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analogize your mack game to an nfl player

i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but i...
topaz internal respiration
  07/21/06
Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but ...
Arrogant sooty kitty
  08/04/06
Rating=?
Arrogant sooty kitty
  08/05/06
from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time arou...
topaz internal respiration
  08/05/06
Fair enough...
Arrogant sooty kitty
  08/05/06
joe horn i started out slowly at first (was a dork) befor...
Copper Bat Shit Crazy Theater Juggernaut
  08/07/06
:( the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a ...
Copper Bat Shit Crazy Theater Juggernaut
  06/26/07
Rice-- good at receiving.
Razzle-dazzle Frozen Pistol
  07/21/06
Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usu...
buck-toothed deer antler
  07/21/06
179.96
topaz internal respiration
  07/21/06
TITCR!
Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann
  08/04/06
Dee, is that you?
navy rough-skinned space place of business
  08/05/06
WOW nice
Pearl erotic abode legend
  11/29/06
i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minorit...
chestnut market
  07/21/06
i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up
buck-toothed deer antler
  07/21/06
Ryan Leaf
Racy gay wizard coffee pot
  07/21/06
OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone.
Diverse snowy mother old irish cottage
  07/21/06
at least you have breathtaking moves.
Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann
  08/04/06
Nice
Demanding coral sound barrier
  10/10/07
Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the ...
Silver Point
  07/21/06
Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the b...
Claret Big Gaping Locale
  07/21/06
Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, ...
Light curious theatre
  07/21/06
the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty
topaz internal respiration
  08/04/06
Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that ...
apoplectic party of the first part
  08/04/06
Mike Vick. People always expect a lot out of me, and I lo...
tripping casino
  08/04/06
179
topaz internal respiration
  08/04/06
ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made ...
tripping casino
  08/04/06
quality.
trip honey-headed candlestick maker
  11/09/06
Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game...
sinister cruise ship
  08/04/06
Terrell Owens Astounding talent almost completely ruined...
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  08/04/06
i like this one
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  08/05/06
Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backf...
violet histrionic twinkling uncleanness cuckoldry
  08/04/06
If backfield=backdoor, then 180
black tanning salon
  11/29/06
Leinart. Still the best mack out there.
heady center
  08/04/06
Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood.
heady center
  08/04/06
ty, homey
topaz internal respiration
  08/04/06
Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of...
obsidian hospital people who are hurt
  08/04/06
awesome
topaz internal respiration
  08/04/06
John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people t...
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  08/04/06
Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight.
Canary tattoo home
  08/04/06
Steve Young. When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I c...
Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann
  08/04/06
also you are a mormon and a homosexual?
Racy gay wizard coffee pot
  08/05/06
i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino.
Aquamarine heaven dopamine
  08/05/06
what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo.
orchid locus skinny woman
  08/05/06
i defend Steve
Aquamarine heaven dopamine
  08/05/06
quality thread
Aquamarine heaven dopamine
  08/05/06
Adam Vinatieri. Others may have the stage most of the nig...
Aquamarine heaven dopamine
  08/05/06
mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out ...
orchid locus skinny woman
  08/05/06
Oh look, it's UDELFAG
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  08/05/06
http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_13...
self-absorbed jewess stock car
  08/05/06
Leon Lett. When I finally get to the biggest stage and I...
navy rough-skinned space place of business
  08/05/06
DONBEBEEPWNED
Domesticated dead plaza dysfunction
  08/05/06
William "The Fridge" Perry
Aquamarine heaven dopamine
  08/05/06
Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback t...
Domesticated dead plaza dysfunction
