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REMINDER: top trial lawyers arent generally the top 10% T14 type

am clerking and the best AUSA in my district went to a TTTT
light station
  09/03/10
nah ding, check out Bartlit Beck.
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  09/03/10
"Bartlit Beck is the nation's premier law firm" ...
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  09/03/10
r00d
Medicated parlor stock car
  09/03/10
lol
Vigorous site
  09/04/10
You can't teach superb public speaking skills and swagger.
Razzle-dazzle private investor
  09/03/10
cr.
idiotic brunch
  09/04/10
why would a superstudying dork be the best at trial lawyeri...
Appetizing walnut jewess
  09/03/10
no shit. the peeps who won mock trial and shit were not at ...
Startled Ticket Booth
  09/03/10
isn't mock trial ridiculed at T14 schools?
Appetizing walnut jewess
  09/03/10
i think this is a bit general.
Startled Ticket Booth
  09/03/10
Perhaps. Also I'm not sure the people who do mock trial a...
Appetizing walnut jewess
  09/03/10
i would just assume that interest, drive, etc. would create ...
Startled Ticket Booth
  09/03/10
probably right. I bet Law Review doesn't tend to have man...
Appetizing walnut jewess
  09/03/10
Who the hell has the time to do all the cite-checking and wr...
trip copper stain school
  09/03/10
"i would just assume that interest, drive, etc. would c...
bonkers zombie-like athletic conference
  09/09/10
Because they suck at trial advocacy in general. At least Sta...
trip copper stain school
  09/03/10
you're a fucking idiot. moot court and mock trial teams at ...
Shimmering elite public bath crotch
  09/04/10
tcr. Some TTTs even treat moot court / mock trial as a clas...
Histrionic rehab halford
  09/04/10
i am a shitty law student at a shitty school, THEREFORE i wi...
filthy den
  09/04/10
Thank you all for proving my point. "I suck at some...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
PS: I soundly beat that TTT student despite the fact tht he...
Histrionic rehab halford
  09/04/10
PS: I, too, beat the shit out of students from lower ranked ...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
This is some real circular, TTT logic considering you impli...
Histrionic rehab halford
  09/04/10
You must not know what "circular logic" means. ...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
the point is that most people will not be top trial lawyers ...
filthy den
  09/04/10
Being a "top trial lawyer" is as subjective as bei...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
*facepalm*
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
yale gives credit for moot court
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  09/09/10
Being in the top 10% at a highly ranked school all but requi...
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  09/03/10
Plus there is the fact mid-law to BIGLAW are handling large/...
trip copper stain school
  09/03/10
sounds like shit pure shit
light station
  09/04/10
Wonderful retort, I'm awed by your persuasive skills.
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
This.
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
this real lawyering is a talent that has nothing to do wi...
magenta nursing home
  09/04/10
how do you develop it
light station
  09/04/10
practice public speaking...gaining and keeping an audience's...
ruby disrespectful abode double fault
  09/04/10
More importantly, you have to watch other practioners in act...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
do alot of jury trials. and watch the masters.
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  09/09/10
You must be new around here. According to xoxo, life is e...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
this is what im banking on. i cant wait to do this, seriousl...
Spectacular Sticky Space
  09/04/10
you'll fail. aspies don't understand the people who show up...
Motley fat ankles generalized bond
  09/04/10
lol ok
Exciting rebellious forum
  09/04/10
detail oriented, non emotional
Pontificating Heady Foreskin Hell
  09/04/10
Yeah, but most here have no interest in being trial attorney...
supple sepia corner
  09/04/10
Trial work isn't that great. For the most part you're dea...
Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple
  09/04/10
Top trial attorneys laugh at biglaw wages.
very tactful claret pit
  09/04/10
That's fine, but what does that have to do with what I said?
Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple
  09/04/10
You wouldn't mind dealing with idiots all day if it resulted...
very tactful claret pit
  09/04/10
You still wouldn't like it. It would just make it easier to...
Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple
  09/04/10
I don't enjoy being around intellectual law types (aspies).
very tactful claret pit
  09/04/10
You don't have to be around them. They're in their offices ...
Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple
  09/04/10
Well, I don't enjoy being in an intellectual environment, pe...
very tactful claret pit
  09/04/10
Then you need to work at a slip-and-fall, blue-car-red-car i...
Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple
  09/04/10
I'm a JD/MBA student, brah. Not all that interested in legal...
very tactful claret pit
  09/04/10
hahaha most of the accident lawyers you're talking about don...
filthy den
  09/04/10
Who said they are great trial lawyers? My point is that no o...
very tactful claret pit
  09/04/10
of course not, but no one here, or at your TTT, is going to ...
filthy den
  09/04/10
1. I don't attend a TTT 2. You don't know who will make wha...
very tactful claret pit
  09/04/10
1. yes you do. 2. are you ten years old?
filthy den
  09/04/10
1. What's the name of my school (since you know everything)?...
