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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
laughsome halford keepsake machete
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Bistre submissive fanboi
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Rusted blood rage pit
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Exhilarant sanctuary
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
fragrant brass party of the first part
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
purple boyish preventive strike
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
bateful masturbator brunch
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
titillating jap genital piercing
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
supple azn
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Iridescent orchestra pit skinny woman
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
light set
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Bronze boiling water
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Insecure locale jewess
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
cowardly hairraiser psychic
  06/30/25
cr
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
supple azn
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Jet excitant philosopher-king lettuce
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Bronze boiling water
  06/30/25
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ruddy judgmental range pistol
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
light set
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
cowardly hairraiser psychic
  06/30/25
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yellow up-to-no-good whorehouse
  07/01/25
*bussy
orchid becky wrinkle
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
purple boyish preventive strike
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
cream galvanic factory reset button
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
infuriating national security agency circlehead
  06/30/25
fuck
light set
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
cream galvanic factory reset button
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
laughsome halford keepsake machete
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
light set
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Jet excitant philosopher-king lettuce
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
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Tantric zippy center deer antler
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Crystalline Multi-colored Liquid Oxygen Plaza
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
plum trailer park idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Fuchsia Black Woman Area
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
plum trailer park idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
ruddy judgmental range pistol
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
plum trailer park idea he suggested
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bonkers famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
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  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
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tcr
ruddy judgmental range pistol
  07/01/25
just jump
ocher brethren church building
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz wine point
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
autistic parlour pervert
  06/30/25
wow
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Mildly Autistic Spectacular Place Of Business Business Firm
  06/30/25
JFC man
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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sealclubber?
Buff principal's office bbw
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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Rusted blood rage pit
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
fragrant brass party of the first part
  06/30/25
bro
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
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Buff principal's office bbw
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ruddy judgmental range pistol
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
clear passionate multi-billionaire casino
  06/30/25
jfc
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
supple azn
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Swashbuckling wild nowag lay
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
blue pisswyrm
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
ruddy judgmental range pistol
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
clear passionate multi-billionaire casino
  07/01/25
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Fuchsia Black Woman Area
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blue pisswyrm
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
amber naked base
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
frisky slate rigor
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Jet excitant philosopher-king lettuce
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
light set
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
lol
ruddy judgmental range pistol
  07/01/25
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ocher brethren church building
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
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If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
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  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Hot market
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Turquoise senate
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
wonderful slimy cumskin round eye
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Painfully honest address windowlicker
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
ruddy judgmental range pistol
  07/01/25
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Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
holy shit
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
wonderful slimy cumskin round eye
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
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  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
amber naked base
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
purple boyish preventive strike
  07/01/25
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Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
amber naked base
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
amber naked base
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
autistic parlour pervert
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
purple boyish preventive strike
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Brindle Messiness Cruise Ship
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
yellow up-to-no-good whorehouse
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Puce appetizing milk hospital
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams
  07/06/25
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autistic parlour pervert
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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blue pisswyrm
  07/06/25
lol
ruddy judgmental range pistol
  07/07/25
wow
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  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: laughsome halford keepsake machete

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bistre submissive fanboi

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Rusted blood rage pit

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant sanctuary

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fragrant brass party of the first part

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: purple boyish preventive strike

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: bateful masturbator brunch

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: titillating jap genital piercing

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: supple azn

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Iridescent orchestra pit skinny woman

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: light set

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bronze boiling water

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Insecure locale jewess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: cowardly hairraiser psychic

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: supple azn

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Jet excitant philosopher-king lettuce

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Bronze boiling water

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: ruddy judgmental range pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: light set

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cowardly hairraiser psychic

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: yellow up-to-no-good whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: orchid becky wrinkle

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: purple boyish preventive strike

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cream galvanic factory reset button

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: infuriating national security agency circlehead

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: light set

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: cream galvanic factory reset button

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: laughsome halford keepsake machete

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: light set

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Jet excitant philosopher-king lettuce

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Tantric zippy center deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Crystalline Multi-colored Liquid Oxygen Plaza

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: plum trailer park idea he suggested

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia Black Woman Area

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: plum trailer park idea he suggested

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: ruddy judgmental range pistol

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: plum trailer park idea he suggested

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bonkers famous landscape painting

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring territorial codepig temple

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Buff principal's office bbw

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: ruddy judgmental range pistol

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: ocher brethren church building

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz wine point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: autistic parlour pervert

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Spectacular Place Of Business Business Firm

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: titillating jap genital piercing

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ocher brethren church building



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: light set



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bronze boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wild nowag lay



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: blue pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring territorial codepig temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Buff principal's office bbw

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Crystalline Multi-colored Liquid Oxygen Plaza

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Underhanded Vigorous School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: yellow up-to-no-good whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant stubborn institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Racy karate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: amber naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Rusted blood rage pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: fragrant brass party of the first part

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Buff principal's office bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ruddy judgmental range pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bossy Pearl Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: clear passionate multi-billionaire casino

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: supple azn

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling wild nowag lay

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: blue pisswyrm

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: ruddy judgmental range pistol

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: clear passionate multi-billionaire casino

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia Black Woman Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: blue pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: amber naked base

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: frisky slate rigor

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Jet excitant philosopher-king lettuce

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: light set

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: wonderful slimy cumskin round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: ruddy judgmental range pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: ocher brethren church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Abusive exciting rigpig tanning salon

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: French gay wizard indirect expression

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: misanthropic citrine meetinghouse

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Hot market

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Turquoise senate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: wonderful slimy cumskin round eye

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Painfully honest address windowlicker

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: ruddy judgmental range pistol

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: yellow up-to-no-good whorehouse

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Erotic field international law enforcement agency

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: blathering concupiscible resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: wonderful slimy cumskin round eye

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Vivacious crimson marketing idea stead

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: amber naked base

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: purple boyish preventive strike

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: amber naked base

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: amber naked base

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: autistic parlour pervert

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: purple boyish preventive strike

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Brindle Messiness Cruise Ship

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: yellow up-to-no-good whorehouse

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Puce appetizing milk hospital

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: autistic parlour pervert



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: pale irradiated university doctorate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: blue pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: ruddy judgmental range pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling really tough guy laser beams

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)