you homoe...
bateful toaster
  07/04/20
My Texas parish full of spics, gooks, and Africans is not ve...
beady-eyed shaky corner black woman
  07/04/20
They literally worship a bald Argentinian homosexual man who...
magical sound barrier voyeur
  07/05/20
congrats. that’s awesome. this makes me want to go to ...
Black curious dog poop
  07/03/20
I’m grateful for the sacrament but the priest is from ...
beady-eyed shaky corner black woman
  07/03/20
say a rosary for good measure! and that can be annoying. ...
Black curious dog poop
  07/03/20
I confessed jacking off six times daily for about two weeks ...
splenetic church building
  07/06/20
Have fun prostrating before idols and worshipping a gay Arge...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/03/20
Y U mad tho
beady-eyed shaky corner black woman
  07/03/20
I’ve lived in Boston
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/03/20
(guy named Jimmy Joe Bob who picked up a Bible, read it &quo...
titillating brunch love of her life
  07/03/20
https://khn.org/morning-breakout/dr00000875/ Catholic pri...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/03/20
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Excitant community account school cafeteria
  07/03/20
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Rambunctious queen of the night cruise ship
  07/03/20
lmao, cr
Black curious dog poop
  07/03/20
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Thirsty silver menage ceo
  07/03/20
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180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/04/20
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sticky famous landscape painting generalized bond
  07/04/20
You're wrong but rate this old NY flag you would've enjoyed ...
Turquoise floppy station karate
  07/03/20
180
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/03/20
Lol shots fired
Maniacal lay
  07/03/20
SOLA Scriptura isn’t supported by Scripture hth
Aphrodisiac abode
  07/03/20
CR
splenetic church building
  07/06/20
CRINGE
180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/04/20
(Guy wearing stat-boosting scapulars and using incorrect pro...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/04/20
i've never been to a latin mass but i want to go to one
180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/07/20
Sola scriptura is supremely arrogant and self-defeating. It&...
Crawly obsidian crackhouse faggot firefighter
  07/04/20
“Extremely arrogant” says the man who believes t...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/04/20
Thats not what Catholics believe. If you are ignorant as to ...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
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Purple private investor gaping
  07/04/20
so? Forget Catholic, if you are Christian you believe 100 ot...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
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Purple private investor gaping
  07/04/20
Look if you refuse to believe in God and Jesus Christ that i...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
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Purple private investor gaping
  07/04/20
You do, however, believe that the Holy Spirit chose a gay Ar...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/04/20
Exactly. See, I would understand sola scriptura in a mus...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
Right. And of course if you take scripture seriously then yo...
Crawly obsidian crackhouse faggot firefighter
  07/04/20
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Black curious dog poop
  07/04/20
How did the Eastern Orthodox and the Copts compile the same ...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/04/20
*Protestant faggots meekly jacking off in their pews while T...
mahogany national knife
  07/04/20
If I had to baptise a Jew, I would take him to the bridge of...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/04/20
Link to any Catholic Church with a rainbow flag hanging out ...
mahogany national knife
  07/04/20
This is my biggest gripe with Protestants. Like, are there p...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
The Vatican is completely satanic at this point
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
Maybe. There are still pockets of good men, but if you were ...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
I feel terrible for the good priests. The shit they endure i...
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
everyone assumes you are a pedo because of your vocation. Cr...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
Who needs them? Great Schism II and reinstall Benedict as th...
ultramarine nursing home gaming laptop
  07/04/20
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/grindr-blackmail-an...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/04/20
I am a Presbyterian. My church is thoroughly conservative&md...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/04/20
All of the various components you mention are a feature of b...
Crawly obsidian crackhouse faggot firefighter
  07/04/20
various five sola prot churches are more or less dogmaticall...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/05/20
You seem like a reasonable guy, and since you’re a con...
Crawly obsidian crackhouse faggot firefighter
  07/05/20
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180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/07/20
[guy not strong enough to pray to god directly]
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/03/20
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mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/03/20
(guy who believes a different fairy tale)