very tactful claret pit
  09/04/10
you don't know ANYTHING *storms out of thread crying*
filthy den
  09/04/10
Odds are overwhelming that neither you nor anyone you know i...
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
Actually, The reason why they make 7 figs through "...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
As do guys who win the lottery.
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
You are the reason why people believe lawyers are arrogant a...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
Actually, it's often quite easy to judge someone's intellige...
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
...
filthy den
  09/04/10
tbf, this may shock u but some ppl actually enjoy doing old-...
Drab slimy travel guidebook
  09/09/10
nfl players aren't usually top 10% at t14s, but you're not g...
filthy den
  09/04/10
There's probably a thread on this, but has any NFL player ev...
magenta nursing home
  09/04/10
after an nfl career? seems very likely someone has.
filthy den
  09/04/10
Supreme Court Justice Byron White played in the nfl for thre...
Angry Friendly Grandma Point
  09/04/10
Cr.
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
didn't John Edwards go to UNC?
Nighttime location keepsake machete
  09/04/10
This shouldn't be surprising to anyone. Trial lawyers have ...
Dashing senate
  09/04/10
and they're less risk averse
Nighttime location keepsake machete
  09/04/10
Also a credited point. And I would also guess that they are...
Dashing senate
  09/04/10
So. . .what you are saying is that they are less likely to h...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
you have to be at least be able to fake being likeable to be...
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  09/09/10
Additionally, "top" trial lawyers need to be extre...
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
"Developing excellent trial skills all but requires tak...
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  09/04/10
I think a scientific study would find that success as a tria...
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  09/04/10
LSAT doesn't measure verbal communication skills, creativity...
Dashing senate
  09/04/10
this. i love the nerd aspies here that are convinced that a...
magenta nursing home
  09/04/10
TBF, What else do they have to support their self-esteem?...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
Yeah. For some of these people, it's their whole source of ...
Dashing senate
  09/04/10
I doubt it's a completely separate thing. For one thing, th...
Exciting rebellious forum
  09/04/10
i think you're missing their point: being academically succe...
filthy den
  09/04/10
i think we're just talking about the nerd rage in this subth...
magenta nursing home
  09/04/10
Nice strawman you built there.
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
Well, maybe I chose those particular words poorly.
Dashing senate
  09/04/10
I think that is a matter of time management. Trial Advoca...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
"LSAT doesn't measure verbal communication skills, crea...
diverse roommate
  09/09/10
Why? A lot of those people come from backgrounds where they...
Dashing senate
  09/09/10
There are plenty of people who rock the LSAT and also grew u...
diverse roommate
  09/09/10
Definitely agree, but on top of that you need people skills ...
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
I hear David Boies only graduated 2nd in his class at YLS. ...
filthy den
  09/04/10
Holy shit! You pointed out two trial lawyers with top gr...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
most top trial lawyers are from top schools and have top gra...
filthy den
  09/04/10
"most top trial lawyers are from top schools and have t...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
this thread is not about biglaw. it's about whether they we...
filthy den
  09/04/10
Well now you raise a different question: Are you a bad Tr...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
I would bet about 1k that you didn't break 155 on the LSAT.
laughsome garrison
  09/04/10
123 So what?
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
if you're asking whether top AUSAs in SDNY are generally bet...
filthy den
  09/04/10
That wasn't my point at all. I never said the "top&q...
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
Um...no? Wow you're dumb.
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
let's just call truce, okay bro?
filthy den
  09/04/10
No prob BroMontana.
trip copper stain school
  09/04/10
edited to be nice :)
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
you are amazingly dumb. i mean, holy shit. holy fucking shit...
laughsome garrison
  09/04/10
...
Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit
  09/04/10
I've actually looked at this quite a bit. If we are reall...
Bright stage feces
  09/09/10
these people are litigators, not trial attorneys.
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  09/09/10
Tim Lincecum Andy Pettite Roy Oswalt Those are baseball...
Bright stage feces
  09/09/10
after reading a bit about Boies he does seem to have a great...
Glittery cordovan factory reset button
  09/09/10
What was Boies' alpha reason for transferring? also - ho...
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  09/09/10
Didn't he go there to bang a professor or something?
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what an infuriatingly stupid exchange itt
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YA, no shit. Law school cant turn one into a fearless, artic...
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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:26 PM
Author: light station

