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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Navy volcanic crater useless brakes
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Razzle Athletic Conference
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Razzle Athletic Conference
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Navy volcanic crater useless brakes
  01/05/26
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Navy volcanic crater useless brakes
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Navy volcanic crater useless brakes
  01/06/26
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sadistic sweet tailpipe
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Buff ticket booth
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Flickering milky nibblets
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
pale maniacal jewess shitlib
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Flushed regret
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/06/26
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Histrionic domesticated principal's office
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
pale maniacal jewess shitlib
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Flushed regret
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Flushed regret
  01/06/26
Lmao
Navy volcanic crater useless brakes
  01/06/26
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Razzmatazz church building
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
sexy chestnut place of business
  01/06/26
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Razzle Athletic Conference
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Navy volcanic crater useless brakes

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Razzle Athletic Conference

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Razzle Athletic Conference

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Navy volcanic crater useless brakes

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Navy volcanic crater useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Navy volcanic crater useless brakes

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: sadistic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Buff ticket booth

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Flickering milky nibblets

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: pale maniacal jewess shitlib

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Flushed regret

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Histrionic domesticated principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: pale maniacal jewess shitlib

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Flushed regret

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: multi-colored insanely creepy orchestra pit

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Flushed regret

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Navy volcanic crater useless brakes

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: sexy chestnut place of business

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)