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Date: January 5th, 2019 6:37 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37534118) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 4:58 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539026) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:31 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37541011) |
Date: January 5th, 2019 6:40 PM Author: Fragrant Well-lubricated Public Bath Mediation not really htat cruel and not my friend, but my friend's brother
we were pissed at my friend's older brother so we put dog shit all over his car, including under the handle of his car so he'd touch it without seeing it |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 6:41 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37534139) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:00 PM Author: Galvanic filthpig When I was a senior in the band I sucked all the freshman saxophone guys' dicks while they were sleeping at band camp and took pics. Fuckin fags lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539035) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:03 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539052) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:00 PM Author: swashbuckling brindle international law enforcement agency From the Elliot Rodger wikipedia article: "During his time at Crespi Carmelite High, he was bullied by other students including an incident that involved his head getting taped to his desk while he was asleep" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539036) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:02 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539043) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:01 PM Author: Wine abusive chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539037) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:03 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539046) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:15 PM Author: Charismatic vermilion field HAHHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539115) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:16 PM Author: flatulent mental disorder Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539119) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:25 PM Author: irradiated lemon address toaster how do you assholes never reveal the prank to him? faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539465) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:36 PM Author: Wine abusive chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539535) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:25 PM Author: multi-colored pale police squad mad-dog skullcap that's 180. wonder if it still exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544489) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:28 PM Author: light big-titted crackhouse organic girlfriend jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544509) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:05 PM Author: flatulent mental disorder Once wrote a fake letter from Duke basketball to our friend that thought he was hot shit in 8th grade bball. This was very cruel and my involvement haunts me to this day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539059) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:25 PM Author: irradiated lemon address toaster poast the letter
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:55 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539636) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 9:12 PM Author: olive old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37540527) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:07 PM Author: aromatic flickering orchestra pit water buffalo Told my hs gf to look into the auditorium spotlight, then turned it on.
Regularly stole my buddy's shitbox Subaru legacy since he left his keys inside - would move it to random places around town, in no parking zones, etc.
Set off Works toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil bombs in friend's basements.
Pretended to be a deranged black girl named Lateefah who was pregnant with the child of a girl's boyfriend. Made the girl cry and agree to raise the mulatto baby on Lateefah's behalf or be cut up real bad by Lateefah and her gurlz. |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:57 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539642) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:11 PM Author: Comical ruddy associate Mostly harmless computer HACKS to annoy people. Word replace and changing desktop backgrounds to homoerotic images because LOL. (an old favorite was David Hasselhoff oiled up and holding puppies). My go-to prank was setting the disk tray to stay open. If you closed it, the tray would immediately pop out again. It didn't take much to amuse me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539094) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:19 PM Author: Charismatic vermilion field yeah this is classic. used to do blacksnake.com on all my hs friends laptops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539149) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:59 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539659) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 7:38 PM Author: Primrose offensive brunch I used to set this one pic of greg louganis on every school pc I could get my hands on. good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539873) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:12 PM Author: Glittery Center i would always hide my beer in the oven or microwave at bro's house parties. i forgot to remove the beer on two occasions that resulted in explosions later for the bros moms preheating. fucked up part is I never actually forgot I just didn;t give a fuck and left it there. pretty selfish. I feel bad now. I'd also always steal the batteries from remotes when my camera died - a few people hated me for this (like big time I'm sitting down after smoking a bowl with a totinos pizza and about to turn the tv on and watch sportscenter wtf fucking gibberish stole the batteries out of my remote). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539103) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 8:17 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37540170) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:13 PM Author: Jade tripping really tough guy selfie we convinced some kid's girlfriend that her boyfriend had high-functioning autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539105) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:59 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539654) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 7:00 PM Author: Aggressive garnet forum jew (Mac) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539663) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:14 PM Author: Jade tripping really tough guy selfie convinced some kid that edibles get you high right away and wear off quickly so he had it before lunch. it didnt hit him until the middle of a calculus exam that was a few periods later and he kept chuckling in the corner of the room going fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539110) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:15 PM Author: flatulent mental disorder Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539113) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:17 PM Author: Charismatic vermilion field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539125) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:19 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539137) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:22 PM Author: Passionate masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539158) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:25 PM Author: irradiated lemon address toaster lol
