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With more debt than Greece
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Why pick a majority-minority State?
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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

You post how you would govern it.

First fifty posters will rule the states. Subsequent posters will be assigned deputy roles (maneuver your way to supremacy, if you can).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567490)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:08 PM
Author: Milky Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567491)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

California

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567493)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:13 PM
Author: Milky Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button

-Immediately militarize Western border for impending trade-war with the US.

-Gas all libs

-Spread the Doctrine

-Profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567521)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

Intriguing. Did you mean the eastern border? Define the Doctrine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567527)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Milky Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button

Nope. The war will be fought for port control. The World's powers will not be pleased if there were mines in the Pacific. Let the Army march across the desert. Would any president have the balls to destablize a border region with billions of dollars of daily commercial traffic? Enjoy those tariffs, Yankees.

And by the I mean the Book of Mormon, and every Doctrine and Covenant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567553)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:20 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567560)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Milky Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button

Hey, Barack. 18,000 containers enter our country daily. That's twice as much as in your country. It would be a shame if one of those had something in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567587)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:10 PM
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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:11 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567501)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship headpube

Beat me to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567621)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: curious poppy public bath giraffe

We join OPEC. No income tax, no property tax, no estate tax, no sales tax - just royalties on oil. A shipping center is built at Barrow to take advantage of global warming. Bids are taken for a cross-Bering Strait tunnel to be constructed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567666)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:12 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567508)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567512)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Ebony temple toilet seat

First order of business: Imprisonment for carrying bedding in public without a license.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567552)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:20 PM
Author: Ebony temple toilet seat

Second: Gaming licenses for the white man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567561)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: Ebony temple toilet seat

Third, call in airstrike on Bard College. Sarah Lawrence I am saving as a clean target for my non-NY West Point cadets who defect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567567)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

Is this pickup artist gaming or casino gaming?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567568)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: Ebony temple toilet seat

Was thinking casino, but PUA gaming should probably also be regulated by my robust administrative state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567577)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: rebellious brunch twinkling uncleanness

oh shit CA, it wld be 180, none of this conturd BS: just get rid of guns, death penalty, have free govt subsidized pot, abortion drive through clinics, free govt healthcare and education, 50% tax rate on the rich, legalize prostitution, no jail time for drug use, little military, AZNgirl brothels all over, ban whitey and deport the existing ones, form alliance with mexico....

SHIT, i just jizzed thinking abt this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567523)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567529)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:15 PM
Author: Milky Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button

With more debt than Greece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567532)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: rebellious brunch twinkling uncleanness

not after we enslave whitey to build indian/chinese construction projects and sell azn-american girl sex slaves to NOWAG businessmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567542)



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Date: March 28th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: cerise filthy base

With free drive through abortion clinics? Not likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27569890)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: vengeful vivacious school cafeteria



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:15 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: vengeful vivacious school cafeteria

I turn the blue ridge mountains into the world's largest big cat conservation park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567547)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: vengeful vivacious school cafeteria

make COLONIAL williamsburg the capital, anyone who works in the state capitol has to dress like a colonial person

send a small national guard force to annex nationals park and nothing else in DC. Rename them the Nova Nationals

promise the redskins franchise that if they build their new stadium in nova they will never have to change their name

change the state mammal from the big eared bat to a big cat species



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567582)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:30 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship headpube

LJL, West Virginia and Delaware will invade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567620)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: vengeful vivacious school cafeteria

the western border is secured by mountain ranges full of big cats loyal to the commonwealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567630)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Arousing Wrinkle



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:15 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: Arousing Wrinkle

Fuck. Gimme a few minutes. What a fucked up state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567541)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:25 PM
Author: Arousing Wrinkle

Ok. First, ban public unions. All-out assault on corruption within Chicagoland. Joliet will be overflowing with white collar criminals.

Wipe slate clean on public social net programs. Institute guaranteed national income in its place. No business taxes, flat tax on income, $5 minimum wage with 30 hr work weeks. We draw businesses and therefore employment from neighboring states.

Eliminate public schools. National funding for K12 education follows the student to whatever school parents choose.

Eliminate guaranteed student loans for college. Citizens get funding at the same yearly rate as K12 students for technical school or undergraduate degree.

