by rights, you should be working at the fucking GAP you dizzy bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21281996)

even if the OP was a troll, it revealed this much at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21281929)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21281944)

that says you lied about potential criminal charges, not the fact that brown kicked you out/threatened to kick you out.

as i understand it you've offered as many as three different stories

1. your first story: brown was kicking you out (although you likely would be allowed to present it as a "voluntary" leave of absence for future employers/other schools etc. this is how pretty much every school treats things that don't seriously violate the honor code, like plagiarism or cheating)

2. your next and inconsistent story: brown had kind of sort of threatened you with being kicked out, but then totally relented and said you could come back next semester and *you* just decided that you would voluntarily kick yourself out for a year, not graduate with your class and live in your parents basement. this all sounded a little delusional.

3. your most recent story, spun only in this thread as far as i can tell: brown was never threatening you with being kicked out for a year and you had *always* known you would voluntarily kick yourself out for a year, not graduate with your class, live in your parents basement, etc. but would simultaneously spin a story to xo that brown had either kicked you out (#1, above) or threatened to kick you out but ultimately let you make the decision (#2) and that you would completely fabricate these stories in order to add to your xo persona.

in any case, pretty much all of the scenarios expose you as an inveterate liar and i cant believe you think people ought to take what you're saying seriously now as you protest that NOW you're telling us the full story and just lol at thinking you would lie. WHY WOULD I LIE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU ASPIE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282088)

lol you really aren't smart enough to play this game.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1936967&mc=309&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282154)

lol at this mongoloid teenage girl attempting to brute force post her preferred version of reality into existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282003)

(the box)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282021)

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glad you admitted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21281984)

BOX ALT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282470)

I'm really just saying that it's a possibility worth considering, not a certainty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282289)

maybe spring 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282323)

*triumphantly proclaims her detractors "aspies"*

(tbtp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282299)

if you had not taken the voluntary leave, would brown have done something? be honest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282331)

OP - wtf do you care what the box does? she's a crazy internet poster. what do you stand to gain?

Box - kicked or not, you're still probably one of only two people at Brown that year to get talked to in that manner by the dean. being in the 1/1000th percentile in terms of stable percentile is something for equal concern, even if they ultimately would have let you stay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282489)

also--what do you stand to gain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017330&forum_id=2#21282549)