tbf cant wait till your generation all start suffering from schizophrenia, you weed-addled jerkoffs. |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 7:06 PM Author: Primrose offensive brunch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539687) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:28 PM Author: nudist electric degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544517) |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:36 PM Author: naked trip locus Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37555196) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:15 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539116) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:21 PM Author: Wine abusive chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539155) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:30 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539212) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 9:10 PM Author: Wine abusive chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37540505) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:29 PM Author: Jade tripping really tough guy selfie 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539207) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:22 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544466) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:34 PM Author: Orchid Aphrodisiac Home lol the most asshole thing was making up the story of the kid pissing himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544565) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:37 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544581) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:19 PM Author: Wine abusive chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539134) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:23 PM Author: Charismatic vermilion field 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539166) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:23 PM Author: Wine abusive chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539457) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:21 PM Author: Passionate masturbator I had a fake gmail impersonating a prude asian girl in my middle school. My friends and I would chat up guys in our class—people who knew her but weren’t her friends—and send them really depraved messages, offers to receive sexual favors, and 2girls1cup-type videos. I uncovered these messages with my friend last year and we had ourselves a giggle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539156) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:13 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544367) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:25 PM Author: nighttime marvelous generalized bond trust fund let's just say that MULTIPLE student government elections would have asterisks next to them if people knew the truth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539176) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:25 PM Author: flatulent mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539178) |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:31 PM Author: Beta Hilarious Pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37555165) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:34 PM Author: Underhanded casino boltzmann Just before homeroom, everyone's in the hall, I told a friend, "pretend you're chasing me down the hall." He did, I "fled" making a playful show of trying to escape. In doing so, I ran up behind some kid, laid my hands on his shoulders, and spun him--not too roughly--so he now stood like a shield between myself and my friend. I said a few words, pretending to calm my pursuing friend down, and then we all disbanded. Well, I had had a peeled maxi pad in my hand from the start, and it was now stuck to the kid's back.
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:35 PM Author: crimson principal's office hissy fit Would poast Craigslist ad for Masters Tix or superbowl at face value and list a friend's phone number. Usually would say something about wife having baby early and just want to sell them to a true fan.
Phone would ring and receive hundreds of text messages non stop for a day or so. |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:13 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544371) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:20 PM Author: tan stage tank Ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544444) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 5:45 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539279) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 6:24 PM Author: irradiated lemon address toaster i had no friends in HS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539461) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:14 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544376) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 7:07 PM Author: Primrose offensive brunch convinced this chick that used to give me and my friends rides everywhere that stop signs with white outlines were optional. took maybe 2 years. one day she calls one of us crying because a cop had pulled her over for running one then screamed at her asking if she was retarded when she tried to tell him it was optional (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37539694) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:14 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544383) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 4:36 PM Author: Primrose offensive brunch She had a 4.3 and got a full ride to UF, lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37546034) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 4:42 PM Author: Jade tripping really tough guy selfie 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37546080) |
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Date: January 6th, 2019 9:08 PM Author: Exciting dilemma regret This one dude had taken his shoes off in a science lab class for some reason to relax so when he wasn't looking I hid them in a drawer. No one knew it was me. He had to go to our next class in his stocking feet. There was yelling involved. I eventually admitted it was me and went and got his shoes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37540488) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:15 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544387) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:14 PM Author: Flesh Razzle Private Investor Indian Lodge friends? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544379) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:15 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544389) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:20 PM Author: Flesh Razzle Private Investor Indian Lodge well not particularly, no but it seemed like the obvious (xo poas joke regardless
no real pranks to contribute ITT though, unless you have some creative scoring argument for beating the piss out of ur dad |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:21 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544450) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:10 PM Author: aquamarine range ratface Sarcasm? LOL at anyone associating with that psychotic fat pile of shit in HS or ever. He was no doubt BRUTALLY bullied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544815) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:16 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544869) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:18 PM Author: aquamarine range ratface He’s a weird 350lb Indian that has been in mental institutions, had a drug addiction (probably still does) and was arrested for assaulting a family member. He has terrorized the board for years showing off his impressive mental illness. It’s pretty clear a lot of this stems from anger over being an outcast loner his whole life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544889) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:23 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544929) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:16 PM Author: tan stage tank Pretended to be a girl from our school on msn messenger, got him to drive to her house and wait in his car for her to come out, had friend video tape him sitting there while doing a mocking voice over, he waited about 45 mins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544400) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:18 PM Author: tan stage tank Same friend, posted ad on craigslist free section using his cell number about giving away a swimming pool during brutal summer hear wave, he was getting calls and texts every few seconds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544415) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:20 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544446) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:27 PM Author: nudist electric degenerate Put some dirty baseball compressionshorts in this kids pillow and he kept coming to school tired like “I cant sleep it smells like shit in my room” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544502) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:05 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544769) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:30 PM Author: light big-titted crackhouse organic girlfriend Egged the interior of our "friend's" ford explorer multiple times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544530) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:05 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544770) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:36 PM Author: exhilarant greedy pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544571) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:21 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544912) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:45 PM Author: exhilarant greedy pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37545124) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 1:48 PM Author: Titillating Navy Half-breed I was the victim of this prank:
Sophomore year my best friend was spending the weekend with me, but this HOT AS SHIT skinny blonde chick from my CCD classes finally responded to my texts and agreed to go to a movie with me. Problem was she was dead set on going alone and I wasn't going to ditch him. So I said fuck it, we can just sneak him with us.
