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analogize your mack game to an nfl player

i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but i...
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  07/21/06
Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but ...
boyish adulterous trailer park
  08/04/06
Rating=?
boyish adulterous trailer park
  08/05/06
from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time arou...
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  08/05/06
Fair enough...
boyish adulterous trailer park
  08/05/06
joe horn i started out slowly at first (was a dork) befor...
zippy motley public bath friendly grandma
  08/07/06
:( the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a ...
zippy motley public bath friendly grandma
  06/26/07
Rice-- good at receiving.
Irradiated violent psychic
  07/21/06
Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usu...
floppy church filthpig
  07/21/06
179.96
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  07/21/06
TITCR!
Sadistic home
  08/04/06
Dee, is that you?
Diverse light set weed whacker
  08/05/06
WOW nice
low-t contagious really tough guy space
  11/29/06
i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minorit...
racy school
  07/21/06
i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up
floppy church filthpig
  07/21/06
Ryan Leaf
clear tank location
  07/21/06
OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone.
sexy abode sound barrier
  07/21/06
at least you have breathtaking moves.
Sadistic home
  08/04/06
Nice
Arousing chad
  10/10/07
Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the ...
Vibrant selfie
  07/21/06
Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the b...
Magenta Hissy Fit Bawdyhouse
  07/21/06
Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, ...
marvelous emerald fanboi
  07/21/06
the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  08/04/06
Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that ...
Infuriating Medicated Lettuce Gunner
  08/04/06
Mike Vick. People always expect a lot out of me, and I lo...
domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth
  08/04/06
179
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  08/04/06
ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made ...
domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth
  08/04/06
quality.
Odious Laser Beams
  11/09/06
Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game...
spectacular associate circlehead
  08/04/06
Terrell Owens Astounding talent almost completely ruined...
Idiotic fat ankles stag film
  08/04/06
i like this one
Submissive talented corner
  08/05/06
Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backf...
Hot Codepig
  08/04/06
If backfield=backdoor, then 180
cerebral sinister famous landscape painting spot
  11/29/06
Leinart. Still the best mack out there.
embarrassed to the bone rose cruise ship
  08/04/06
Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood.
embarrassed to the bone rose cruise ship
  08/04/06
ty, homey
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  08/04/06
Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of...
big-titted whorehouse
  08/04/06
awesome
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  08/04/06
John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people t...
Cowardly Dragon
  08/04/06
Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight.
Plum aromatic locus
  08/04/06
Steve Young. When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I c...
Sadistic home
  08/04/06
also you are a mormon and a homosexual?
clear tank location
  08/05/06
i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino.
Submissive talented corner
  08/05/06
what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo.
deranged rambunctious base rigpig
  08/05/06
i defend Steve
Submissive talented corner
  08/05/06
quality thread
Submissive talented corner
  08/05/06
Adam Vinatieri. Others may have the stage most of the nig...
Submissive talented corner
  08/05/06
mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out ...
deranged rambunctious base rigpig
  08/05/06
Oh look, it's UDELFAG
Cobalt Genital Piercing
  08/05/06
http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_13...
Cobalt Genital Piercing
  08/05/06
Leon Lett. When I finally get to the biggest stage and I...
Diverse light set weed whacker
  08/05/06
DONBEBEEPWNED
Bull headed hall
  08/05/06
William "The Fridge" Perry
Submissive talented corner
  08/05/06
Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback t...
Bull headed hall
  08/05/06
thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro ...
deranged rambunctious base rigpig
  08/05/06
the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames
Bull headed hall
  08/05/06
No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than ...
Stirring sable mad cow disease messiness
  08/07/06
that just isn't true at all.
lascivious sneaky criminal
  06/26/07
...
spectacular associate circlehead
  08/07/06
doug flutie i get all my credit for a really hot girl i h...
razzle principal's office macaca
  08/07/06
this made me laugh. it'd be funnier if it were true.
domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth
  08/07/06
Scott Norwood. A totally forgettable presence but for one s...
Stirring sable mad cow disease messiness
  08/07/06
ha. awesome.
Primrose box office private investor
  08/07/06
kobe bryant
fishy station cuckold
  08/07/06
I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal agains...
Primrose box office private investor
  08/07/06
would be funnier if it was something like jim kelly - i t...
aggressive coiffed deer antler
  08/07/06
plus I have a dead retarded son. oops.
Primrose box office private investor
  08/07/06
ray lewis - i hit it hard
Beady-eyed den ratface
  08/07/06
Lawrence Taylor On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my pr...
bearded fragrant digit ratio coldplay fan
  08/07/06
Najeh Davenport when I get into a hot college girl's dorm...
bat-shit-crazy temple
  08/07/06
underrated
copper candlestick maker nursing home
  06/26/07
I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm ...
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  06/26/07
Ryan Leaf I have no game edit-actually, I do but I usu...
Mauve misunderstood police squad water buffalo
  08/07/06
Leon Lett
aggressive coiffed deer antler
  08/07/06
a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a f...
amber razzmatazz stage scourge upon the earth
  08/07/06
this is depressingly underrated.
Umber hyperventilating masturbator
  11/07/07
titcr, sad.
excitant hospital striped hyena
  03/06/08
one mo time
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  08/11/06
O.J. Simpson I'm a lady killer.
flatulent rusted institution
  08/11/06
Clarett.
Odious Laser Beams
  08/11/06
Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it.
chest-beating tattoo
  08/11/06
I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and e...