Negotiate/confirm water travel rights for trade through the Great Lakes/St. Lawrence Seaway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567590)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: splenetic persian

BAM! Hordes of $5/hr workers organize in early 1900s socialist party style. How do you crack down without turning public opinion against you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567923)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Arousing Wrinkle

I have no concerns with private unions. I wish them luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568719)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: crimson locus boistinker

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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:15 PM
Author: glittery stage



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

Florida

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567540)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: glittery stage

OK, I got really lucky here. I'm gonna stream-of-consciousness this and walk you through my thinking as it happens.

Florida already has pretty right-wing laws on things like guns, taxes, and the death penalty, so I don't need to spend much time changing laws to suit my right-wing views.

First, I need to think about the state's economy and what it looks like in the long term. Tourism is huge - but tourism will probably take a hit because it is now a foreign country to most Americans. Agriculture is big - but potentially threatened by climate change. Science is actually probably surprisingly big, given that Florida has a lot of good research universities.

In terms of risk: climate change (or sorry - nuisance flooding) is a big risk. As a coastal state, Florida stands to lose a lot from coastal flooding and increased hurricanes.

OK, so first acts -

(1) I call up the US President and negotiate favorable agreements on trade and tourism. Plus I want him to keep all the US military bases in Florida open: I don't particularly want to have to pay for a military, so I want to be under the US security umbrella.

(2) I aggressively negotiate trade agreements with Latin American countries. Florida has good economic and cultural ties to Latin America already, and I'll be able to jump ahead of the United States on this, since our free trade agreements there are stalling.

(3) Create new revenue streams by taxing tourists in ways that won't scare them off, but that take advantage of my new-found sovereignty. For example, I require a "visa" to enter the country, but similar to the way that Turkey does it: tourists just pay 10-20 bucks at passport control to get in, no bureaucracy or need to go to the consulate or any of that crap. Probably some subtle hotel taxes and stuff too. Keep in mind that Disneyworld just became cheaper for a lot of international tourists because my new Florida currency is probably cheap.

(4) Huge tourism campaign taking advantage of the last sentence of my prior thought.

(5) Pass business-friendly laws that Florida previously couldn't due to federal pre-emption. Aggressively attract business. Adopt UK-style financial regulation laws and encourage US financial institutions to relocate to FL. Get into the offshore banking game.

(6) Invest heavily in science and technology, adopt laws that make it easy for the STEM crowd to get Florida citizenship. Reverse what the current FL governor is doing and seek to make FSU and Florida major research institutions (while maintaining elite football teams, of course). Encourage tech startups to move to FL - all the great weather and natural disasters of California, without the shitlib laws.

(7) Mollify libs by going on a big public works project spree. No fun being a dictator if you can't big build monuments to yourself in the form of highways, sea walls, light rail systems, etc. Because I am now free of US federal laws, I can build shit cheaper by using non-union labor and not having to go through as much red tape on environmental reviews and all that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567633)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:51 PM
Author: Dashing Aggressive Degenerate Kitty Cat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567761)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: glittery stage

One more thing: I will pursue aggressive college football reform.

I issue an ukaz stating that it is now legal for schools to pay players salaries. Further, I repeal the requirement that schools must support non-profitable athletic programs.

If the NCAA kicks out Florida schools? Well then I form my own, Florida-only league. Everyone pays their players and can run their athletics at a profit. All the best football recruits in the nation flock to Florida schools. FIU and Florida-Atlantic are suddenly better than most of the SEC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567797)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:15 PM
Author: Bright Halford Lettuce



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Bright Halford Lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567557)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Bright Halford Lettuce

Hm, having most of the auto industry in my state should be lucrative and would probably be easy to beef up. Expand our Christmas tree exports and increase charges/taxes for those. Build up more of the lakefronts to encourage tourism.

How will sports teams function now that they are all from different countries?

I will let a deputy figure out the taxes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568697)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: cowardly ticket booth famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567551)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567555)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship headpube

Why pick a majority-minority State?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567610)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:30 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

States are assigned based on the order you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567617)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship headpube

N/M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567637)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: Impressive domesticated stead partner



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Impressive domesticated stead partner

Politics: Appoint Michael Symon as my VPOTUS, but get dirt on him so that he stays loyal and doesn't try to replace me. Win every election for life.

Sports: Send Johnny Football back to Texas. Bring treason charges against LeBron.

Urban: Steal Nicole Curtis from Michigan and have her clean up the cities with chill Amish bros from Holmes County.

Education: Fund tOSU at the expense of the ttt publics. Try to improve its academic reputation. Make the Horseshoe bigger than Michigan Stadium.

