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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
lime bull headed potus
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
tripping tanning salon yarmulke
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Mahogany Bat-shit-crazy Idea He Suggested
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
lime bull headed potus
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Orange Voyeur
  05/10/24
No
Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Talking Wagecucks
  05/10/24
180
Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Bearded church building personal credit line
  05/10/24
180
Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Splenetic hairy legs
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
disrespectful gay wizard parlour
  05/10/24
180
Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Splenetic hairy legs
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
adulterous silver senate faggot firefighter
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Brindle nibblets roast beef
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Nofapping pozpig
  05/12/24
...
lime bull headed potus
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Cream Church Dopamine
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
razzle multi-billionaire background story
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
out-of-control snowy telephone stag film
  05/10/24
...
Onyx candlestick maker area
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Provocative red puppy international law enforcement agency
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Bearded church building personal credit line
  05/10/24
180
Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
laughsome center reading party
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Spectacular rose address rigpig
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
out-of-control snowy telephone stag film
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Glassy arousing love of her life
  05/10/24
...
Bistre windowlicker
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
soggy cumskin
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Talented state
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Frum Soul-stirring Locale
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Talking Wagecucks
  05/10/24
...
garnet up-to-no-good azn
  05/10/24
...
sienna vibrant whorehouse haunted graveyard
  05/10/24
...
out-of-control snowy telephone stag film
  05/11/24
Kike!
Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Orange Voyeur
  05/10/24
he was an associate
slate racy brunch
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
dead diverse sanctuary nowag
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
180 mentally impaired ticket booth tank
  05/10/24
...
Cream Church Dopamine
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
flatulent twinkling uncleanness principal's office
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Buff misunderstood party of the first part codepig
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
dead diverse sanctuary nowag
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Salmon shrine
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
dead diverse sanctuary nowag
  05/12/24
probably no one
lime bull headed potus
  05/12/24
...
sienna vibrant whorehouse haunted graveyard
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
sooty cruise ship
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Chrome Home
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
dead diverse sanctuary nowag
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Spectacular rose address rigpig
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Chrome Home
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Spectacular rose address rigpig
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
ruby zippy business firm sex offender
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Fighting roommate gas station
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Spectacular rose address rigpig
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Nofapping pozpig
  05/12/24
...
sooty cruise ship
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: lime bull headed potus

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: tripping tanning salon yarmulke

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Mahogany Bat-shit-crazy Idea He Suggested

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: lime bull headed potus

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Orange Voyeur

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Talking Wagecucks

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Bearded church building personal credit line

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: disrespectful gay wizard parlour

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Splenetic hairy legs

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: adulterous silver senate faggot firefighter

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Brindle nibblets roast beef

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Nofapping pozpig

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: lime bull headed potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Cream Church Dopamine

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: razzle multi-billionaire background story

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: out-of-control snowy telephone stag film

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Onyx candlestick maker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Provocative red puppy international law enforcement agency

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Bearded church building personal credit line

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: laughsome center reading party

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Spectacular rose address rigpig

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: out-of-control snowy telephone stag film

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Glassy arousing love of her life

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Bistre windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: soggy cumskin

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Talented state

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Frum Soul-stirring Locale

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Talking Wagecucks

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: garnet up-to-no-good azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: sienna vibrant whorehouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: out-of-control snowy telephone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Slimy Brass Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Orange Voyeur

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: slate racy brunch

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: dead diverse sanctuary nowag

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: 180 mentally impaired ticket booth tank

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Cream Church Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling uncleanness principal's office

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Buff misunderstood party of the first part codepig

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: dead diverse sanctuary nowag

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Salmon shrine

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: dead diverse sanctuary nowag

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: lime bull headed potus

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: sienna vibrant whorehouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: sooty cruise ship

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Chrome Home

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: dead diverse sanctuary nowag

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Spectacular rose address rigpig

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Chrome Home

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Spectacular rose address rigpig

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: ruby zippy business firm sex offender

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Fighting roommate gas station

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Spectacular rose address rigpig

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Nofapping pozpig

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: sooty cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)