  08/05/06
thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro ...
orchid locus skinny woman
  08/05/06
the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames
Domesticated dead plaza dysfunction
  08/05/06
No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than ...
outnumbered glassy keepsake machete
  08/07/06
that just isn't true at all.
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  06/26/07
...
sinister cruise ship
  08/07/06
doug flutie i get all my credit for a really hot girl i h...
angry box office rigpig
  08/07/06
this made me laugh. it'd be funnier if it were true.
tripping casino
  08/07/06
Scott Norwood. A totally forgettable presence but for one s...
outnumbered glassy keepsake machete
  08/07/06
ha. awesome.
peach headpube
  08/07/06
kobe bryant
Multi-colored circlehead step-uncle's house
  08/07/06
I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal agains...
peach headpube
  08/07/06
would be funnier if it was something like jim kelly - i t...
sepia liquid oxygen
  08/07/06
plus I have a dead retarded son. oops.
peach headpube
  08/07/06
ray lewis - i hit it hard
Awkward metal crackhouse laser beams
  08/07/06
Lawrence Taylor On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my pr...
aromatic hell
  08/07/06
Najeh Davenport when I get into a hot college girl's dorm...
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  08/07/06
underrated
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  06/26/07
I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm ...
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  06/26/07
Ryan Leaf I have no game edit-actually, I do but I usu...
Vigorous stead
  08/07/06
Leon Lett
sepia liquid oxygen
  08/07/06
a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a f...
Bright Irate Water Buffalo
  08/07/06
this is depressingly underrated.
slippery turdskin national
  11/07/07
titcr, sad.
provocative hyperactive whorehouse
  03/06/08
one mo time
topaz internal respiration
  08/11/06
O.J. Simpson I'm a lady killer.
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  08/11/06
Clarett.
trip honey-headed candlestick maker
  08/11/06
Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it.
Chocolate corner shitlib
  08/11/06
I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and e...
Lime slimy volcanic crater
  08/11/06
this one is underrated.
peach headpube
  11/29/06
lolol
charismatic flesh gas station hunting ground
  06/26/07
ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in thi...
topaz internal respiration
  11/09/06
Kellen Winslow. I'm a F****** solider!!!
Very tactful fragrant house
  11/09/06
Pat Tillman everything is lined up perfectly for me, but ...
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  11/09/06
good one.
trip honey-headed candlestick maker
  11/09/06
excellent
topaz internal respiration
  11/09/06
nice.
Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann
  11/29/06
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_frie...
topaz internal respiration
  07/27/07
Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite ma...
trip honey-headed candlestick maker
  11/09/06
i love the answers in this thread
topaz internal respiration
  11/29/06
I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as ...
mint sandwich
  11/29/06
you think the people here really have mack game? most of the...
topaz internal respiration
  11/29/06
Haywood Jefferies Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jeff...
Glittery foreskin
  11/29/06
highly underrated. the oilers 4 wideouts in tecmo super bowl...
buck-toothed deer antler
  07/28/07
tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level b...
ruddy becky
  11/29/06
Charles Woodson I often went both ways in college, but the ...
Irradiated chest-beating background story
  11/29/06
173
Wild amethyst ape really tough guy
  03/06/08
Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big ga...
impressive puppy field
  06/26/07
Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates. Obviously.
Ultramarine misunderstood death wish parlor
  06/26/07
Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I...
Ultramarine misunderstood death wish parlor
  06/26/07
Awesome. ty.
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  06/26/07
breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have t...
buck-toothed deer antler
  12/27/07
Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads. We s...
tripping casino
  06/26/07
titcr i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this
heady center
  06/26/07
just goes to show that when people here channel their creati...
tripping casino