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
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Razzle nowag headpube
  07/05/20
Now go, and post no more.
lascivious bright place of business
  07/03/20
Bless me father for I have sinned — betrayed my countr...
Irate hunting ground patrolman
  07/03/20
that is so truly great. will pray for you tonight. i'm pl...
180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/04/20
nah
Excitant community account school cafeteria
  07/04/20
you don't want some poor, dirty whore praying for you?
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
this is why we can't allow woman clergy
Rambunctious queen of the night cruise ship
  07/05/20
every priest i see under 40 years old, either IRL or in pics...
diverse house coffee pot
  07/04/20
It’s also very strange that they die of gay AIDS at 7x...
mind-boggling theatre macaca
  07/04/20
Nobody claims that the church is free from corruption. It is...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
(Church Militant subscriber)
beady-eyed shaky corner black woman
  07/04/20
guilty
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
if you're from a religious american-irish or italian family ...
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
The implication here is that the clergy has always been like...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
i think it's as simple as i described. you come from a large...
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
I think you have a point that is also a big factor. The solu...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
"Nobody claims that the church is free from corruption....
diverse house coffee pot
  07/05/20
A controlling, perverse-as-fuck practice, & I’m an...
Irradiated salmon lettuce indirect expression
  07/04/20
it's an ingenious way for priests to get blackmail leverage ...
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
Go away you perverse kike
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
[pedophile faggpt priest]
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/how-jewish-american-pedophi...
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
easier to hide in seminary here. or catholic elementary scho...
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
, he lisped as he picked the chunk of baby foreskin from his...
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
6,793 settlements for individual priests fucking altar boy b...
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
7,000? Jews have had the market cornered on child rape since...
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
maybe 20 rabbis have been accused of some fucked up gay circ...
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
God forgives you even for this whiny gay post
Excitant community account school cafeteria
  07/04/20
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Thirsty silver menage ceo
  07/04/20
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180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/04/20
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Rambunctious queen of the night cruise ship
  07/05/20
Do you think you would be any worse of as a person if you ha...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
Not a Christian, but I keep a journal of my “qualities...
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
yea it absolutely is and good for you man. I do the same and...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
I’ve found that working on diligence has improved my l...
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
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Purple private investor gaping
  07/04/20
happy to do so. what do you need explained/defended bro a...
Black curious dog poop
  07/04/20
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Purple private investor gaping
  07/04/20
Sounds like you fucking love science
mahogany national knife
  07/04/20
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Purple private investor gaping
  07/04/20
THIS | IS | MY | BLOOD /poster
Big State
  07/04/20
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180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/04/20
Theres thousands of years of scholarship on this if you are ...
Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse
  07/04/20
I always find it interesting that some 120IQ-mo who spends 3...
Self-centered stage
  07/04/20
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Thirsty silver menage ceo
  07/04/20
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Purple private investor gaping
  07/04/20
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180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/04/20
woah sick wiki link dude
180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/04/20
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Purple private investor gaping
  07/04/20
im pretty sure OP already said fuck libs
Excitant community account school cafeteria
  07/04/20
wasn’t this already addressed ITT. leftists infiltr...
pearl mediation base
  07/04/20
check my subthread above.
canary trip foreskin principal's office
  07/04/20
Thread title clearly said fuck libs
Histrionic house-broken bawdyhouse doctorate
  07/05/20
Went to confession this morning. Will recieve THE HOLY EUCH...
filthy plaza
  07/05/20
PRECIOUS|BODY|BLOOD
beady-eyed shaky corner black woman
  07/05/20
180
Thirsty silver menage ceo
  07/05/20
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180 elite legal warrant national security agency
  07/06/20
180
splenetic church building
  07/06/20
update: jesus flows with my sperm
bossy public bath fortuitous meteor
  07/07/20