razzle-dazzle amethyst queen of the night hairy legs
  08/11/06
this one is underrated.
Primrose box office private investor
  11/29/06
lolol
garnet chapel
  06/26/07
ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in thi...
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  11/09/06
Kellen Winslow. I'm a F****** solider!!!
insanely creepy french organic girlfriend
  11/09/06
Pat Tillman everything is lined up perfectly for me, but ...
concupiscible nowag theatre
  11/09/06
good one.
Odious Laser Beams
  11/09/06
excellent
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  11/09/06
nice.
Sadistic home
  11/29/06
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_frie...
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  07/27/07
Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite ma...
Odious Laser Beams
  11/09/06
i love the answers in this thread
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  11/29/06
I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as ...
peach bearded liquid oxygen
  11/29/06
you think the people here really have mack game? most of the...
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  11/29/06
Haywood Jefferies Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jeff...
Confused cuck
  11/29/06
highly underrated. the oilers 4 wideouts in tecmo super bowl...
floppy church filthpig
  07/28/07
tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level b...
walnut voyeur site
  11/29/06
Charles Woodson I often went both ways in college, but the ...
Pink painfully honest windowlicker
  11/29/06
173
Trip Incel Regret
  03/06/08
Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big ga...
Dull philosopher-king main people
  06/26/07
Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates. Obviously.
navy comical degenerate
  06/26/07
Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I...
navy comical degenerate
  06/26/07
Awesome. ty.
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  06/26/07
breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have t...
floppy church filthpig
  12/27/07
Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads. We s...
domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth
  06/26/07
titcr i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this
embarrassed to the bone rose cruise ship
  06/26/07
just goes to show that when people here channel their creati...
domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth
  06/26/07
Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live u...
Jet pontificating boistinker mental disorder
  06/26/07
Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming ev...
lascivious sneaky criminal
  06/26/07
Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced def...
Underhanded massive casino roommate
  06/26/07
nice
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  06/26/07
Jason Taylor. Because I'll fuck your sister and make yo...
navy comical degenerate
  06/26/07
In light of my recent streak: I am Tony Romo. I'm never t...
embarrassed to the bone rose cruise ship
  06/26/07
Dennis Byrd. I just lay there.
Grizzly International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/26/07
superb
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  06/26/07
A+.
navy comical degenerate
  06/26/07
180. I laughed for five minutes.
Sadistic home
  07/27/07
i hate myself for laughing at this.
At-the-ready Gold Garrison Gaming Laptop
  07/27/07
deon sanders my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if...
Khaki Lodge Wagecucks
  07/27/07
I'm Joey Harrington. I just plain fucking suck.
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  07/27/07
so you are officially coming out now?
sienna indecent sanctuary
  07/27/07
Really? That's the best you can do?
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  07/27/07
i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height)
sienna indecent sanctuary
  07/27/07
Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's ...
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  07/27/07
i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot
sienna indecent sanctuary
  07/27/07
Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all.
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  07/27/07
it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you act...
sienna indecent sanctuary
  07/27/07
How tall am I?
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  07/27/07
~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate
sienna indecent sanctuary
  07/27/07
rofl
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  07/27/07
was i right?
sienna indecent sanctuary
  07/27/07
no
buck-toothed lay keepsake machete
  07/27/07
shorter?
sienna indecent sanctuary
  07/27/07
For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make ...
territorial opaque forum
  07/27/07
how is this remotely offensive?
sienna indecent sanctuary
  07/27/07
Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little im...
territorial opaque forum
  07/27/07
you can drink milk dumbass
Charismatic pit
  03/06/08
McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned.
bespoke twinkling uncleanness
  07/27/07
4th & 26?
territorial opaque forum
  07/27/07
Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck.
territorial opaque forum
  07/27/07
i like this one
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  07/27/07
Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding o...
Federal center black woman
  07/27/07
I'm Bill Gramatica. I'll do something good, but fairly no...
Hairraiser native kitty cat
  07/27/07
Dan Marino. I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on t...
Trip Incel Regret
  07/27/07
what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is re...
Mischievous office goyim
  07/28/07
Cudos to this thread
Galvanic Knife
  10/10/07
my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping,...
Arousing chad
  10/10/07
sup
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  11/07/07
tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge ...
wonderful shrine cumskin
  11/07/07
but were you suspended by the league?
Umber hyperventilating masturbator
  11/07/07
Rod "He Hate Me" Smart Beloved by many, but eas...
Red meetinghouse
  12/28/07
woop
Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University
  03/05/08
Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=...
exciting snowy foreskin
  03/05/08
I'm going to allow it.
Trip Incel Regret
  03/06/08
Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any...
frozen ape toaster
  03/05/08
i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too
adventurous slippery kitty
  03/05/08
Mark Chmura
Laughsome stage alpha
  03/06/08
rae carruth. no explanation necessary
Charismatic pit
  03/06/08
Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in th...
Avocado dog poop indian lodge
  06/12/08
Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals,...
Supple crackhouse idiot
  08/29/08