am clerking and the best AUSA in my district went to a TTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960215)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:27 PM
Author: curious cruise ship hunting ground

nah ding, check out Bartlit Beck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960224)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:27 PM
Author: Indecent dark faggot firefighter sanctuary

"Bartlit Beck is the nation's premier law firm"

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960233)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:32 PM
Author: Medicated parlor stock car

r00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960274)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 12:37 AM
Author: Vigorous site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961364)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle private investor

You can't teach superb public speaking skills and swagger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960382)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: idiotic brunch

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961683)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:44 PM
Author: Appetizing walnut jewess

why would a superstudying dork be the best at trial lawyering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960387)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:44 PM
Author: Startled Ticket Booth

no shit. the peeps who won mock trial and shit were not at the top of the class (or at least not the very top).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960390)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: Appetizing walnut jewess

isn't mock trial ridiculed at T14 schools?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960402)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: Startled Ticket Booth

i think this is a bit general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960421)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Appetizing walnut jewess

Perhaps.

Also I'm not sure the people who do mock trial are necessarily the best trial lawyers either, but there's probably a correlation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960439)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:51 PM
Author: Startled Ticket Booth

i would just assume that interest, drive, etc. would create a fairly strong positive correlation between people who are good trial lawyers and those who choose to participate in mock trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960449)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 10:52 PM
Author: Appetizing walnut jewess

probably right.

I bet Law Review doesn't tend to have many great trial lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15960459)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: trip copper stain school

Who the hell has the time to do all the cite-checking and writing from LR

and then turn around a properly prepare for Mock Trial.

The two require a different set of skills and you don't have enough time to excel at BOTH and still maintain your studies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961028)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 12:12 PM
Author: bonkers zombie-like athletic conference

"i would just assume that interest, drive, etc. would create a fairly strong positive correlation between people who are good trial lawyers and those who choose to participate in mock trial."

without even introducing evidence to the contrary, i want to point out that this is Mom Logic, and so almost certainly wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003110)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: trip copper stain school

Because they suck at trial advocacy in general. At least Stanford did when my partner and I beat the shit outta them in a National Competition.

However, their defense mechanism is "well of course non-14 school would be good at trial advocacy, they're not a top tier school so their students don't spend time studying for anything else"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961020)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 2:22 AM
Author: Shimmering elite public bath crotch

you're a fucking idiot. moot court and mock trial teams at T6 schools don't attract the best talent at those schools because they are not seen as very prestigious. at your TTT schools, moot court and mock trial are a BIG FUCKING DEAL which is why they attract the most talented students at those schools. so those chumps you saw from stanford were not anywhere close to the best stanford had to offer. but continue getting your self-confidence from somewhere, TTToileteer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961973)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:33 AM
Author: Histrionic rehab halford

tcr. Some TTTs even treat moot court / mock trial as a class and give students credit for it. I once did a moot court competition against some TTT florida school and the student told me he was getting 2 credits for moot court. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962362)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:40 AM
Author: filthy den

i am a shitty law student at a shitty school, THEREFORE i will be a great lawyer.

TTT logic is excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962373)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 9:36 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

Thank you all for proving my point.

"I suck at something, THEREFORE I must trash it so that I can feel better about myself and maintain my over-inflated sense of prestige.

insecure logic is excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962449)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:53 AM
Author: Histrionic rehab halford

PS: I soundly beat that TTT student despite the fact tht he received credit for it and spent prob. 3-4 times the amount of time prepping.

HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962678)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:55 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

PS: I, too, beat the shit out of students from lower ranked schools and even T-14 schools.

PPS: Nobody really cares.

HTFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962688)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:14 AM
Author: Histrionic rehab halford

This is some real circular, TTT logic considering you implied we were only bashing TTTs bc they're better than us at moot court. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962775)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:21 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

You must not know what "circular logic" means.

The original point of this sub-thread was that Mock Trial is bashed by t-14s.

I replied that the possible cause of such disparating remarks was a case of rotten grapes.

You bragged about beating a "TTT" school in a competition.

I replied that I have beaten lower and HIGHER ranked schools.

I concluded by stating that nobody gives a shit.

Not seeing any conclusory statements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962817)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: filthy den

the point is that most people will not be top trial lawyers period. your pointing out that most top 14 magna students won't be top trial lawyers won't help your or your TTT friends be top trial lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962707)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:04 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

Being a "top trial lawyer" is as subjective as being considered a "top corporate lawyer" or a "top M&A lawyer".

Even if you properly laid out the objective criteria for what is a "top trial lawyer" you haven't disproven anything in this thread considering the very nature of being "top" of anything means that the MAJORITY of people involved in the matter are ranked beneath you.

The point of this thread is:

Your grades and LSAT score are not a strong or even reasonable predictor of your ability or potential to be a "top trial lawyer".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962724)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:06 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

*facepalm*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962740)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: Demanding fragrant hospital

yale gives credit for moot court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16002693)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 11:51 PM
Author: soggy step-uncle's house potus

Being in the top 10% at a highly ranked school all but requires being a total striver.

Developing excellent trial skills all but requires taking an unprestigious job starting out (non-white collar crim, personal injury, etc.).

A striver will not pursue an unprestigious job.

Thus, it is highly unlikely that such a person will be in a position to develop excellent trial skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961034)



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Date: September 3rd, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: trip copper stain school

Plus there is the fact mid-law to BIGLAW are handling large/complicated matters that cost too much to have some junior associate go to trial over.

IF AND WHEN the case goes to trial, chances are it is a bet-the-farm-issue that you only want the Senior Partner handling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961042)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: light station

sounds like shit pure shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961114)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 12:33 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

Wonderful retort, I'm awed by your persuasive skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961341)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:41 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962620)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: magenta nursing home

this

real lawyering is a talent that has nothing to do with lsat or grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961132)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: light station

how do you develop it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961133)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 3:11 AM
Author: ruby disrespectful abode double fault

practice public speaking...gaining and keeping an audience's interest is a skill that can only be improved through repetition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962181)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:16 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

More importantly, you have to watch other practioners in action.

Reptition in addition to observation is the best learning too.

Not to mention that you need to have years of experience before you can do the RIGHT thing from habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962524)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: Glittery cordovan factory reset button

do alot of jury trials. and watch the masters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16002659)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 12:35 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

You must be new around here.

According to xoxo, life is either credited or TTT.

There is no in-between.

Unless you graduated above median from a t-14, then you are fucked for life and must pine away hoping to get a CB with shitlaw steve's firm.

P.S.

I almost forgot the obligatory hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961352)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 1:37 AM
Author: Spectacular Sticky Space

this is what im banking on. i cant wait to do this, seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15961696)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 3:21 AM
Author: Motley fat ankles generalized bond

you'll fail. aspies don't understand the people who show up for jury duty (or why anybody would show up).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962203)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:42 AM
Author: Exciting rebellious forum

lol ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962377)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 3:26 AM
Author: Pontificating Heady Foreskin Hell

detail oriented, non emotional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962217)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 3:17 AM
Author: supple sepia corner

Yeah, but most here have no interest in being trial attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962195)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:23 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple

Trial work isn't that great.

For the most part you're dealing with lots of idiots. Jurors are idiots. The witnesses are usually idiots. If you're in state court, the judge is probably an idiot.

