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Luis convincing his client 28 years in prison is actually pretty chill

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glassy demanding space macaca
  07/05/25
"just spread ur cheeks & doobsmaxx day one"
razzle-dazzle sound barrier plaza
  07/05/25
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Milky fantasy-prone idea he suggested location
  07/05/25
Haven’t pled anyone out to a sentence longer than 10-1...
Big Dopamine Menage
  07/05/25
Why are your cases getting kookier?
Flesh talking stead
  07/05/25
I’m gay Stick around long enough as a public defen...
Big Dopamine Menage
  07/05/25
"3 square meals and a bed, no more worries about paying...
irradiated ruby point
  07/05/25
I think I would rather be summarily executed than serve a se...
Multi-colored painfully honest chad national
  07/05/25
my more experienced clients tell me state prison is more ch...
Big Dopamine Menage
  07/05/25
because county is meant for short-term stays and doesn't hav...
dun razzle voyeur
  07/05/25
Yeah, they get pissed when they’re stuck in county for...
Big Dopamine Menage
  07/05/25
I'm very pretty and people try to rape me to death if I even...
Multi-colored painfully honest chad national
  07/05/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3tUpPbpNB8&ab_channel=J...
Fighting slimy party of the first part crackhouse
  07/05/25
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glittery slippery abode
  07/05/25


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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: glassy demanding space macaca



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sound barrier plaza

"just spread ur cheeks & doobsmaxx day one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074094)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Milky fantasy-prone idea he suggested location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074114)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Big Dopamine Menage

Haven’t pled anyone out to a sentence longer than 10-11 years (sex cases) yet, but that will change soon now that my cases are getting kookier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074097)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Flesh talking stead

Why are your cases getting kookier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074121)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Big Dopamine Menage

I’m gay

Stick around long enough as a public defender and they start giving you murder cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074396)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: irradiated ruby point

"3 square meals and a bed, no more worries about paying rent to jewish overlords brother, and boipussy is getting very advanced these days"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074117)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored painfully honest chad national

I think I would rather be summarily executed than serve a sentence or more than three or four days or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074398)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Big Dopamine Menage

my more experienced clients tell me state prison is more chill than doing time in the local county jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074404)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: dun razzle voyeur

because county is meant for short-term stays and doesn't have the "amenities" of a long-term resort like a state prison

source: i'm benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074415)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Big Dopamine Menage

Yeah, they get pissed when they’re stuck in county for a year because the crime isnt serious enough for state prison but their record is too shitty for a shorter sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074432)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored painfully honest chad national

I'm very pretty and people try to rape me to death if I even just go outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074466)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Fighting slimy party of the first part crackhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3tUpPbpNB8&ab_channel=Juvenile-Topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074406)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: glittery slippery abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746422&forum_id=2#49074468)