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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.

edit: i change my answer to rex grossman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271012)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM
Author: boyish adulterous trailer park

Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM
Author: boyish adulterous trailer park

Rating=?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.

it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381871)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM
Author: boyish adulterous trailer park

Fair enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM
Author: zippy motley public bath friendly grandma

joe horn

i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394275)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: zippy motley public bath friendly grandma

:(

the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302583)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM
Author: Irradiated violent psychic

Rice-- good at receiving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: floppy church filthpig

Ricky Williams--I'd be good if I put some effort in, but usually I go home and smoke weed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271022)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

179.96

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Sadistic home

TITCR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379487)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Diverse light set weed whacker

Dee, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381964)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: low-t contagious really tough guy space

WOW nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091744)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:40 PM
Author: racy school

i bet a lot of xoxo-ers are like patrick jeffers. a minority receiver who had a mediocre career capped by 1 stellar season. suffered a career-ending injury that he still blames his last team for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271028)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:42 PM
Author: floppy church filthpig

i was going to go with gino toretta, but i switched it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271034)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:45 PM
Author: clear tank location

Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271046)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: sexy abode sound barrier

OJ Simpson-I just scare the fuck out of everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271051)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: Sadistic home

at least you have breathtaking moves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379492)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:51 PM
Author: Arousing chad

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752169)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:47 PM
Author: Vibrant selfie

Elvis Grbac. Pretty reliable in most situations, but in the end, I pretty much always wind up killing myself in a car crash.

http://www.cnn.com/grbac/tragiccarcrash/1995saturn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271056)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Magenta Hissy Fit Bawdyhouse

Tedy Bruschi.

I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271064)





Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: marvelous emerald fanboi

Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095)





Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996)





Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Medicated Lettuce Gunner

Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth

Mike Vick.

People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.

Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379047)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM
Author: domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth

ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:19 PM
Author: Odious Laser Beams

quality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960061)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: spectacular associate circlehead

Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM
Author: Idiotic fat ankles stag film

Terrell Owens

Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379297)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Submissive talented corner

i like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381965)





Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: Hot Codepig

Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:26 AM
Author: cerebral sinister famous landscape painting spot

If backfield=backdoor, then 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091795)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rose cruise ship

Leinart. Still the best mack out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rose cruise ship

Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

ty, homey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379477)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM
Author: big-titted whorehouse

Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379518)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM
Author: Cowardly Dragon

John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM
Author: Plum aromatic locus

Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522)





Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM
Author: Sadistic home

Steve Young.

When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.

Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.

Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379550)





Date: August 5th, 2006 2:56 AM
Author: clear tank location

also you are a mormon and a homosexual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381859)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:01 AM
Author: Submissive talented corner

i believe he said he's *NOT* Dan Marino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381884)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:11 AM
Author: deranged rambunctious base rigpig

what? steve young is mormon and possibly a homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381937)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Submissive talented corner

i defend Steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381947)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:02 AM
Author: Submissive talented corner

quality thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381886)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:05 AM
Author: Submissive talented corner

Adam Vinatieri.

