Date: January 6th, 2019 11:03 AM

I've seen enough, done enough, suffered enough, thought enough, been exalted, been dropped, seen death firsthand, read gallons and gallons of books myself. I feel like I could add something to the canon if I chose to do so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=#)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#42249382)

in other words, 🤡 skillset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#40505793)

Gotta make fun of yourself a lot in something like that I would think. cultivate neurosis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537093)

"He was a cum eater. He ate cum"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537276)

I will probably win a Pulitzer Prize before I'm 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537494)

Have fun never getting published you stupid unentitled faggot lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537565)

Also you can just say 28.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537663)

I am sorry spaceporn but I am an insanely handsome genius. I understand that, as a peon, it is really frustrating for you when a godlike figure like me is wholly unimpressed by the fact that you have an asian wife or got a masters degree or fight with niggers all day about their car crashes or any other mediocre, hellish aspect of your life that you arrogantly flaunt as accomplishments on a forum 12 people use. You can continue getting upset and angry and whining and flailing your arms like a toddler, but I will never take anything you say seriously because youre a retarded pothead with a shitty life. You will always take everything I say seriously and get genuinely upset about it because on a subconscious level you recognize me as your superior. And I am going to continue bullying you on the internet because it is fun to subject someone twice your age to constant humiliation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537800)

-says the guy who couldn't even get into his homestate's flagship State U ug (which accepted like 38% of in-state applications back when he went to college)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#40729033)

Back then did you ever think that one day you might be reading posts made by veritable strangers on the internet bragging about anally raping your son? Or naw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537543)

Good on you. But doesn’t it sting when they describe in great detail how tight his little ricehoal is wrapped around their throbbing cocks and how loud his screams of pain (and pleasure?) get as they rail his hole and pummel his delicate little body against the crusty, cumstained mattress?

Also I’m glad you’re basically admitting to being SP at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537571)

Hey brother let’s be clear—I’m not one of those sick fucks who fantasizes about strapping your little boy down in handcuffs and restraints, oiling up his tight little virgin hapahole with crisco, and then taking him to pound town and teaching him how to be a MAN (in ways his borderline-impotent faggot father certainly never could) while also ensuring that he will probably himself grow up to be a homosexual child-molesting freak, before pulling out, wiping the shit and blood off on his tear-streaked face, and making him lick and tongue my throbbing taint with his tiny quivering lips while I digitally manipulate myself to a violent orgasm and pump my steaming hot diseased jism straight down his throat.

I’m just asking you, as a father, how it makes you feel to know that there are sick fucks on this board who do have such violent sexual fantasies involving your tiny helpless son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37537785)

taking him to pound town

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#40586616)

it's like the dude with his junk shot off in the war in The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#37538154)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-BfjHbHj60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#40505757)

when literature?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#40507202)

Narrator: “But he already had.”

https://scholarworks.umt.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2618&context=etd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171302&forum_id=2#41419538)