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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed shaky corner black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543093)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: bateful toaster

LOL, you’re not one to be whining about libs you homoerotic statue worshipper.

One question for you: ARE YOU SAVED? If not, go shave you balls and fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40546560)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed shaky corner black woman

My Texas parish full of spics, gooks, and Africans is not very liberal I can assure you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40546569)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: magical sound barrier voyeur

They literally worship a bald Argentinian homosexual man who is protected by a cadre of 20-30 year old Swiss homosexual men dressed in outfits from the Renaissance fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40550484)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: Black curious dog poop

congrats. that’s awesome. this makes me want to go to confession. it’s one of my favorite parts of catholicism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543118)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed shaky corner black woman

I’m grateful for the sacrament but the priest is from Deep South India, he was hard to understand. Gave me 4 Our Fathers for some relatively juicy sins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543131)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:12 PM
Author: Black curious dog poop

say a rosary for good measure!

and that can be annoying. it’s still a refreshing feeling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543134)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: splenetic church building

I confessed jacking off six times daily for about two weeks while watching women's Olympic gymnastics and was told to say one hail mary. I felt like asking if he heard me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40557951)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

Have fun prostrating before idols and worshipping a gay Argentinian nightclub bouncer

Just read God’s word in english and commune with him directly. Sola scriptura til I die. Fuck libs and fuck papists. Catholics have done as much of not more than Jews in the ruining of this country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543143)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed shaky corner black woman

Y U mad tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543214)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

I’ve lived in Boston

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:27 PM
Author: titillating brunch love of her life

(guy named Jimmy Joe Bob who picked up a Bible, read it "in english," and declared himself a "pastor")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543218)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

https://khn.org/morning-breakout/dr00000875/

Catholic priests die of AIDS at more than 7x the rate of the general population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543252)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:36 PM
Author: Excitant community account school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543269)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious queen of the night cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543298)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 8:19 PM
Author: Black curious dog poop

lmao, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543463)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:57 PM
Author: Thirsty silver menage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544387)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544411)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: sticky famous landscape painting generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40547317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: Turquoise floppy station karate

You're wrong but rate this old NY flag you would've enjoyed back in the day

https://i.redd.it/ayaspvysf1cy.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543234)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543247)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: Maniacal lay

Lol shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544194)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac abode

SOLA Scriptura isn’t supported by Scripture hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544380)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:05 PM
Author: splenetic church building

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40557968)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency

CRINGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544412)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

(Guy wearing stat-boosting scapulars and using incorrect pronunciation of Latin in his church service)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545458)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:23 AM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency

i've never been to a latin mass but i want to go to one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40559998)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: Crawly obsidian crackhouse faggot firefighter

Sola scriptura is supremely arrogant and self-defeating. It’s amazing how much purchase it still has (although maybe not so surprising in America). Think for two minutes about where the biblical canon came from, who established it in the tradition, expounded it, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545478)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

“Extremely arrogant” says the man who believes the medieval office of the gay guy with the gold hat is the arbiter of God’s truth on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545491)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

Thats not what Catholics believe. If you are ignorant as to the actual meaning of papal infallibility you don't really deserve a place in this discussion because you just do not have the necessary background to have an intelligent conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545503)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: Purple private investor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545756)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

so? Forget Catholic, if you are Christian you believe 100 other things which cannot be explained by materialism and science that would be considered even more abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545815)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Purple private investor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545838)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:33 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

Look if you refuse to believe in God and Jesus Christ that is your prerogative, you were granted free will after all. That being said, lets not pretend that any one belief needs to be called out here. Your qualm is with the entire corpus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545869)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Purple private investor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545915)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

You do, however, believe that the Holy Spirit chose a gay Argentinian nightclub bouncer to be Christ’s successor on earth, regardless of his imagined metaphysical powers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40547276)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

Exactly.

See, I would understand sola scriptura in a muslim context because they believe that the Koran is literally the word of god whispered into big Ms ear and put into paper directly (hence why no translations allowed), but the bible was put together by man. People made the decision what gospels to put in and which to exclude. The words on the papers are divinely inspired NOT the literal word of god.