  06/26/07
Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live u...
pearly parlour sneaky criminal
  06/26/07
Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming ev...
Alcoholic antidepressant drug
  06/26/07
Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced def...
Olive Cumskin
  06/26/07
nice
topaz internal respiration
  06/26/07
Jason Taylor. Because I'll fuck your sister and make yo...
Ultramarine misunderstood death wish parlor
  06/26/07
In light of my recent streak: I am Tony Romo. I'm never t...
heady center
  06/26/07
Dennis Byrd. I just lay there.
frum cuck reading party
  06/26/07
superb
topaz internal respiration
  06/26/07
A+.
Ultramarine misunderstood death wish parlor
  06/26/07
180. I laughed for five minutes.
Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann
  07/27/07
i hate myself for laughing at this.
Galvanic windowlicker jap
  07/27/07
deon sanders my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if...
cordovan exciting personal credit line shrine
  07/27/07
I'm Joey Harrington. I just plain fucking suck.
Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  07/27/07
so you are officially coming out now?
Primrose Razzmatazz Church
  07/27/07
Really? That's the best you can do?
Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  07/27/07
i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height)
Primrose Razzmatazz Church
  07/27/07
Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's ...
Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  07/27/07
i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot
Primrose Razzmatazz Church
  07/27/07
Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all.
Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  07/27/07
it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you act...
Primrose Razzmatazz Church
  07/27/07
How tall am I?
Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  07/27/07
~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate
Primrose Razzmatazz Church
  07/27/07
rofl
Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  07/27/07
was i right?
Primrose Razzmatazz Church
  07/27/07
no
Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  07/27/07
shorter?
Primrose Razzmatazz Church
  07/27/07
For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make ...
Chrome mewling roommate masturbator
  07/27/07
how is this remotely offensive?
Primrose Razzmatazz Church
  07/27/07
Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little im...
Chrome mewling roommate masturbator
  07/27/07
you can drink milk dumbass
translucent stirring generalized bond trump supporter
  03/06/08
McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned.
supple roast beef striped hyena
  07/27/07
4th & 26?
Chrome mewling roommate masturbator
  07/27/07
Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck.
Chrome mewling roommate masturbator
  07/27/07
i like this one
topaz internal respiration
  07/27/07
Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding o...
clear bawdyhouse
  07/27/07
I'm Bill Gramatica. I'll do something good, but fairly no...
splenetic persian pisswyrm
  07/27/07
Dan Marino. I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on t...
Wild amethyst ape really tough guy
  07/27/07
what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is re...
Red haunted graveyard
  07/28/07
Cudos to this thread
Drunken territorial athletic conference
  10/10/07
my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping,...
Demanding coral sound barrier
  10/10/07
sup
topaz internal respiration
  11/07/07
tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge ...
Appetizing Church Building Degenerate
  11/07/07
but were you suspended by the league?
slippery turdskin national
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Rod "He Hate Me" Smart Beloved by many, but eas...
French Fluffy Set
  12/28/07
woop
topaz internal respiration
  03/05/08
Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=...
Sienna main people
  03/05/08
I'm going to allow it.
Wild amethyst ape really tough guy
  03/06/08
Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any...
sapphire principal's office
  03/05/08
i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too
plum associate
  03/05/08
Mark Chmura
arousing hyperventilating den
  03/06/08
rae carruth. no explanation necessary
translucent stirring generalized bond trump supporter
  03/06/08
Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in th...
Salmon prole dilemma
  06/12/08
Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals,...
Flickering Beady-eyed Garrison Son Of Senegal
  08/29/08


