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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Slimy histrionic mother travel guidebook
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
blue abode
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Slimy histrionic mother travel guidebook
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
blue abode
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Slimy histrionic mother travel guidebook
  10/03/12
dat racis
Soul-stirring jewess doctorate
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
snowy university
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
violent office
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
cowardly shitlib
  10/11/12
180
Yellow regret really tough guy
  10/22/12
jesus....
Spectacular Meetinghouse
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
bat-shit-crazy address nowag
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
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  12/22/15
still glad
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  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
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  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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  10/20/14
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  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Seedy field
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
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  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  12/05/12
xo at its best
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  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/11/12
180
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Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Glittery cerise psychic garrison
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
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  10/22/12
180
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  11/10/12
this was underrated
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in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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  10/22/12
lol
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marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
blue abode
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
blue abode
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
blue abode
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  10/30/12
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  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
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  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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  10/31/12
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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  11/02/12
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marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
blue abode
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
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  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
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  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
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  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
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  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Glittery cerise psychic garrison
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Glittery cerise psychic garrison
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
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  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
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  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
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  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
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  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Glittery cerise psychic garrison
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Glittery cerise psychic garrison
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
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  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
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  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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  12/04/12
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  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
shimmering bateful alpha scourge upon the earth
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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  12/09/12
Lies
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WTF!!!
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  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
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  12/09/12
180.
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  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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blue abode
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
marvelous crystalline market trump supporter
  01/12/13
Update?
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Second page!?
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  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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  07/08/13
update?
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  08/17/13
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exhilarant property haunted graveyard
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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  12/11/13
Any updates?
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  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
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  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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  02/12/15
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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  02/12/15
lets do this
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  02/12/15
hippo is still there
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  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Slimy histrionic mother travel guidebook

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: blue abode

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Slimy histrionic mother travel guidebook

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: blue abode

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Slimy histrionic mother travel guidebook

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jewess doctorate

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: snowy university

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: violent office

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: cowardly shitlib

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Yellow regret really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Spectacular Meetinghouse

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy address nowag

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy address nowag

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy address nowag

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Excitant lime boiling water yarmulke



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: blue abode

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: blue abode



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Electric kitchen trust fund



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: rambunctious floppy hospital private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Maniacal cuckold prole

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Seedy field

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Exciting avocado home

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Tan at-the-ready mad cow disease institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good mischievous partner legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Fragrant Indian Lodge Idea He Suggested

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Flickering Thriller Depressive Den

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: supple quadroon digit ratio

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Rebellious Titillating Corner

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Stirring Mewling Circlehead Set

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Seedy field

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: pale trailer park

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Crusty Jet Casino

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: canary hilarious tanning salon

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: onyx piazza

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: canary hilarious tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: orchid crotch

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: maize shrine juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling idiot bawdyhouse

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: cream stimulating parlor coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: angry dashing therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: flesh judgmental queen of the night

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Citrine odious plaza

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Excitant lime boiling water yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: blue abode

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: blue abode

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: blue abode

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Bright deer antler giraffe

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: well-lubricated area goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Crusty Jet Casino

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Abnormal Misunderstood Site Ape

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: maize shrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Awkward electric furnace state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: scarlet menage

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: misanthropic school

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: blue abode

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: blue abode

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Yellow regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Garnet Native Dysfunction

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Slimy histrionic mother travel guidebook

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: flesh judgmental queen of the night

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Glittery cerise psychic garrison

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Lascivious cocky space mental disorder

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: out-of-control famous landscape painting locale

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: blue abode

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Bearded Brunch Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Poppy lay stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored public bath voyeur

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Seedy field

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Vermilion Stage Water Buffalo

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: cerebral shaky theatre love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: shimmering bateful alpha scourge upon the earth

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Hot Business Firm Pistol

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Geriatric pit background story

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: mentally impaired nofapping theater stage hominid

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: mahogany resort striped hyena

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Puce bipolar church bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: maize shrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: supple quadroon digit ratio

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Talented Sable Rehab Gay Wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Filthy Rigor

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Heady umber range

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Territorial Crackhouse Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: blue abode

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Charismatic roast beef house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: orchid crotch

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Poppy lay stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Laughsome Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Awkward electric furnace state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: very tactful gold lettuce karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Comical Stubborn Locus

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Copper skinny woman gas station

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: marvelous crystalline market trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Curious base national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: exhilarant property haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Godawful Bronze New Version

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Big hell immigrant

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: angry dashing therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: very tactful gold lettuce karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Vigorous windowlicker

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Aromatic Turdskin Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling idiot bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Yellow regret really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Wonderful Saffron Dragon Principal's Office

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: mahogany resort striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Comical Stubborn Locus

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated area goyim

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated area goyim

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: shimmering bateful alpha scourge upon the earth

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Dilemma

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Geriatric pit background story

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Dilemma

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Vigorous windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: bisexual center mediation

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: flatulent multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Electric kitchen trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Tan at-the-ready mad cow disease institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Bossy magenta point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Sepia mind-boggling ladyboy faggot firefighter

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: angry dashing therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: jade disgusting mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: maize shrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: vivacious ebony pocket flask cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Idiotic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: flatulent multi-billionaire

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Pink 180 becky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed box office blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Curious base national security agency

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: coral startled spot

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed box office blood rage

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Turquoise Chapel Twinkling Uncleanness

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: razzle station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Contagious parlour double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: useless silver gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: twinkling cracking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: disturbing jet-lagged senate

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: exhilarant property haunted graveyard

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Seedy field

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: exhilarant property haunted graveyard

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Seedy field

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed box office blood rage

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: pearly arousing hairy legs library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Chestnut galvanic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: dark hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Violet nursing home jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: twinkling cracking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Irradiated federal stock car forum

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48067626)