I'm not sure how someone can be aware of this and then turn around and say "fuck the church and the establishment, I'm just going off of this text (which happens to have been compiled by the same church and establishment)"...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545497)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Crawly obsidian crackhouse faggot firefighter

Right. And of course if you take scripture seriously then you have to acknowledge Christ explicitly created a Church (not a scriptural canon) and conferred authority on directly on Peter, the first bishop of Rome.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545649)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: Black curious dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545698)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 5:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

How did the Eastern Orthodox and the Copts compile the same canons of scripture as the Catholic Church at the same time without paying homage to Rome’s claims to superiority?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40547291)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:27 AM
Author: mahogany national knife

*Protestant faggots meekly jacking off in their pews while The Holy Roman Empire impales kikes and muds around the world on pikes And makes the survivors convert, why?*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545836)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

If I had to baptise a Jew, I would take him to the bridge of the Elbe, hang a stone around his neck and push him over with the words 'I baptise thee in the name of Abraham'

- Martin Luther

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40546537)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: mahogany national knife

Link to any Catholic Church with a rainbow flag hanging out front? Because every other fucking one seems to nowadays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545840)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:37 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

This is my biggest gripe with Protestants. Like, are there problems with the church insofar as it is run by sinful man? yes. But what is the alternative? The Episcopals with a lesbian bishop? lol. If anything the church's fear that the reformation would lead to a dilution and fragmentation of the protestants proved correct, there are tens of thousands of sects that are all well on their way to becoming morally corrupt well beyond the stage of the catholic church (and thats saying something).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545891)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

The Vatican is completely satanic at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545914)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

Maybe. There are still pockets of good men, but if you were to tell me that 80% of the senior ranks and half the clergy overall were possessed by the devil I would not be surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545942)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

I feel terrible for the good priests. The shit they endure in this environment would be unbearable to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545953)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

everyone assumes you are a pedo because of your vocation. Crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545995)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: ultramarine nursing home gaming laptop

Who needs them? Great Schism II and reinstall Benedict as the TRUE Pope, or don’t and just let chill conservapriests ignore the Faggot antipope and run their own churches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40546701)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 5:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/grindr-blackmail-and-confession-the-life-of-a-gay-seminarian-1.3808475

This article details the rampant faggotry in the Vatican—several cardinals on Grindr, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40547280)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 5:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

I am a Presbyterian. My church is thoroughly conservative—the successor to the CSA’s Presby church—and much larger than the mainline PCUSA (The northern presby church). 9/10 of the liberal Episcopalians are liberal Catholic converts. Most of the liberal movements in the church have been pushed by the Anglo-Catholic wing. The most conservative Anglicans in the world are low church Aussies and Africans.

Protestantism is no less fragmented than Catholicism. You think the RCC is a monolith? Lmfao. You have dozens of holy orders which believe wildly different things—you have liberation theologians in South America and millions of catechized Catholics worshipping Santa Muerte in Mexico, you have old guard SSPX larpers who are an inch away from declaring Francis an antipope, you have left-liberal Novus Ordos traveling around the world to give iPads to Indians, you have Franciscan monks protesting with BLM, etc etc etc. The church is no less fragmented, it simply allows a wide range of divergence and interpretation of “tradition” (because that tradition molts and conforms to the political realities of every milieu).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40547271)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:02 PM
Author: Crawly obsidian crackhouse faggot firefighter

All of the various components you mention are a feature of being a universal Catholic Church. You could also mention the various Uniate eastern rite churches that are in communion with Rome. But that communion is the key. It has always been a wide umbrella. But being in a Protestant (i.e heretical) sect you’re missing the crucial point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40548290)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

various five sola prot churches are more or less dogmatically identical.

as a papist you also miss the point. the proliferation of protestant churches doesn't matter, it makes no difference to us. there is no "one true church," there is only God's elect, which exists independently of any manmade hierarchy and will always be protected by God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40550367)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 1:21 PM
Author: Crawly obsidian crackhouse faggot firefighter

You seem like a reasonable guy, and since you’re a conservative bible-believing Presbyterian we have a LOT more in common than different in this neoliberal clown world. But you guys just have a radical problem with authority.

