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Awesome things Drunkard has claimed on XO

1. Could easily be a judge right now if he wanted to cash in...
Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler
  08/17/13
could've clerked on SCOTUS; once hefted a rifle at an ACLU g...
frum fear-inspiring heaven haunted graveyard
  05/23/14
Half of his bragging on XO is "could have but didn't fe...
Claret Yapping Pit
  05/23/14
true he was (along with baron von metal or whatever, and ...
frum fear-inspiring heaven haunted graveyard
  05/23/14
I have said it before, but these dudes are all basically mal...
Claret Yapping Pit
  05/23/14
cr
frum fear-inspiring heaven haunted graveyard
  05/23/14
i like him
Wild sepia son of senegal
  08/17/13
I'm in love. Minus the ackman/Pershing square part.
lavender hall
  08/17/13
STFU you little mentally ill ginger queer.
Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler
  08/17/13
we ever gonna get some thong pics or what?
Maize Resort Clown
  08/17/13
Thong? Def not. Maybe swimsuit.
lavender hall
  08/17/13
Do it
White jet-lagged stead keepsake machete
  04/11/14
did this ever happen?
frum fear-inspiring heaven haunted graveyard
  05/27/14
GO FUCK YOURSELF DOOBERSTEIN
floppy pontificating box office main people
  08/17/13
doobs, you son of a witch
titillating mad cow disease
  08/17/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
Crimson glittery kitchen
  08/17/13
...
Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler
  08/17/13
on track to bill 3400
heady cruise ship ratface
  08/17/13
Never claimed to be 6'4". Liquor is 101 proof. ...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  08/17/13
Also magistrate not real judge
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
I can vouch for all of this except being 6'4". He's mo...
Judgmental rehab nowag
  08/17/13
I am 6'2" bro I just look short because I am fat.
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  08/17/13
Bullshit. You're barely shorter than me and I'm 6'0"
Judgmental rehab nowag
  08/17/13
Drunkard finished here. 6'2 was the only claim that mattered...
Passionate well-lubricated hell
  04/11/14
claiming to be 6'2" while actually being a sub 6' manle...
Claret Yapping Pit
  04/11/14
Yeah I mean I didn't believe he was HLS summa with a 9"...
Passionate well-lubricated hell
  04/11/14
He also took the LSAT cold + drunk and still got a 175.
floppy pontificating box office main people
  08/17/13
180
heady cruise ship ratface
  08/17/13
no, 175
crawly office candlestick maker
  09/09/13
Forgot about that one.
Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler
  08/17/13
does he seriously claim this
Odious lemon lay dragon
  08/17/13
He honestly seems good at car stuff and he is generous in of...
Odious lemon lay dragon
  08/17/13
These things are both true. He also (mostly) knows his shit ...
Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler
  08/17/13
omg i need off of this account
Odious lemon lay dragon
  08/17/13
You're not a fan?
Odious lemon lay dragon
  08/17/13
no he's fine, i think that some of what he claims is true an...
Odious lemon lay dragon
  08/17/13
I'm sorry :( I'll stop.
Odious lemon lay dragon
  08/17/13
lol no, don't be ridiculous
Odious lemon lay dragon
  08/17/13
'Cuz Trayvon'll never get on top of this gay So mami, best ...
Chartreuse Business Firm
  09/09/13
lol, of course you picked monster. well done
Odious lemon lay dragon
  09/09/13
[Intro - :D] Poast when it's lights out Sleep 'til it's br...
Chartreuse Business Firm
  09/09/13
HO LY SHIT dude, this is really, really, really good
Odious lemon lay dragon
  09/09/13
couldn't leave that honey minaj verse stranded
Chartreuse Business Firm
  09/09/13
he seems to know a ton about cars. which makes me a fan bec...
Comical Ocher National Security Agency Area
  01/17/14
He's a good cat taker-carer-ofer too.
Odious lemon lay dragon
  08/17/13
the best one yet
titillating mad cow disease
  08/17/13
...
heady cruise ship ratface
  09/09/13
BTW cat is still alive and kicking. She and I are chilling ...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
Didn't this asshole use to fuck Rowan?
beady-eyed disturbing market quadroon
  08/17/13
He kept trying to get her to get in touch with him off-board...
Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler
  08/17/13
hadn't he seen her IRL? why the hell would he actively try ...
Comical Ocher National Security Agency Area
  01/17/14
his insecurity is transparent, nor do i think he attempts to...
Razzle corner
  08/17/13
Got a biglaw offer while weighing > 300 lbs.
Aphrodisiac crackhouse ladyboy
  09/09/13
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haunting dark juggernaut school
  01/17/14
...
floppy pontificating box office main people
  01/17/14
Sounds like Drunkard to me, pumo.
Blathering Thriller Rigpig Bawdyhouse
  01/17/14
"Nah. I am strong as an ox. When I was 205 I had a 50&q...
Vibrant mahogany multi-billionaire
  04/11/14
I looked good. I miss being like that.
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
Rofl. That would be an obscenely large chest for 6'2 205 now...
Emerald therapy toilet seat
  04/11/14
Be 305lb and lose 100lbs and see what happens.
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
LOL you jackass, simply being fat doesn't make you built or ...
exhilarant kitty cat
  04/11/14
It's all in his superhuman genes, bro.
flushed stubborn internal respiration
  04/11/14
I lifted a lot during that phase too fwiw. Pre-weight lose ...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
Right. Just do bill 3000 hours, get drunk every night, eat l...
exhilarant kitty cat
  04/11/14
Fucking lawl,,..drunkard should write a diet/fitness book ab...
Emerald therapy toilet seat
  04/11/14
...
haunting dark juggernaut school
  05/23/14
...
Vibrant mahogany multi-billionaire
  06/05/14
...
Everyone Gets Injections
  12/22/24
LOL
Leftism is a mental disease
  12/22/24
I'm saying that would be too big for those other measurement...
Emerald therapy toilet seat
  04/11/14