Others may have the stage most of the night, but I take it -- and win it -- in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381906)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:06 AM
Author: deranged rambunctious base rigpig

mike vanderjagt: im tremendously accurate when picking out potential (field) goals and nailing them between the uprights, but sometimes i get way too drunk and say the wrong thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381912)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM
Author: Cobalt Genital Piercing

Oh look, it's UDELFAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381922)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:07 AM
Author: Cobalt Genital Piercing

http://www.brainyhistory.com/events/1969/february_14_1969_136342.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381917)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:13 AM
Author: Diverse light set weed whacker

Leon Lett.

When I finally get to the biggest stage and I'm on my way to scoring against all odds, I showboat too soon and cost myself an easy score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381940)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:18 AM
Author: Bull headed hall

DONBEBEEPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381966)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:14 AM
Author: Submissive talented corner

William "The Fridge" Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381950)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM
Author: Bull headed hall

Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:19 AM
Author: deranged rambunctious base rigpig

thats saying something considering howie long is in the pro football hall of fame...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381971)





Date: August 5th, 2006 3:26 AM
Author: Bull headed hall

the pro football hall of fame is the TTT of hall of fames

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6382005)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM
Author: Stirring sable mad cow disease messiness

No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: lascivious sneaky criminal

that just isn't true at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302757)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: spectacular associate circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394199)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: razzle principal's office macaca

doug flutie

i get all my credit for a really hot girl i had small chance of nailing 20 years ago

then i only dated girls in canada for a while, before coming back to live an unspectacular life with girls before finally i achieved fame for drop kicking one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394224)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth

this made me laugh.

it'd be funnier if it were true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394336)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: Stirring sable mad cow disease messiness

Scott Norwood.

A totally forgettable presence but for one spectacular public failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394326)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:53 PM
Author: Primrose box office private investor

ha. awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394352)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: fishy station cuckold
Subject: kobe bryant

i'm playing a different game.. and it's called rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394328)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:55 PM
Author: Primrose box office private investor

I'd have to go with Jim Kelly. I can't close the deal against the big names in the spotlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394370)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:58 PM
Author: aggressive coiffed deer antler

would be funnier if it was something like

jim kelly - i talk to the hottest girls, but franklyn (see above) cockblocks me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394388)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: Primrose box office private investor

plus I have a dead retarded son. oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394397)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den ratface

ray lewis - i hit it hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394377)





Date: August 7th, 2006 3:59 PM
Author: bearded fragrant digit ratio coldplay fan

Lawrence Taylor

On raw talent, I was pretty decent in my prime, but most people looked at me like I was on crack. They were usually right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394402)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy temple

Najeh Davenport

when I get into a hot college girl's dorm room I'm more likely to shit in her closet than fuck her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394414)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: copper candlestick maker nursing home

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302555)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM
Author: Mauve misunderstood police squad water buffalo

Ryan Leaf

I have no game

edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394440)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:07 PM
Author: aggressive coiffed deer antler
Subject: Leon Lett

I am generally extremely good with the ladies, but the occasional fast, white guy can embarrass me and sometimes i lose my head and drop the ball when it snows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394460)





Date: August 7th, 2006 4:11 PM
Author: amber razzmatazz stage scourge upon the earth

a broke-ass kurt warner. i started out slow, then i had a few spectacular seasons in which i played far above my level, and now i'm stuck with with a lesbian who's trying to ruin my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394494)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Umber hyperventilating masturbator

this is depressingly underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867795)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: excitant hospital striped hyena

titcr, sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439890)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:16 AM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

one mo time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419016)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:27 AM
Author: flatulent rusted institution

O.J. Simpson

I'm a lady killer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419080)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:28 AM
Author: Odious Laser Beams

Clarett.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419085)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:29 AM
Author: chest-beating tattoo

Ray Finkel. If the laces aren't in, I fuckin' boot it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419092)





Date: August 11th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle amethyst queen of the night hairy legs

I'm Bill Romanowski. I'll punch that bitch in the face and end her career, while hurling racial slurs at her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6419121)





Date: November 29th, 2006 8:25 AM
Author: Primrose box office private investor

this one is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7092943)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: garnet chapel

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302430)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

ok, one mo 'gain. there are some stellar performances in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960006)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy french organic girlfriend

Kellen Winslow.