A hugely erudite genius like Newman was tortured by this question, and ultimately I’m persuaded, as he was, that the infallibility of the magisterial teaching authority of the Church, properly understood, is necessary. And eventually, the more you study it the more the picture fits into place. Or as he said, “to be deep in history is to cease to be a Protestant.” As a Catholic, I’m less troubled by the NUMBER of splintering heretical sects and more by the pervasiveness of the fundamental error. But again, in a lot of ways we’re on the same side in 2020. And I sincerely with you and your congregation the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40550463)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 8:54 AM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40560104)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

[guy not strong enough to pray to god directly]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543271)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 7:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40543300)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:42 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

(guy who believes a different fairy tale)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545920)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: Razzle nowag headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40549637)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: lascivious bright place of business

Now go, and post no more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544162)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: Irate hunting ground patrolman

Bless me father for I have sinned — betrayed my country for the KGB. It felt great. You should too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544385)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency

that is so truly great. will pray for you tonight.

i'm planning to go tomorrow before mass.

also based on the ending of your OP title, you already have something to confess next time :P but if anyone can relate to that, it's me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544410)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Excitant community account school cafeteria

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545459)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:11 AM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

you don't want some poor, dirty whore praying for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545513)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:48 AM
Author: Rambunctious queen of the night cruise ship

this is why we can't allow woman clergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40549630)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: diverse house coffee pot

every priest i see under 40 years old, either IRL or in pics, has gayface. i dont think letting cult leaders molest your children is the answer to shitlibbery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40544420)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: mind-boggling theatre macaca

It’s also very strange that they die of gay AIDS at 7x the rate of the general population, while also being the exclusive dispositors of God’s Grace, and anointed “another Christ” (alter christus) in their ordination. Odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545470)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

Nobody claims that the church is free from corruption. It is composed of men who, by definition, are fallen. Your criticism is actually valid and I frankly wish we could root out the homosexual tumour that has latched onto the church since the 1950s. I think it will take a collapse in parishes before the church wakes up and tightens its standards up. This church of feel nice business with LGBTQ outreach is killing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545510)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed shaky corner black woman

(Church Militant subscriber)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545533)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

guilty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545593)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:21 AM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

if you're from a religious american-irish or italian family you're expected to have 4-5 kids. the ONLY way you can make your mom proud and not have to fuck slimepits is by joining the priesthood.

thus, it'll always be dominated by degenerate faggots. and since faggots rape, the catholic church will be a sex orgy until they allow priests to marry. to marry women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545544)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

The implication here is that the clergy has always been like 30% gay. What information we do have suggests that pre-1950s this was not the case. You have to remember there was an explicit plot by the commies to infiltrate the church with gay communists. Once those guys built up power within the church (e.g. managing seminaries) they started to recruit/convert gays to join them. That second generation is what we are dealing with right now.

I guess the best analogy I can give is the universities. Once upon a time they were not infested with shitlibs. But once you get a critical mass of them, they wield their influence to further propagate other shitlib profs and castigate right leaning and centrist profs. If you looked at a university today, you would assume they were always lefty cesspools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545589)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

i think it's as simple as i described. you come from a large religious family. they notice you aren't dating any girls. before they accuse you correctly of faggotry you announce your intentions to enter the seminary. bam, nobody accuses you of buggery...excepting the altar boys later in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545597)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

I think you have a point that is also a big factor. The solution is have very tight controls over who can become a priest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545809)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 12:42 AM
Author: diverse house coffee pot

"Nobody claims that the church is free from corruption. It is composed of men who, by definition, are fallen."

exactly what part of this excuses parents who offer up their children to be raped by child predators?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40548890)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:01 AM
Author: Irradiated salmon lettuce indirect expression

