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Check out the brutal beating at 9th Cir. oral argument

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8 For the tl/dr c...
silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”
silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing
Cerebral Naked Generalized Bond
  11/16/17
Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Par...
silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
He can really drop some Koz-loads.
Medicated old irish cottage yarmulke
  11/16/17
dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?
jet crackhouse
  11/16/17
Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star metho...
silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"
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Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, a...
jet crackhouse
  11/16/17
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Sapphire Incel Roast Beef
  11/16/17
IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?
racy regret
  11/16/17
lol 180
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  11/16/17
He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he t...
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cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic c...
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I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too m...
beady-eyed electric furnace
  11/16/17
Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argume...
vengeful smoky hairy legs depressive
  11/16/17
His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine m...
Autistic provocative shitlib
  11/16/17
But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This i...
silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
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silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever ...
Bearded Narrow-minded Trailer Park
  11/17/17
ever litigate against a pro se?
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  11/17/17
How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt...
racy regret
  11/16/17
This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes f...
Trip theatre jew
  11/16/17
It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it r...
vengeful smoky hairy legs depressive
  11/16/17
How much time do you have to research these issues and how m...
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by reading the briefs?
Sexy Geriatric Weed Whacker
  11/16/17
How is it different from going to law school and reading cas...
Appetizing pervert dingle berry
  11/16/17
unbelievable chutzpah on display here
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  11/16/17
lmao fag
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  11/16/17
God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.
beady-eyed electric furnace
  11/16/17
These "judges" are really full of themselves.
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I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.
racy regret
  11/16/17
All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard d...
floppy whorehouse
  11/16/17
Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty a...
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Know-it-all Grizzly Lay
  11/16/17
jfc my asshold hurts just watching that
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Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his fi...
poppy range
  11/16/17
Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.
beady-eyed electric furnace
  11/16/17
We should send him a get well soon card. To Luis, Hop...
Trip theatre jew
  11/16/17
https://www.ayonlaw.com/ is this tedcruztp?
poppy range
  11/16/17
Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional ha...
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silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
the judges can be pricks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Marvelous parlor hissy fit
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You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.
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  11/16/17
look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; ...
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  11/16/17
Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does...
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https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4
Vigorous laser beams
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I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at...
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Link?
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wtf
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This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued be...
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  11/16/17
Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan h...
Ebony Cuckoldry
  11/16/17
Sounds right to me
Bearded Narrow-minded Trailer Park
  11/17/17
This is one of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com/watc...
Violet Fantasy-prone Black Woman Place Of Business
  11/16/17
(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit o...
Know-it-all Grizzly Lay
  11/16/17
It's from an old TSINAH thread.
Violet Fantasy-prone Black Woman Place Of Business
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"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed whil...
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lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to ge...
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  11/16/17
The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he'...
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I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to...
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  11/16/17
um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same
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  11/16/17
That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.
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  11/16/17
Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer f...
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  11/16/17
Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. ...
jet crackhouse
  11/16/17
nice try evan
Know-it-all Grizzly Lay
  11/16/17
Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.
Vigorous laser beams
  11/16/17
subtle
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  11/16/17
easy there buddy
poppy range
  11/16/17
why is he holding a pen the entire time?
diverse chestnut pozpig psychic
  11/16/17
One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.
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silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant...
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  11/16/17
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  11/16/17
it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to h...
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"It's now on video to be seen by the world" *te...
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Trip theatre jew
  11/16/17
Do any BU guys know this dude?
silver harsh ticket booth
  11/16/17
xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck
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(Luis Ayon)
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  11/17/17
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  11/17/17
odds luis ayon will find this thread?
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It seems we do both now.
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  12/05/19
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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:11 AM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3aOf9ordr8

For the tl/dr crowd it starts getting brutal at like the 5 minute mark (and the next 2.5 minutes are the roughest).