Go be a fucking marketer or car salesman if you like dealing with idiots for a living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962355)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:30 AM
Author: very tactful claret pit

Top trial attorneys laugh at biglaw wages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962357)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:33 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple

That's fine, but what does that have to do with what I said?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962361)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:35 AM
Author: very tactful claret pit

You wouldn't mind dealing with idiots all day if it resulted in a 7 or 8 figure income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962363)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:35 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple

You still wouldn't like it. It would just make it easier to live with.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962364)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:36 AM
Author: very tactful claret pit

I don't enjoy being around intellectual law types (aspies).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962366)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:37 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple

You don't have to be around them. They're in their offices researching and writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962368)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:39 AM
Author: very tactful claret pit

Well, I don't enjoy being in an intellectual environment, period. I'm a law student, but I don't enjoy the atmosphere at all. I'd rather be down at a local hole in the wall bar shooting the shit with the locals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962372)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:47 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy self-centered dragon temple

Then you need to work at a slip-and-fall, blue-car-red-car insurance defense firm. Or you need to do public sector criminal work, either as a prosecutor or public defender.

Everything else is going to require a fair amount of motion practice.

Condemnation work is probably the only other private sector area that has lots of jury trials. (But governments are not doing a lot of condemnations right now.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962388)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:48 AM
Author: very tactful claret pit

I'm a JD/MBA student, brah. Not all that interested in legal work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962390)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:38 AM
Author: filthy den

hahaha most of the accident lawyers you're talking about don't make 7 figs because they are "great trial lawyers," they do it through marketing and settling all their cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962371)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:40 AM
Author: very tactful claret pit

Who said they are great trial lawyers? My point is that no one here would have a problem dealing with poors, dumbs, uglies, olds, etc if it resulted in a 7 or 8 figure income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962374)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:42 AM
Author: filthy den

of course not, but no one here, or at your TTT, is going to make 7 figures as a trial lawyer either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962379)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:43 AM
Author: very tactful claret pit

1. I don't attend a TTT

2. You don't know who will make what. If you can foresee things like this, use those powers and select a winning lotto ticket and make $100mm+ overnight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962383)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: filthy den

1. yes you do.

2. are you ten years old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962384)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:47 AM
Author: very tactful claret pit

1. What's the name of my school (since you know everything)?

2. If you know everything about who will make what, use those powers to select the correct lotto numbers and make 9 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962387)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:49 AM
Author: filthy den

you don't know ANYTHING

*storms out of thread crying*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962391)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:48 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

Odds are overwhelming that neither you nor anyone you know is going to make 7 figures as a trial attorney.

If you think you can just overcome those odds, then it is you that should be playing the lottery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962656)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

Actually,

The reason why they make 7 figs through "settling all their cases" is because insurance companies recognize that the lawyer is a great trial lawyer and they will get BIGVERDICTPWND.

Better to settle for $250k then risk getting popped for $500k in trial ONTOP of atty's fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962497)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:43 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

As do guys who win the lottery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962633)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:02 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

You are the reason why people believe lawyers are arrogant assholes.

Who the fuck do you think you are to judge somebody's intelligence?

Please edit or diaf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962493)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

Actually, it's often quite easy to judge someone's intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962665)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:51 AM
Author: filthy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962673)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: Drab slimy travel guidebook

tbf, this may shock u but some ppl actually enjoy doing old-fashioned lawyerly trial work. and this may shock u further, but good trial-presence is actually a highly valuable/marketable skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16002658)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:31 AM
Author: filthy den

nfl players aren't usually top 10% at t14s, but you're not going to be one of those either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962358)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:57 AM
Author: magenta nursing home

There's probably a thread on this, but has any NFL player ever attended a T14 law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962406)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 8:59 AM
Author: filthy den

after an nfl career? seems very likely someone has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962409)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:26 AM
Author: Angry Friendly Grandma Point

Supreme Court Justice Byron White played in the nfl for three seasons with the Detroit Lions and then entered Yale Law School. He even led the league in rushing in 1938.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962854)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:50 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962667)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 9:40 AM
Author: Nighttime location keepsake machete

didn't John Edwards go to UNC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962451)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 9:40 AM
Author: Dashing senate

This shouldn't be surprising to anyone. Trial lawyers have to be able to relate to laypeople. That's not a skill tested on the LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962452)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 9:41 AM
Author: Nighttime location keepsake machete

and they're less risk averse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962454)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 9:43 AM
Author: Dashing senate

Also a credited point. And I would also guess that they are more likely to come from a working-class background, which might help them relate to a jury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962459)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:05 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

So. . .what you are saying is that they are less likely to have a stick up their ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962499)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 10:55 AM
Author: Glittery cordovan factory reset button

you have to be at least be able to fake being likeable to be a good trial attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16002669)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:53 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

Additionally, "top" trial lawyers need to be extremely lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962679)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 9:50 AM
Author: boyish messiness internal respiration

"Developing excellent trial skills all but requires taking an unprestigious job starting out (non-white collar crim, personal injury, etc.)."