So he laid down in the trunk of my Ford explorer sport when I picked her up and waited a few minutes to go in behind us. As soon as he gets in, he starts fucking with me. Saying shit like "nice hat, faggot" as he passes by and just generally creeping out the girl. Of course I'm trying my best to keep a straight face, but slowly getting irl pissed at him. He sits behind us in the movie and is kicking her chair, being obnoxious, and all this other shit. Finally the chick makes me go outside to get security to deal with this creepy stranger. Security comes and escorts him out and as he's walking behind us he leans in and goes "you two better hope you never see me again." I'm thinking Jfc knowing that I have to secretly give him a ride home.
So the movie ends and I'm driving her home and she spends the entire 20 min ride talking about what a creep this guy was and how proud she was for me to standing up to him. I had to turn up the radio at this point because I knew my buddy was just dying laughing in the trunk. Finally, we get to her house and start making out in the driveway. Success
.... Then my friend goes I FOUND YOU BITCH pops up and starts climbing over the back and middle rows. The chick let's out the loudest blood curling scream I've ever heard in my life and runs out of the car. At this point I'm committed to the shtick and we start wrestling in her front yard when her dad comes out with a baseball bat and me and my friend are like "no bro it's a prank!" and just gtfo.
We get pulled over coming out of the neighborhood and have to explain the story again to the cops. Never spoke to her again in my life. |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:04 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544765) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:07 PM Author: Titillating Navy Half-breed Tbf some of it was planned. We thought it would help my chances if he could create some altercation were I stood up for the girl and for the most part, it worked. I think he just saw a golden opportunity at the end (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544783) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:11 PM Author: exhilarant greedy pistol Anglican Lawyer said he would share his own in the OP and then never did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544824) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:16 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544860) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:18 PM Author: exhilarant greedy pistol You didn’t rate my veggie pizza one, so I’m cranky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544887) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:19 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544901) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:12 PM Author: learning disabled famous landscape painting group of bitchy and annoying girls two grades below us would always show up to our parties and act like cunts. we supplied them with beers and cigs and took tons of pictures of them drinking and smoking. developed film and dropped the pics in their parents' mailboxes. several baptist church deacon daddies and church group mommies were not happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37544834) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:24 PM Author: Self-absorbed wild fortuitous meteor Put flour in the air conditioning units of a friend’s car - years later flour would come out if he tried to turn on the AC.
Shaved someone’s eyebrows off when they were passed out on our couch - we didn’t know it at the time but he had an interview a couple of days later with the Naval Academy (he didn’t get in). |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:53 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37545186) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 4:29 PM Author: Rusted station shitlib friend had some shitbox geo metro or something that he was super proud of as if it was a nicer car. he was real anal about where he parked it, etc. a dozen of us lifted it up, carried it inside the fieldhouse, and left it at center court of the basketball arena. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37545945) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 4:41 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37546072) |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 8:32 PM Author: Rusted station shitlib there was significant butthurt
oh, you mean to the car no |
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Date: January 7th, 2019 4:59 PM Author: Wonderful immigrant We turned my friend's younger sister into a complete slut (although she probly had it in her the whole time). He was super non-confrontational and his sister was hot blonde and about 2-3 years younger than us.
One night the sister slept over at her friend's house who lived down the street from me - like 4-5 houses, and they were 14 years old and drunk / tipsy after getting into their parents liquor cabinet. They started messaging me on AIM (lol) all flirty and telling me they were shaving their vaginas for me and wanted me to finger them both when they came over. Fresh shaved 14 year old vaginas (both were hot). I was 16 they were 14. They came over and I fingered them both but they had to go b/c they started getting too loud (we were outside at my house we had all "snuck out".