“The longer you talk the less convincing you are.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699706)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth

“You don’t do your professional reputation any good.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Cerebral Naked Generalized Bond

Spoken in that accent makes it even more menacing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699825)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth

Ya. Kozinski can be brutal man. I’ve never heard of this Parker guy but he’s drilling this guy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699857)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Medicated old irish cottage yarmulke

He can really drop some Koz-loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701842)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: jet crackhouse

dude has a 10 on Avvo so what does Koz know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699878)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth

Fuck Superlawyer needs to double check its rising star methodology.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699904)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Ebony Cuckoldry

Lol at that millennial dipshit "lawyer"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699835)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: tripping 180 mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699854)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Wonderful pale dysfunction headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699967)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: jet crackhouse

Parker seems 180. Never heard of this guy but double Yale, appointed to the bench by both a Democrat and a Republican, and still sounds like a blue collar Brooklyn guy. "Ay- let's be real. You're out heah trying to get this property for $5 grand, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699869)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: Sapphire Incel Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704695)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: racy regret

IDK why he keeps glancing over at Koz. For approval?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704731)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Sexy Geriatric Weed Whacker

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699871)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Bossy cerise gaming laptop coffee pot

He was a little evasive, he talked over the judges, and he told them their questions weren’t relevant. So he deserved a little of this. But fuck man, those judges were over the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699937)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: jet crackhouse

cr to an extent. Koz jumped on him with a little sarcastic comment before he even got a word in. But I think they read his briefs and know they were going to ream him out no matter what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699951)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: razzle elite personal credit line lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace

I don’t know man. The professional reputation part was too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700146)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: vengeful smoky hairy legs depressive

Cr. My first thought upon watching this was that his argument in the briefing must've been offensively shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700569)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Autistic provocative shitlib

His client bought a sub-priority lien from an HOA for nine months of unpaid dues, with the deed and foreclosure sale clearly disclosing that the super-priority lien would still exist after the sale (as it is held by the mortgagee). Nonetheless, his client sued to quiet title by arguing that the HOA could not split the lien, and therefore, even though the HOA only purported to sell and he only purported to buy the sub-priority lien, it actually transferred both the sub-priority and super-priority liens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700687)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth

But let’s be honest, it’s all Al Franken-level fraud. This is hardly the shittiest argument these guys have seen. No reason to beat the shit out of the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700715)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701130)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Bearded Narrow-minded Trailer Park

That is one of the most absurdly shitty arguments i've ever heard of. Please give me some examples of shittier arguments LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706890)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: Irradiated striped hyena legal warrant

ever litigate against a pro se?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709316)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: racy regret

How does one understand wtf is going on unless one has dealt extensively with this area of law? You have to admire these judges or understand why they hire only magna HLS grads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700785)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Trip theatre jew

This is a big thing in states with super priority statutes for HOA loans. I know a dude in (iirc) Tucson that makes a entire living defending a single bank against these claims. I bet these guys have seen this argument a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700811)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: vengeful smoky hairy legs depressive

It's really not that hard. I'm not saying I understand it right this second, but I did clerk, and you've got the time to look into shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700816)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: razzle elite personal credit line lodge

How much time do you have to research these issues and how many opinions are you writing at a given time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702571)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Sexy Geriatric Weed Whacker

by reading the briefs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700979)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Appetizing pervert dingle berry

How is it different from going to law school and reading cases on random shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702195)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring cruise ship

unbelievable chutzpah on display here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: mint sandwich hell

lmao fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34699984)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace

God damn. Imagine the flight home after that shit show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700084)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Violet Fantasy-prone Black Woman Place Of Business

These "judges" are really full of themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700151)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700326)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: opaque affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700823)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: bull headed bistre theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704653)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: racy regret

I'm on camera! HEY, FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700215)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: floppy whorehouse

All in, the guy must have know this was going to be a hard day for him. I guess it could have gone worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700344)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: floppy whorehouse

Oh man I just got to the weasel part. No, that was pretty awful.

However, this is pussycat stuff compared to a bad day in Family Court in South Carolina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700355)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Misanthropic Awkward Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705773)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Know-it-all Grizzly Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700345)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Buff angry menage

jfc my asshold hurts just watching that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700460)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: poppy range

Who is that attorney? What is his name? I want to see his firm profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700473)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace

Luis Ayon is what he says at the beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700517)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Trip theatre jew

We should send him a get well soon card.

To Luis,

Hope your holes get better.