I'm a F****** solider!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960013)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: concupiscible nowag theatre

Pat Tillman

everything is lined up perfectly for me, but I go to help out my boys and one of them blows me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960066)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Odious Laser Beams

good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960069)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960091)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:24 AM
Author: Sadistic home

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091773)





Date: July 27th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_re_us/tillman_friendly_fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441667)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Odious Laser Beams

Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:18 AM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

i love the answers in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091717)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: peach bearded liquid oxygen

I don't know, it's hard to get into a thread which might as well be titled "ITT we lie about ourselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7091739)





Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141)





Date: November 29th, 2006 1:57 PM
Author: Confused cuck

Haywood Jefferies

Great at simulation/analyzing (Mr. Jefferies superb performance in Nintendo's Super Techmo Bowl circa 1991), but otherwise forgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094477)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: floppy church filthpig

highly underrated. the oilers 4 wideouts in tecmo super bowl were amaziong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443231)





Date: November 29th, 2006 2:01 PM
Author: walnut voyeur site

tom brady, unheralded guy who flourished on the next level because of a calm demeanor and ability to turn it up when needed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094499)





Date: November 29th, 2006 2:08 PM
Author: Pink painfully honest windowlicker

Charles Woodson

I often went both ways in college, but the experimentation stopped once I graduated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7094568)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM
Author: Trip Incel Regret

173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439877)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: Dull philosopher-king main people

Brady Quinn. I have high hopes for myself and talk a big game, but I end up waiting around hoping someone will take pity on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302423)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: navy comical degenerate

Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.

Obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302428)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: navy comical degenerate

Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.

"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."

I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302466)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

Awesome. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302760)





Date: December 27th, 2007 11:55 PM
Author: floppy church filthpig

breaking doors? was he wearing a sombrero? i think we have to give this one to ICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080409)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth

Excellent bump, one of my all-time favorite threads.

We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302437)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rose cruise ship

titcr

i've smirked at least 10 times re-reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302460)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: domesticated glittery crotch ticket booth

just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: Jet pontificating boistinker mental disorder

Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442)





Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: lascivious sneaky criminal

Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM
Author: Underhanded massive casino roommate

Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604)





Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM
Author: navy comical degenerate

Jason Taylor.

Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302768)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rose cruise ship

In light of my recent streak:

I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.

Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302872)





Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM
Author: Grizzly International Law Enforcement Agency

Dennis Byrd.

I just lay there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302889)





Date: June 26th, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302976)





Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: navy comical degenerate

A+.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302987)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Sadistic home

180. I laughed for five minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready Gold Garrison Gaming Laptop

i hate myself for laughing at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395)





Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: Khaki Lodge Wagecucks

deon sanders

my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441784)





Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

I'm Joey Harrington.

I just plain fucking suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8441802)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: sienna indecent sanctuary

so you are officially coming out now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

Really? That's the best you can do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442382)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:41 PM
Author: sienna indecent sanctuary

i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442386)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: sienna indecent sanctuary

i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442413)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: sienna indecent sanctuary

it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you actually denying this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442416)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

How tall am I?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442419)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: sienna indecent sanctuary

~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442423)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442429)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: sienna indecent sanctuary

was i right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442436)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed lay keepsake machete

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442438)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: sienna indecent sanctuary

shorter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442439)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: territorial opaque forum

For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make a lot of offensive comments about gays and Jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442394)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM
Author: sienna indecent sanctuary

how is this remotely offensive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442397)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: territorial opaque forum

Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:09 PM
Author: Charismatic pit

you can drink milk dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441303)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: bespoke twinkling uncleanness

McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426)





Date: July 27th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: territorial opaque forum

4th & 26?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442648)





Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: territorial opaque forum

Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441)





Date: July 27th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

i like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442927)





Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Federal center black woman

Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574)





Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser native kitty cat

I'm Bill Gramatica.

I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442582)





Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Trip Incel Regret

Dan Marino.

I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442993)





Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM
Author: Mischievous office goyim

what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Knife

Cudos to this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140)





Date: October 10th, 2007 5:48 PM
Author: Arousing chad

my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752162)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: wonderful shrine cumskin

tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765)





Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: Umber hyperventilating masturbator

but were you suspended by the league?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793)





Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Red meetinghouse

Rod "He Hate Me" Smart

Beloved by many, but easily cut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9080435)





Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: Appetizing Slap-happy Partner University

woop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944)





Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: exciting snowy foreskin

Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90

Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9431019)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: Trip Incel Regret

I'm going to allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439849)





Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM
Author: frozen ape toaster

Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066)





Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: adventurous slippery kitty

i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095)





Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM
Author: Laughsome stage alpha

Mark Chmura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Charismatic pit

rae carruth. no explanation necessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441293)





Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM
Author: Avocado dog poop indian lodge

Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775)





Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM
Author: Supple crackhouse idiot

Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469)