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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.

edit: i change my answer to rex grossman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271012)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM
Author: Arrogant sooty kitty

Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: Arrogant sooty kitty

Rating=?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM
Author: topaz internal respiration

from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.

it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381871)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM
Author: Arrogant sooty kitty

Fair enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: Copper Bat Shit Crazy Theater Juggernaut

joe horn

i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394275)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Copper Bat Shit Crazy Theater Juggernaut

:(

the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302583)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Frozen Pistol

Rice-- good at receiving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed deer antler

Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

179.96

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379487)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: navy rough-skinned space place of business

Dee, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381964)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Pearl erotic abode legend

WOW nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091744)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: chestnut market

i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: buck-toothed deer antler

i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271034)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: Racy gay wizard coffee pot

Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271046)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Diverse snowy mother old irish cottage

OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann

at least you have breathtaking moves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379492)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:51 PM
Author: Demanding coral sound barrier

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752169)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Silver Point

Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.

http://www.cnn.com/grbac/tragiccarcrash/1995saturn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271056)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Claret Big Gaping Locale

Tedy Bruschi.

I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271064)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: Light curious theatre

Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095)





Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996)





Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: apoplectic party of the first part

Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: tripping casino

Mike Vick.

People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.

Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379047)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM
Author: tripping casino

ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: trip honey-headed candlestick maker

quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960061)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: sinister cruise ship

Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Vibrant Naked Indian Lodge Partner

Terrell Owens

Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379297)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Aquamarine heaven dopamine

i like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381965)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: violet histrionic twinkling uncleanness cuckoldry

Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: black tanning salon

If backfield=backdoor, then 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091795)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: heady center

Leinart. Still the best mack out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: heady center

Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

ty, homey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379477)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: obsidian hospital people who are hurt

Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379518)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: wonderful sadistic lettuce public bath

John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM
Author: Canary tattoo home

Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM
Author: Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann

Steve Young.

When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.

Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.

Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379550)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:56 AM
Author: Racy gay wizard coffee pot

also you are a mormon and a homosexual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381859)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:01 AM
Author: Aquamarine heaven dopamine

i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381884)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:11 AM
Author: orchid locus skinny woman

what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381937)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Aquamarine heaven dopamine

i defend Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381947)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM
Author: Aquamarine heaven dopamine

quality thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM
Author: Aquamarine heaven dopamine

Adam Vinatieri.

Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381906)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM
Author: orchid locus skinny woman

mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed jewess stock car

Oh look, it's UDELFAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381922)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:07 AM
Author: self-absorbed jewess stock car

http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_136342.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381917)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: navy rough-skinned space place of business

Leon Lett.

When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381940)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:18 AM
Author: Domesticated dead plaza dysfunction

DONBEBEEPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381966)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Aquamarine heaven dopamine

William "The Fridge" Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Domesticated dead plaza dysfunction

Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:19 AM
Author: orchid locus skinny woman

thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro football hall of fame...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381971)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: Domesticated dead plaza dysfunction

the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6382005)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: outnumbered glassy keepsake machete

No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic antidepressant drug

that just isn't true at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302757)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: sinister cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: angry box office rigpig

doug flutie

i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago

then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394224)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: tripping casino

this made me laugh.

it'd be funnier if it were true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394336)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: outnumbered glassy keepsake machete

Scott Norwood.

A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394326)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: peach headpube

ha. awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394352)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored circlehead step-uncle's house
Subject: kobe bryant

i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: peach headpube

I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: sepia liquid oxygen

would be funnier if it was something like

jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394388)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: peach headpube

plus I have a dead retarded son. oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394397)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Awkward metal crackhouse laser beams

ray lewis - i hit it hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: aromatic hell

Lawrence Taylor

On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394402)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: useless ceo faggot firefighter

Najeh Davenport

when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394414)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: Razzle alpha dingle berry

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302555)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: Vigorous stead

Ryan Leaf

I have no game

edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394440)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: sepia liquid oxygen
Subject: Leon Lett

I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: Bright Irate Water Buffalo

a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: slippery turdskin national

this is depressingly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867795)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: provocative hyperactive whorehouse

titcr, sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439890)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM
Author: topaz internal respiration

one mo time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible chartreuse stag film pocket flask

O.J. Simpson

I'm a lady killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419080)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: trip honey-headed candlestick maker

Clarett.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM
Author: Chocolate corner shitlib

Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Lime slimy volcanic crater

I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121)





Date: November 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: peach headpube

this one is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7092943)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: charismatic flesh gas station hunting ground

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302430)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM
Author: Very tactful fragrant house

Kellen Winslow.