A controlling, perverse-as-fuck practice, & I’m annoyed I got forced into it as a kid.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545711)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:04 AM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

it's an ingenious way for priests to get blackmail leverage over hot boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545724)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:39 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

Go away you perverse kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545908)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

[pedophile faggpt priest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545934)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:48 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/how-jewish-american-pedophiles-hide-from-justice-in-israel/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545948)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

easier to hide in seminary here. or catholic elementary schools. get that tight gentile ass and make your mom proud her son is a priest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545955)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:56 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

, he lisped as he picked the chunk of baby foreskin from his teeth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545979)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

6,793 settlements for individual priests fucking altar boy butthole. imagine how many got away with it too. that's gotta be close to 20%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40546570)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

7,000? Jews have had the market cornered on child rape since time immemorial. You’re just mad papists are encroaching on your territory lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40546588)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 5:17 PM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

maybe 20 rabbis have been accused of some fucked up gay circumcision rituals. but stop fighting the fact that catholic priests in the us and canada fuck the shit, statistically speaking, out of most their most vulnerable flock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40547311)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:06 AM
Author: Excitant community account school cafeteria

God forgives you even for this whiny gay post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545734)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:17 AM
Author: Thirsty silver menage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545795)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:54 PM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40548736)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious queen of the night cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40549636)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:34 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

Do you think you would be any worse of as a person if you had to confess and reflect upon your misdeeds every week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545876)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:39 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

Not a Christian, but I keep a journal of my “qualities” that I update and try to improve on. Its a similar practice and it has been invaluable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545902)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

yea it absolutely is and good for you man. I do the same and have noticed material improvements in some categories (attention to detail and patience) but lag in others (laziness).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545935)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

I’ve found that working on diligence has improved my laziness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545958)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: Purple private investor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545759)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:17 AM
Author: Black curious dog poop

happy to do so. what do you need explained/defended bro

also we need beckersted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545791)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Purple private investor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545814)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: mahogany national knife

Sounds like you fucking love science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545844)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:30 AM
Author: Purple private investor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545860)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:34 AM
Author: Big State

THIS | IS | MY | BLOOD

/poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545877)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40548740)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: Clear impertinent skinny woman whorehouse

Theres thousands of years of scholarship on this if you are actually interested (you are not)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545890)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:40 AM
Author: Self-centered stage

I always find it interesting that some 120IQ-mo who spends 30 minutes on wikipedia suddenly thinks he has discovered structural flaws with an organization that has been around for thousands of years and has seen genius-level writers and thinkers (e.g. Aquinas) refine its teachings over-time. Yea bro you sure beat them!

(This is not an appeal to authority, I have no problem with people raising concerns or apparent inconsistencies, but to just post a wiki article and say "this is retarded and makes no sense" is the height of intellectual egotism)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545911)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Thirsty silver menage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545927)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:42 AM
Author: Purple private investor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545919)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40548742)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency

woah sick wiki link dude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40548744)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: Purple private investor gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545945)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Excitant community account school cafeteria

im pretty sure OP already said fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40545996)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 2:18 PM
Author: pearl mediation base

wasn’t this already addressed ITT.

leftists infiltrated the seminaries and recruited homo priests with the intention of destroying the church. fucking sick what libs will do to achieve they’re goals isn’t it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40546697)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: canary trip foreskin principal's office

check my subthread above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40547321)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Histrionic house-broken bawdyhouse doctorate

Thread title clearly said fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40550503)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: filthy plaza

Went to confession this morning. Will recieve THE HOLY EUCHARIST in 6 hours. Libs are very upset that the mass is back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40549158)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed shaky corner black woman

PRECIOUS|BODY|BLOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40549640)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Thirsty silver menage ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40550578)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: 180 elite legal warrant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40553979)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: splenetic church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40558026)



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Date: July 7th, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: bossy public bath fortuitous meteor

update: jesus flows with my sperm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4576078&forum_id=2#40561250)