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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
spectacular base place of business
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
magenta toilet seat
  07/06/25
underrated
vermilion stirring mad cow disease
  07/06/25
THIS.
Aromatic Unhinged Nursing Home
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Hyperventilating corner doctorate
  07/06/25
Lol
arrogant juggernaut
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Nubile flushed library blood rage
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
blue giraffe
  07/06/25
...
spectacular base place of business
  07/06/25
...
Nubile flushed library blood rage
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
curious striped hyena
  07/06/25
Of course
Rusted useless house
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Pale bespoke half-breed roast beef
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Rusted useless house
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Nubile flushed library blood rage
  07/06/25
No
harsh fantasy-prone church
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
gay stage goyim
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
provocative gay wizard
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Pale bespoke half-breed roast beef
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
provocative gay wizard
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Misanthropic Lodge
  07/06/25
...
at-the-ready violent volcanic crater
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
supple ticket booth water buffalo
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
blue giraffe
  07/06/25
noble
provocative gay wizard
  07/06/25
...
at-the-ready violent volcanic crater
  07/07/25
...
Idiotic property
  07/07/25
...
supple ticket booth water buffalo
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular base place of business

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: magenta toilet seat

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: vermilion stirring mad cow disease

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Unhinged Nursing Home

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Hyperventilating corner doctorate

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: arrogant juggernaut

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Nubile flushed library blood rage

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: blue giraffe

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: spectacular base place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Nubile flushed library blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: curious striped hyena

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Rusted useless house

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Pale bespoke half-breed roast beef

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Rusted useless house

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Nubile flushed library blood rage

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: harsh fantasy-prone church

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: gay stage goyim

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: provocative gay wizard

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Pale bespoke half-breed roast beef

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: provocative gay wizard

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Lodge

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: at-the-ready violent volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: supple ticket booth water buffalo

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: blue giraffe

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: provocative gay wizard

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: at-the-ready violent volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Idiotic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: supple ticket booth water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49079489)