Love,

Xoxohth/autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: poppy range

https://www.ayonlaw.com/

is this tedcruztp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700670)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: ungodly hominid mad cow disease

Reading comp? It's Luis. He even got a chill professional haircut for his pic. Guess he copped dat jerb after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700770)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701410)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: Marvelous parlor hissy fit

the judges can be pricks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzMsZDH9XhU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700681)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Vigorous laser beams

You can't read a fucking oral argument. Memorize that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701637)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Wine business firm masturbator

look at those stacks of pleadings. appellate writing sucks; just putting together the record for appeal is daunting. the actually OA is easy as fuck LJL at these boomers fumbling like 1L faggots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219646)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: bull headed bistre theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34700858)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Territorial Home Ceo

Every single judge should be replaced with Watson. What does being a sarcastic asshole have to do with correctly interpreting the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701093)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Trip theatre jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701584)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Vigorous laser beams

https://youtu.be/c8ksvG_X4Z4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701708)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: iridescent glittery people who are hurt

I remember reading about this. The bro was drunk and high at argument and was disbarred (iirc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703411)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: spectacular den roommate

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703508)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: cocky bateful bawdyhouse faggot firefighter

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057964)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Corn Cake Temple

This is probably how it went down when Are Reptile argued before Gorsuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219658)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: bull headed bistre theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701892)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: Ebony Cuckoldry

Not a real estate or litigationmo. What was the game plan here, to get Wells Fargo to settle for less than the full amount of the lein and instead they decided to just win the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701930)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Bearded Narrow-minded Trailer Park

Sounds right to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706939)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Violet Fantasy-prone Black Woman Place Of Business

This is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZDipKRH0c&feature=youtu.be&t=32m10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701940)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all Grizzly Lay

(grocery store clerk rattling off his favorite 9th Circuit oral arguments like episodes of Breaking Bad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701981)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Violet Fantasy-prone Black Woman Place Of Business

It's from an old TSINAH thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701994)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all Grizzly Lay

"It's from an old TSINAH thread" evan39 typed while feeding orcas from his Puget Sound mega-yacht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702002)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Violet Fantasy-prone Black Woman Place Of Business

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702018)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: bull headed bistre theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702050)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Thriller idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702643)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: poppy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703638)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703963)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: racy regret

"This is my favorite 9th Cir. beatdown" evan39 explained to juggalo coworker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701983)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all Grizzly Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701991)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: bull headed bistre theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702048)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored avocado indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: olive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703964)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: hideous theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705744)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:44 PM
Author: Zippy lime dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705796)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: effete charismatic principal's office persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708636)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: anal orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34709276)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all Grizzly Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219438)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: carmine area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219585)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Know-it-all Grizzly Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057115)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Maize excitant institution

lawyer on the other side gets it. I’ve seen people try to get up and argue their side after a beating like that. Was afraid he would too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34701995)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: jet crackhouse

The judges basically ordered him sit down. You can tell he's thinking, "fuck I hope I can still bill for this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702114)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Flushed site

I'd premium bill for winning so lopsidedly without having to utter more than 10 words. Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702528)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: diverse chestnut pozpig psychic

um, the extra 0.1 for a 1 min or 10 min OA is the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702628)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Flushed site

That's what saves this play from being a tragedy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702534)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Violet Fantasy-prone Black Woman Place Of Business

Out of curiosity, what kind of consequences would a lawyer face if he talked back or said something insulting to one of these judges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702123)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: jet crackhouse

Could get some bullshit sanction of a couple hundred bucks. It's really a reputation all thing though. Koz has been known to drag lawyers through the mud in his opinions as well. He did this to a couple of prosecutors her he thought pushed cases they should've dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702133)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all Grizzly Lay

nice try evan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702589)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Vigorous laser beams

Could be held in contempt and thrown in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702597)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Sexy Geriatric Weed Whacker

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702615)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: poppy range

easy there buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703211)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: diverse chestnut pozpig psychic

why is he holding a pen the entire time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702613)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Medicated old irish cottage yarmulke

One of his partners asked him to hold the pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702623)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703233)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: diverse chestnut pozpig psychic

9th cir mastermen, why did this get OA? 9th cir doesnt grant OA as a matter of right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34702639)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Heady brass azn

Sometimes you see an associate's headshot and you just want to dad him around a little bit in open court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703223)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: slate gay wizard corner

You show up in every litigation-related thread and act like some kind of expert, but you're actually just a clueless fucking faggot.