I'm a F****** solider!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960013)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: costumed dun travel guidebook lodge

Pat Tillman

everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960066)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: trip honey-headed candlestick maker

good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960069)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960091)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:24 AM
Author: Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091773)





Date: July 27th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441667)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: trip honey-headed candlestick maker

Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: topaz internal respiration

i love the answers in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: mint sandwich

I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as well be titled "ITT we lie about ourselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091739)





Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: topaz internal respiration

you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: Glittery foreskin

Haywood Jefferies

Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094477)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: buck-toothed deer antler

highly underrated. the oilers 4 wideouts in tecmo super bowl were amaziong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443231)





Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: ruddy becky

tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499)





Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM
Author: Irradiated chest-beating background story

Charles Woodson

I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094568)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM
Author: Wild amethyst ape really tough guy

173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439877)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: impressive puppy field

Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: Ultramarine misunderstood death wish parlor

Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.

Obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302428)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine misunderstood death wish parlor

Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.

"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."

I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302466)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

Awesome. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302760)





Date: December 27th, 2007 11:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed deer antler

breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have to give this one to ICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080409)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: tripping casino

Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.

We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302437)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: heady center

titcr

i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302460)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: tripping casino

just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: pearly parlour sneaky criminal

Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: Alcoholic antidepressant drug

Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM
Author: Olive Cumskin

Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine misunderstood death wish parlor

Jason Taylor.

Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302768)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM
Author: heady center

In light of my recent streak:

I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.

Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302872)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM
Author: frum cuck reading party

Dennis Byrd.

I just lay there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302889)





Date: June 26th, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302976)





Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine misunderstood death wish parlor

A+.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302987)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Talking lemon queen of the night boltzmann

180. I laughed for five minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM
Author: Galvanic windowlicker jap

i hate myself for laughing at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395)





Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: cordovan exciting personal credit line shrine

deon sanders

my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441784)





Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

I'm Joey Harrington.

I just plain fucking suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441802)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Primrose Razzmatazz Church

so you are officially coming out now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

Really? That's the best you can do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442382)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:41 PM
Author: Primrose Razzmatazz Church

i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442386)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: Primrose Razzmatazz Church

i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442413)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Primrose Razzmatazz Church

it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you actually denying this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442416)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

How tall am I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442419)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Primrose Razzmatazz Church

~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442423)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442429)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Primrose Razzmatazz Church

was i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442436)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Federal legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442438)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Primrose Razzmatazz Church

shorter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442439)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Chrome mewling roommate masturbator

For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make a lot of offensive comments about gays and Jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442394)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM
Author: Primrose Razzmatazz Church

how is this remotely offensive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442397)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: Chrome mewling roommate masturbator

Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:09 PM
Author: translucent stirring generalized bond trump supporter

you can drink milk dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441303)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: supple roast beef striped hyena

McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426)





Date: July 27th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: Chrome mewling roommate masturbator

4th & 26?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442648)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Chrome mewling roommate masturbator

Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441)





Date: July 27th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

i like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442927)





Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: clear bawdyhouse

Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574)





Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: splenetic persian pisswyrm

I'm Bill Gramatica.

I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442582)





Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Wild amethyst ape really tough guy

Dan Marino.

I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442993)





Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM
Author: Red haunted graveyard

what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Drunken territorial athletic conference

Cudos to this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:48 PM
Author: Demanding coral sound barrier

my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752162)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: topaz internal respiration

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Church Building Degenerate

tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: slippery turdskin national

but were you suspended by the league?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: French Fluffy Set

Rod "He Hate Me" Smart

Beloved by many, but easily cut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080435)





Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: topaz internal respiration

woop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944)





Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: Sienna main people

Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90

Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9431019)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: Wild amethyst ape really tough guy

I'm going to allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439849)





Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM
Author: sapphire principal's office

Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066)





Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: plum associate

i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095)





Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: arousing hyperventilating den

Mark Chmura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: translucent stirring generalized bond trump supporter

rae carruth. no explanation necessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441293)





Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM
Author: Salmon prole dilemma

Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775)





Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM
Author: Flickering Beady-eyed Garrison Son Of Senegal

Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469)