I don't know what is so odd about the shape. I have a barre...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
No dumbass I mean at 205. Brother, when I was in the hayday ...
Emerald therapy toilet seat
  04/11/14
like all your claims, this one is fucking ludicrous if you t...
insecure school cafeteria feces
  09/23/18
fucking LOL at this shit. he basically claims to be built li...
haunting dark juggernaut school
  05/23/14
Someday someone will out me, and everyone will be like holy ...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
pretty sure it's impossible for any person to be as impresse...
haunting dark juggernaut school
  04/11/14
It's even more pathetic because he's lying about it.
flushed stubborn internal respiration
  04/11/14
To be fair, (RSF)
Charismatic orange theater
  04/11/14
He was like 90% true, 10% flame which of the people I know I...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
To be fair, Brother I believe in you, that's why I posted...
Charismatic orange theater
  04/11/14
given the number of people who have been outed by just a cou...
Sickened big base
  04/11/14
Claims to bill 3500 hrs a year even though he seems to post ...
flushed stubborn internal respiration
  04/11/14
Sports? I watch F1 races. Cars sure. I hang out at f-cha...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
To be fair, Billing 3.5k isn't really that unbelievable o...
Charismatic orange theater
  04/11/14
I came close last year, but did not hit 3500. Never have ta...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
There might be a dozen people in the entire country who hit ...
flushed stubborn internal respiration
  04/11/14
To be fair, Brother there are probably *at least* a dozen...
Charismatic orange theater
  04/11/14
excellent reference because i am pretty sure i have seen dru...
haunting dark juggernaut school
  04/11/14
LOL, anyone have a link for this one?
arousing death wish library
  06/06/20
Even weirder that he claims to approach those hours but is s...
exhilarant kitty cat
  04/11/14
Obviously he works well drunk. Didn't you know he took the b...
flushed stubborn internal respiration
  04/11/14
It's all part of the routine. His scorched earth multi-facet...
exhilarant kitty cat
  04/11/14
Nah, I just like writing briefs at night drunk.
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
That was a fun time and TBF to keep to the truth, I drank at...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
Copped bulge bracket ibanking from a TTT LAC; crushed the fu...
ivory site pervert
  04/11/14
Proud owner of the only iPhone produced that allowed the use...
ivory site pervert
  04/11/14
Settings-->general-->keyboard-->autocorrect my FRIE...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
yeah that's a totally normal, common thing to do. tons of my...
seedy poppy temple
  04/11/14
Apparently mine is the only one that has that option. Prest...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  04/11/14
...
seedy poppy temple
  04/11/14
lol...would love to hear the story behind this one
Emerald therapy toilet seat
  04/11/14
for the longest time he would augment his "i'm a BAWSE ...
ivory site pervert
  04/11/14
holy shit well now I don't know what to BELEE
galvanic range
  04/11/14
to be fair, he did say he stopped drinking because he has go...
Diverse Parlor Sex Offender
  04/11/14
nice detective work aspiring ape
puce casino
  04/12/14
LOL durnkrad si dome herre
Emerald therapy toilet seat
  04/11/14
...
Leftism is a mental disease
  12/22/24
...
Sickened big base
  04/11/14
...
arousing death wish library
  04/11/14
...
Sickened big base
  04/12/14
devastating
Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong
  12/22/24
some discussion ITT from back when he was running that schti...
Sickened big base
  05/23/14
I think he deleted my thread calling him out about his iphon...
Passionate well-lubricated hell
  04/11/14
Fuck, Drunkard is done here.
cerebral salmon nibblets foreskin
  04/11/14
Eh, most posters familiar with him know he is substantially ...
arousing death wish library
  04/11/14
He's a good poaster but he's also a liar
flushed stubborn internal respiration
  04/11/14
Yep
arousing death wish library
  04/11/14
To be fair, "He's a good comedian but he's also funn...
Charismatic orange theater
  04/12/14
One weird trick for turning on your iPhone's autocorrect is ...
histrionic mental disorder
  04/12/14
...
haunting dark juggernaut school
  05/23/14
Fuck you I didn't read this bc I like drunkard
Concupiscible National
  05/23/14
lol 180 thread. I knew he was full of shit but I hadn't hear...
Bisexual Turdskin
  05/23/14
...
Sickened big base
  05/23/14
...
Violent Honey-headed Meetinghouse Sneaky Criminal
  05/27/14
Hint: He lives in Gladwyne.
Excitant canary lodge
  05/27/14
how do u kno?
Sickened big base
  05/28/14
...
Vibrant mahogany multi-billionaire
  06/05/14
...
insecure school cafeteria feces
  10/26/14
did anyone mention that he claims he pulled a gun on ACLU do...
haunting dark juggernaut school
  10/26/14
I WANT TO BELEIVE
massive bronze fortuitous meteor stage
  01/05/15
just do assault by pointing because you disagree with some r...
Violent Honey-headed Meetinghouse Sneaky Criminal
  01/05/15
The college-aged super liberal ACLU volunteers knocking on t...
Everyone Gets Injections
  12/22/24
...
insecure school cafeteria feces
  01/05/15
Was on camping trip in Maine where buddy's head got bashed i...
White jet-lagged stead keepsake machete
  01/05/15
How is that awesome? It was terrible.
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  01/05/15
Because this is the most incredible of all my claims (and wa...
Milky trip degenerate double fault
  06/06/20
...
insecure school cafeteria feces
  09/23/18
...
Grizzly locale azn
  12/07/18
...
exhilarant kitty cat
  04/30/20
got a group of his black bar buddies and women to take a pic...
Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler
  06/07/20
I remember this one.
Everyone Gets Injections
  12/22/24
...
sucking santa claus's dick
  12/22/24
was op fulano or jefe?
goodbye jews
  12/22/24