FRAP 34 provides for compulsory oral argument in every case except for those in which the panel unanimously agrees. It has nothing to do with the Ninth Circuit, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703249)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: iridescent glittery people who are hurt

I love this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703295)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: diverse chestnut pozpig psychic

it's almost like the various COAs unanimously agree not to hold OA at different rates. jfc you're a retard.

every circuit has a diff oral arg % and they differ widely, see, e.g., https://www.cohengresser.com/assets/publications/25.pdf

At one extreme, the Fourth Circuit

heard argument in only 382 of 2,966 cases that it

decided on the merits (13.1 percent); the Third

Circuit heard oral argument in 372 out of 2,526

cases (13.9 percent); and the Eleventh Circuit

in 423 out of 2,943 cases (16.2 percent).12 At the

other extreme, the D.C. and Seventh circuits heard,

respectively, 44.4 percent and 46.7 percent of the

cases they decided on the merits.13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703313)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: slate gay wizard corner

You're done here, little breh. Run along now.

Edit: LOL at this furious kike editing his poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703331)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: diverse chestnut pozpig psychic

my poast speaks for itself. you're a complete moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703334)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: diverse chestnut pozpig psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219545)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: diverse chestnut pozpig psychic

Dumbest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219547)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: frum soggy university

nobody vants ruling.. you can't eat ruling.. you can't sell ruling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703317)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:57 PM
Author: diverse chestnut pozpig psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703382)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: jet crackhouse

I had a law professor light into me about this. "OK great so you get a judgment. What are you going to do? Hang it on the wall?" Very eye-opening experience actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34707938)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: effete charismatic principal's office persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708671)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Copper nursing home ladyboy

"It's now on video to be seen by the world"

*tears a man's anus wide open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703324)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Trip theatre jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704636)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth

Do any BU guys know this dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34703427)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 8:50 PM
Author: adventurous drab blood rage kitchen

xo kozinski not even pretending to give a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704647)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705381)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: rambunctious twinkling feces hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34704798)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Ocher razzmatazz macaca

fuck the judges there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705594)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: razzle elite personal credit line lodge

(Luis Ayon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705929)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706204)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Zippy lime dog poop

i once saw a municipal court judge stop a proceeding to yell at a lawyer sitting in the front row who was talking to another lawyer. The pudgy little guido was fuming after. talking about reporting the judge to the ethics board. it was insane. guy's suit was cheap as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34705845)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Know-it-all Grizzly Lay

earlier this year i saw a municipal judge criticize a young lawyer's alt right haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708422)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: silver harsh ticket booth

Oh hi again guys!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34706738)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: jet crackhouse

odds luis ayon will find this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34708663)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#34720449)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Violet Fantasy-prone Black Woman Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219530)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Passionate chest-beating double fault

this thread actually shows the massive fall of XO, just 2 years ago ppl wld poast actually law related threads and u wld get somewhat rationale analysis of what happened, now its just OH FUCK LETS KILL NIGS, MUSLIMS, WOMEN ARE SHIT, I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY BUTT HOW DO I GET IT OUT BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219604)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Vivacious Corn Cake Temple

It seems we do both now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219659)



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Date: December 5th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic startling kitty cat abode

How happy do you think the lawyer felt when he saw Kozinski forced to retire a month later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#39219621)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 11:11 AM
Author: Wine business firm masturbator

he should have said "i'm trying to teach deadbeat homeowners a lesson that they need to pay their fucking mortgage you silly shitlibs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057172)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Coral senate knife

Agreed. He would have done better had he immediately shifted over into an equity/fairness argument when the hollering started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41057854)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Wine business firm masturbator

"somebody is getting the house. it shouldn't go to the person who broke the contract. if the bank refused to credit the payments made on the mortgage their lawyer would be here asking for clean title as a remedy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058328)



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Date: October 6th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: Coral senate knife

Right. You have to punch back when you get a question like that from a judge like that. It wont change their mind but it will be a satisfying enough response to the other judges

Otherwise they will just try to paint you as sneaky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3799163&forum_id=2#41058650)