Economy: Bring manufacturing back to Ashtabula, Youngstown, Cleveland, etc. by cutting taxes and getting rid of unions. Toughen welfare laws to get people working in these jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567646)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: Impressive domesticated stead partner

Inspired by above: Bring back Chief Wahoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567659)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567571)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Milky Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button

(Guy with plans to turn Bismark into the next Dubai)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567603)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship headpube

Build factories, build alot of crap. Essentially serve as arms dealer to the other states. Rule as the power behind the throne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567609)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: Milky Volcanic Crater Factory Reset Button

You wont be anything without supply deals with the U.S. Which are subject to the approval of Congress. You won't be able to build shit with a small population already boggled down with BIGOIL.

You're looking for pennies, not dimes. What you bring the the table is your ownership of dozens of nuclear warheads and strategic improtance wrt Putin.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567766)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship headpube

That's right, I forgot I have nukes. So I'll export oil and gas and occasionally freak everyone out by threatening a nuclear war to keep things interesting. Since there are Evangelicals there, I might mix elements of a theocracy in with my government, ayatollah-style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567872)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:23 PM
Author: irate piazza quadroon



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: irate piazza quadroon

Thanks. I'll continue to tradition of being an asshole state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567672)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: ruddy institution

Wanna trade states? I'd fucking love to run SC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567737)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: ruddy institution



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:31 PM
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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: ruddy institution

JFC. Can I nuke my own countary-state? You couldn't have picked a worse choice for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567625)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

It is up to you to lead the people of Massachusetts to the light. You are their god emperor now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567631)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: ruddy institution

Fuck. Ok. But I think I'm going to need to implement an apartheid-like system to flush some of the filth out my country. Not race-based. Just non-Massholes and Massholes with Massholes being treated like shit. And then I'd offer huge incentives to people from other states to move to my country, especially hot women southern blacks who play football, and maybe Canadians for hockey.

Within a few years, I'm optimisitic that I can affect a decent revamping of the population. Sorry Connecticut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568657)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:15 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567979)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz grizzly faggot firefighter international law enforcement agency

I hoap this is not a rating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567641)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: fishy chapel bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567642)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:32 PM
Author: Dead market stock car

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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:32 PM
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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Dead market stock car

Feudalism based largely on agricultural estates where landowners get sweet heraldic titles and are given semi autonomy to run their estates as they see fit as long as they kick 10 percent of profits up to the king and pledge fealty for our eventual invasion of Montana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567690)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: crimson locus boistinker

So you're turning Idaho into Utah circa 1885?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568729)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:35 PM
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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Startled Vibrant Senate

1) give black people all of fergueson and the surrounded areas, fully fund them 3 years and them give it to them to handle it on their own with their own cops.

that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567688)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:43 PM
Author: Impressive domesticated stead partner

Can you install cameras and livestream this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27567702)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: Startled Vibrant Senate

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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: Heady infuriating mexican meetinghouse

Tap dat oil money. Establish myself as the sheik of North Dakota.

Build the world's tallest building for tourism purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568792)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: splenetic persian



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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:25 PM
Author: splenetic persian

- Immediately implement a modern civil law system. Common law is TTT as a MOTHERFUCK, and is the real reason our construction costs are so high--not unions or whatever people like to blame. Fucking denmark and spain manage to complete public works projects at a fraction of the price we do.

- Implement the Lebananese system of religious party democracy to avoid a total revolt by the Mormons. Over time it would ideally transition to a normal parliamentary system, but I feel like in the short term this would be a huge issue.

- Eliminate business taxes, slice income tax rates but still keep a progressive system, set 20% VAT in the constitution (ie make it impossible to change). No tax writeoff for home mortgages > 300k.

- Free public universities also in the constitution, with no room for bs loopholes like UCs used.

- Mandatory 2 years military service, option of entering at 18 or 21 (after degree).

- Pour massive amounts of money into building up SLC, as the country needs an "alpha" city.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568035)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: deranged cruise ship headpube

C/L is 180, sorry about that B- in Torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568041)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: splenetic persian

lol only for our leeching lawyer class. for getting anything done it's an enormous clusterfuck. want to build a subway? the machinations of our great democracy will facefuck you six ways from sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568065)



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Date: March 28th, 2015 1:40 AM
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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:19 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568006)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: bat shit crazy weed whacker

Build Deliverance theme park to compete with TN's Dollywood... begin negotiatons with nearby Indian Nations, offering to bring them into the union...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840528&forum_id=2#27568026)



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