Credited response. Think on this to cheer up ITE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962471)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 9:58 AM
Author: Dull cracking stag film

I think a scientific study would find that success as a trial lawyer is correlated with intelligence and discipline just like finishing 10% at a T14 is. But thanks for your anecdote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962484)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:03 AM
Author: Dashing senate

LSAT doesn't measure verbal communication skills, creativity, or ability to construct a compelling narrative. Why is it so hard for people to understand that being a top STUDENT doesn't make them some kind of lawyer-ubermensch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962495)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:08 AM
Author: magenta nursing home

this. i love the nerd aspies here that are convinced that academic abilities somehow are the only abilities relevant to success

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962503)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

TBF,

What else do they have to support their self-esteem?

They can't play a sport

They probably don't/can't get a lot of pussy

They really don't have anything else that makes them stand out in life other than their "credited" scores on a standardized test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962509)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:13 AM
Author: Dashing senate

Yeah. For some of these people, it's their whole source of identity. That's why they react so strongly when someone points out that academic success is a completely separate thing from IRL success. That's when they start to discount and deny. It's pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962520)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:25 AM
Author: Exciting rebellious forum

I doubt it's a completely separate thing. For one thing, the top 10% at T14 has the best opportunities starting out. But the kind of intelligence and personality that the top of the class/Law Review student has is definitely a bit different from the top trial lawyer's.

Of the Law Review people at my school I can't imagine many being good at trial work. The mock trial types are on secondary journal at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962540)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:29 AM
Author: filthy den

i think you're missing their point: being academically successful means you won't succeed in life whereas shitty grades mean you will be a great trial lawyer. do you see now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962562)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:31 AM
Author: magenta nursing home

i think we're just talking about the nerd rage in this subthread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962567)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:52 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

Nice strawman you built there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962676)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:33 AM
Author: Dashing senate

Well, maybe I chose those particular words poorly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962579)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:42 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

I think that is a matter of time management.

Trial Advocacy isn't something you can do in your "spare time" if you want to be successful (ie winning competitions)

Same goes LR at T14 or any other school.

You will have to pick which one to dedicate your time and energy towards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962629)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: diverse roommate

"LSAT doesn't measure verbal communication skills, creativity, or ability to construct a compelling narrative."

But I'd be willing to bet that the kinds of people who can do all these kinds of things very well are also the kinds of people who scored 170+ on their LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003201)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 1:03 PM
Author: Dashing senate

Why? A lot of those people come from backgrounds where they had very little contact with the blue-collar, average joes that sit on juries. Maybe they can come up with arguments/stories that are compelling to other intelligent people, but to be a great trial lawyer they have to have the ability to relate to the average person. That's not a skill that has any relationship to doing well on the LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003432)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: diverse roommate

There are plenty of people who rock the LSAT and also grew up blue collar or around many "average joes", or have an ability to relate to all people. These kinds of people make great trial lawyers.

Intelligence is directly related to your LSAT score. People who do poorly on the LSAT aren't going to be good trial lawyers, no matter how good of a common touch they have. The best trial lawyers know how to phrase intelligent arguments in ways that the common people will be able to understand. First step is actually coming up with the intelligent argument. Second step is phrasing it in average joespeak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003440)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:57 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

Definitely agree, but on top of that you need people skills which adds a new dimension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962700)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:36 AM
Author: filthy den

I hear David Boies only graduated 2nd in his class at YLS. Good thing he wasn't first or he'd have been a shitty trial lawyer. Ted Olson was probably at the very bottom of magna.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962594)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:41 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

Holy shit!

You pointed out two trial lawyers with top grades!

That completely disproves every contrary opinion in this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962619)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:45 AM
Author: filthy den

most top trial lawyers are from top schools and have top grades

lawyers at W&C, Bartlitt Beck, KVN etc. these guys are all from top schools with top grades. when people with money argue in court about things that matter, these are the lawyers they hire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962648)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:51 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

"most top trial lawyers are from top schools and have top grades"

I stopped reading after that drivel.