They went back to the friend's house. They started talking on AIM again - I called one of my best friends to tell him, and he was childhood best friends with our friend who had the sister. This friend of mine also had a horse cock - we all knew it from the locker room - it was massive. He also took it out all the fucking time as a joke, everyone knew about his giant cock - (he was like 120 pounds too, but the biggest cock in town). The sister also liked this dude. Can't remember how but we all started talking on the phone and plannign to go out again.
So my friend picks me up in his truck - with the 2 drunk 14 year olds, and we go to a church at the end of my neighborhood which has large amounts of places to chill and open fields etc. I messed around with the friend (I was a virgin until a few months after that) while my friend de-virginized our friend's little sister and his childhood best friend's little sister with his MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
He saved his underwear that had her cherry blood all over it as a keepsake and would show people. Our friend found out about this too eventually.
It didn't take long for word to spread in our social circles, and our friend found out about this less than 2 weeks after. Not only did he find out - he knew damn well that his childhood best friend had a giant, massive horse cock. HAHA pranked him good!!!!
I swear on a bible all of this is 100% honest and true
P.S. - we regularly started drinking and hanging out with these girls and their friends all younger than us, the sister turned into a giant whore, I did everything but fuck her eventually, but she was easy af. Funny story - our other friend really liked her and dated her a while after this and never did anything but make out with her. She almost surely cheated on him at some point.
Edit: Looking back on this years later it seems like a fantasy - I can't believe all this shit happened. I called my friend to brag about it that night like in the story - but honestly I didn't even appreciate at the time what had happened. Took all this kind of shit for granted in HS. GFD I wish I had saved those AIM messages, that really kills me. But we didn't think like that back then b/c obviously technology wasn't up to par. |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:19 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37555101) |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:38 AM Author: stimulating at-the-ready temple not me, but a buddy of mine was a huge asshole. His family had a mega huge house and he would have these kick ass sleepovers in his basement all the time, like 5-10 of us would sleep over and they were really fun. Sometimes he would get out a jar of Icy Hot, that heat lotion stuff you put on injured joints, walk up to someone who didn't know he had a handful of it, and then suddenly swipe the icy hot across their eyes. Then we would all laugh as whatever kid it was writhed in pain on the floor for 10 minutes clutching their eyes.
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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37555109) |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 10:54 AM Author: cheese-eating set laser beams not really a prank but i stole probably 8-9 ppls ti-83 calculators.
nerds, hipsters, hotties, jocks, chill bros, generic randos...i didnt give a fuck. as a 35 year old man, id do it again today and have zero remorse.
if you aren’t in my circle of friends and leave valuable shit around me, im taking it and fuck you if you have the nerve to think you’re going to do shit about it. |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 11:02 AM Author: Orchid Aphrodisiac Home yea, stealing shit isn't a prank you klepto piece of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551400) |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 11:06 AM Author: cheese-eating set laser beams (pussy faggot with no entrepreneurial spirit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551418) |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 11:04 AM Author: cheese-eating set laser beams they went for about 80 a pop so not bad for what little risk there was involved (seriously pathetic how ppl just left them in classrooms). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37551411) |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37555111) |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 11:31 AM Author: violent shaky lodge coffee pot Power sit up. You’d target some asshole freshman who thought he was a stud. Say you can’t do a power sit-up, where two upper classman would hold a towel over your eyes and see if you could perform a sit-up (guys holding the towel offering resistance).
Of course, once the freshman agrees to do this your hairiest fattest friend drops his underwear with his ass facing the sit-up guy. On three the freshman tries to sit-up. The towel holders drop the towel. Guys nose into asshole if you’ve spaced it correctly.
Worked at the start of every new sports season. |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 12:35 PM Author: Rusted station shitlib we did this to just about every freshman we could. once they started catching on it devolved to "eagle-eyeing" or "brown-nosing" where the hairy fat guy would just grab the kid and forcibly grounder his butthold on the freshman's face. this worked particularly well on the post-game bus trip where the freshman had no chance to run or hide.
god i miss how 100% hetero as fuck high school used to be. |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 1:38 PM Author: violent shaky lodge coffee pot Lol it wasn’t gay at all!!
But yea I think it would be characterized as sexual assault today. |
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Date: January 8th, 2019 8:20 PM Author: yellow pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4170963&forum_id=2#37555113) |