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XOXO Collaborative Brief Number One
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:19 PM Author: slippery principal's office Free-associating from the thread about filing an XOXO amicus brief in the Schiavo case, I thought we could file a complaint against Leiter for something. The rules: 1. You can only write a few sentences 2. You should let a few other people get a shot before you go again.
With that, here we go.
XOXOHTH.COM vs. Brian Leiter
COMES NOW Plaintiff by way of a lot of silly posters... |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:20 PM Author: Bright supple chapel though not a faggot, mr. leiter certainly eats shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408588) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:21 PM Author: Underhanded Fuchsia Theatre in copious amounts which dribble down his chin in an extreme example of "tortuous" conduct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408596) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:21 PM Author: Pungent razzmatazz double fault cruise ship it would be most hilariously done under the DeanRobbins account. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408595) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:24 PM Author: Yapping vibrant fortuitous meteor roast beef Well, the only thing I can think of is that Leiter claims that the admins actually selectively edit the content on this board. I don't think this is true, and if you say that they do edit some posts, but don't edit blatantly racist/anti-Jewish/sexist/etc. posts, I think that's defamatory (especially since Leiter himself trumpets the depravity of these posts). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408628) |
Date: March 25th, 2005 10:26 PM Author: Sinister Cerise Sex Offender It must first be acknowledged that virtually every doctor to examine Ms. Schiavo has testified that her speech is unintelligible and is not indicative of any manner of human cognition. This sort of speech (or lack thereof), however, does not preclude one from occupying such positions as that of law school professor at the University of TTTexas. See, e.g., Leiter, Brian, "Leiter Reports", http://leiterreports.typepad.com/blog, accessed MArch 25, 2005. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408638) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:42 PM Author: slippery principal's office In fact, several medical experts who examined Leiter were astonished to discover... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408802) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:34 PM Author: costumed motley queen of the night According to the deposition of Tubgirl, Mr. Leiter enjoys being doused by a fountain of liquid feces. (R.135) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408709) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:41 PM Author: slippery principal's office Pressed further, Tubgirl also admitted to several... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408793) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:46 PM Author: bateful turdskin instances of fecal-fountains in which Leiter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408836) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:57 PM Author: slippery principal's office found inspiration for his rankings methodologies. Leiter admits that his rankings are evocative of shit-spewing (Leiter Aff. at PP 3) but denies that the rankings are invalid by relying on the case of... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408942) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:40 PM Author: slippery principal's office Subject: new rule you must end your post in mid-sentence, and the next person must pick up mid-sentence (you can type a few full sentences) and then end in mid-sentence again. Adds randomness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408779) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:49 PM Author: diverse casino ...and though Plaintiffs did make a good faith effort to mitigate their suffering through Tubgirl mediation (R.17861), Defendant merely masterbated (ipse dixsit [R.12976] and per blog [3-24-05 "Why does XOXO pwn me again"?] to said Plaintiffs... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408860) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 10:59 PM Author: violent travel guidebook Leiter and the MiG-29M2 share a single penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=154851&forum_id=2#2408954) |