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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Ruby Dragon
  01/05/14
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  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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  06/25/12
...
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  06/25/12
Jesus
aphrodisiac whorehouse mental disorder
  06/25/12
literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
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  08/02/12
crying
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  08/29/12
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  02/22/13
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  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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floppy trailer park
  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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  07/11/19
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
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Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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Chest-beating Mischievous Jewess Site
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
olive hell
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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  08/02/12
...
spectacular amethyst people who are hurt
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
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Racy Range Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  06/25/12
...
passionate market hissy fit
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
bisexual khaki hospital
  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
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  08/21/13
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Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Boyish hot forum
  06/25/12
...
spectacular amethyst people who are hurt
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Well-lubricated doobsian kitchen
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
lascivious digit ratio
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  06/26/12
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spectacular amethyst people who are hurt
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
  08/02/12
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  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
honey-headed hairraiser sneaky criminal church building
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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Much love for the shout, Box.
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  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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  08/03/12
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metal lodge partner
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there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
French indigo indirect expression
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
metal lodge partner
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johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
federal learning disabled spot
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
French indigo indirect expression
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LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Ruby Dragon

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz rusted dog poop rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Chest-beating Mischievous Jewess Site

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: bisexual khaki hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse mental disorder

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: burgundy concupiscible church mother

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: honey-headed hairraiser sneaky criminal church building

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: charcoal black woman shitlib

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: confused parlor filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: metal lodge partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: heady buck-toothed locale bbw

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: federal learning disabled spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: floppy trailer park



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Laughsome Territorial Shrine Tank



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Jet-lagged odious sound barrier menage



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged odious sound barrier menage



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Walnut appetizing area



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted sanctuary hairy legs



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: plum associate

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: bisexual khaki hospital

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: bisexual khaki hospital

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating Mischievous Jewess Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: olive hell

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Citrine senate azn

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: spectacular amethyst people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Diverse nowag

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Racy Range Affirmative Action

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: bisexual khaki hospital

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: passionate market hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: bisexual khaki hospital

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Citrine senate azn

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: French indigo indirect expression

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: avocado vigorous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Boyish hot forum

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: spectacular amethyst people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Well-lubricated doobsian kitchen

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: lascivious digit ratio

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: spectacular amethyst people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: big legal warrant

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy 180 university

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Provocative messiness

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: honey-headed hairraiser sneaky criminal church building

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Citrine senate azn

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Citrine senate azn

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Piazza Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: dark faggot firefighter son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Citrine senate azn

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Provocative messiness

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Citrine senate azn

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: impressive theater dopamine

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Citrine senate azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Piazza Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Cobalt codepig resort

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Piazza Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Comical Azure Theater Stage Famous Landscape Painting

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: metal lodge partner

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Citrine senate azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: spectacular amethyst people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: metal lodge partner

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: French indigo indirect expression

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: metal lodge partner

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: federal learning disabled spot

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: French indigo indirect expression

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: startling therapy pit

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: spectacular amethyst people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: spectacular amethyst people who are hurt

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: spectacular amethyst people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: spectacular amethyst people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Ruddy Greedy Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: vengeful aromatic state athletic conference

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: federal learning disabled spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Dull Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Magenta Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Magenta Stag Film

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Ivory Naked Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Vibrant brindle home cuckoldry

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Citrine senate azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Smoky potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling erotic space dingle berry

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: canary maniacal feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: ultramarine coldplay fan travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: copper casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: cream cracking mediation alpha

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: pearl idiot

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Smoky potus



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Citrine senate azn



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Smoky potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: twinkling sticky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: big legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Twisted Salmon Marketing Idea Chapel

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: shivering silver gay wizard

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: aggressive mad-dog skullcap theatre



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: big legal warrant



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Glittery Flickering School Cafeteria Halford



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: scarlet center



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Bossy Police Squad

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Outnumbered Razzle Antidepressant Drug



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: navy locus scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted sanctuary hairy legs



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Filthy nursing home sex offender



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#49964828)