Please review the list of lawyers who are members of the American College of Trial Lawyers (an organization that requires at least 15 years of trial work before you can be INVITED to join).

"But they are partners in BIGLAW!!!!"

I assure you the majority of them did not gain their trial experience from BIGLAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962672)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:55 AM
Author: filthy den

this thread is not about biglaw. it's about whether they went to good schools and had good grades. AUSAs in the SDNY are great trial lawyers. they also went to top schools and got good grades.

this is true of lots of the biglaw partners you're talking about, regardless of where they got trial experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962686)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:57 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

Well now you raise a different question:

Are you a bad Trial lawyer if you have never practiced in "prestigious" trial positions such as AUSA?

It is undeniable that you have to have GREAT grades to get AUSA for SDNY, ask Jim Cramer.

But does the lawyer in Boise, Idaho who has been practicing for 30 years NOT qualify as a great tiral lawyer just because he's never worked for the FED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962701)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:05 AM
Author: laughsome garrison

I would bet about 1k that you didn't break 155 on the LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962730)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:07 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

123

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962741)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:06 AM
Author: filthy den

if you're asking whether top AUSAs in SDNY are generally better than top lawyers in Boise Idaho, or whether there are many more top lawyers at the AUSA in SDNY than boise idaho (and therefore that my point that "generally top trial lawyers when to top schools and had top grades" is true), the answer is yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962738)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:09 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

That wasn't my point at all.

I never said the "top" trial lawyer in Boise, Idaho was BETTER than the "top" AUSA in SDNY. (altho it is possible, but I don't know how we could objectively measure their careers against one another)

I asked if the trial lawyer in Boise, Idaho is automatically excluded from being called a "top trial lawyer" simply because of his location and lack of experience working for a Federal Prosector's office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962754)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

Um...no? Wow you're dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962758)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:15 AM
Author: filthy den

let's just call truce, okay bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962786)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:26 AM
Author: trip copper stain school

No prob BroMontana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962850)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:08 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit

edited to be nice :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962748)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 10:50 AM
Author: laughsome garrison

you are amazingly dumb. i mean, holy shit. holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962668)



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Date: September 4th, 2010 11:03 AM
Author: Vibrant Yellow Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#15962722)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 10:44 AM
Author: Bright stage feces

I've actually looked at this quite a bit.

If we are really focused on the top 1-5% of trial lawyers, I think the vast majority of them crushed the competition in law school but they may not necessarily have gone to top law schools (though a lot of them did). This is very Chicago focused for the most part:

Boies had the highest GPA in the history of Northwestern Law before transferring to Yale for perhaps the most alpha reason in the history of the bar.

Ed Williams, perhaps the nation's best/most famous trial lawyer of all time was at the very top of his class at Georgetown.

Fred Bartlit had the highest gpa in the history of Illinois Law.

Phil Beck was top 5% or so at BU and edited the law review.

Dan Webb talked his way into Loyola Chicago and graduated first in his class.

What's interesting is that a lot of the top trial lawyers I have researched had middling grades in college or barely went to class and then owned it in LS. I think this is very telling. It shows their innate alpha nature and the fact that they aren't strivers but at the same time, they know when to turn it on and perform and are driven by competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16002628)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 11:04 AM
Author: Glittery cordovan factory reset button

these people are litigators, not trial attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16002707)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Bright stage feces

Tim Lincecum

Andy Pettite

Roy Oswalt

Those are baseball players, not pitchers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003042)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 12:31 PM
Author: Glittery cordovan factory reset button

after reading a bit about Boies he does seem to have a great tril lawyer skills, but he did complex litigation which limited his trial work. There are attorneys who have won more trials in a month than he has in his entire career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003184)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 11:08 AM
Author: Drab slimy travel guidebook

What was Boies' alpha reason for transferring?

also - how did he get into NU if he's so dyslexic he can't even read his own notes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16002724)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 12:12 PM
Author: turquoise bbw sound barrier

Didn't he go there to bang a professor or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003112)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: Drab slimy travel guidebook

what an infuriatingly stupid exchange itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16002689)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 12:35 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Doobsian Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003207)



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Date: September 9th, 2010 1:11 PM
Author: Charismatic parlour

YA, no shit. Law school cant turn one into a fearless, articulate, super ALPHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1413863&forum_id=2#16003462)