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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler

1. Could easily be a judge right now if he wanted to cash in a favor with one of the many partners at his firm who think he's brilliant yet refuse to make him partner even in title only.

2. 4.0/4.0 undergrad/law but drank Belushi style the entire time.

3. 6'4"

4. Ex-model girlfriend has a BMI of like 16.

5. Is buddies with Bill Ackman and GC of Pershing Square, could work there if he had felt like pursuing it.

6. Studied for the bar for less than two weeks with nothing but a CMR that he "committed to memory" in a single weekend. Got drunk at lunch during the exam (he has witnesses!) still scored over 170 on the MBE.

7. Knows senior WLRK partners.

8. Teaches law school classes as an adjunct.

9. Can down a handle of 100 proof liquor in a single evening without puking.

What an awesome guy. I really look up to him and wish I was more like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857171)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: frum fear-inspiring heaven haunted graveyard

could've clerked on SCOTUS; once hefted a rifle at an ACLU guy who was going door-to-door (does the ACLU go door-to-door?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613758)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Claret Yapping Pit

Half of his bragging on XO is "could have but didn't feel like..." claims about things that are 10X more prestigious than anything he actually does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613781)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: frum fear-inspiring heaven haunted graveyard

true

he was (along with baron von metal or whatever, and denecrane and stabby and some others of that ilk) a kind of the "fucked another guy's gf, feel SOOO guilty" threads e.g. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1586389&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: Claret Yapping Pit

I have said it before, but these dudes are all basically male Ruskies that just cum to XO to unsubtly try to initiate conversation about how awesome and special they are. If that kind of outlet is your main attraction to this place, then you have a screw loose IRL IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613846)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: frum fear-inspiring heaven haunted graveyard

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613850)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Wild sepia son of senegal

i like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857188)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lavender hall

I'm in love. Minus the ackman/Pershing square part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857191)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler

STFU you little mentally ill ginger queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857220)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Maize Resort Clown

we ever gonna get some thong pics or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857223)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: lavender hall

Thong? Def not. Maybe swimsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23857257)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:41 AM
Author: White jet-lagged stead keepsake machete

Do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364684)



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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: frum fear-inspiring heaven haunted graveyard

did this ever happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25641674)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: floppy pontificating box office main people

GO FUCK YOURSELF DOOBERSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860488)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: titillating mad cow disease

doobs, you son of a witch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860758)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Crimson glittery kitchen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860906)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860321)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: heady cruise ship ratface

on track to bill 3400

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860331)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Never claimed to be 6'4".

Liquor is 101 proof.

Never claimed 4.0/4.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860482)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:17 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Also magistrate not real judge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364578)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Judgmental rehab nowag

I can vouch for all of this except being 6'4". He's more like 6'0".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860487)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

I am 6'2" bro I just look short because I am fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860492)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Judgmental rehab nowag

Bullshit. You're barely shorter than me and I'm 6'0"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860515)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:17 AM
Author: Passionate well-lubricated hell

Drunkard finished here. 6'2 was the only claim that mattered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364886)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Claret Yapping Pit

claiming to be 6'2" while actually being a sub 6' manlet sounds about right for his usual level of exaggeration.

not like the guy is 5'9" or anything, but he has deluded himself into thinking he is the literal and figurative height of prestige at 6'2".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364887)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Passionate well-lubricated hell

Yeah I mean I didn't believe he was HLS summa with a 9" cock and a 50m book of business but none of that matters anyway since he's a confirmed 5'11 chubby aspie dork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364895)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: floppy pontificating box office main people

He also took the LSAT cold + drunk and still got a 175.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860496)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: heady cruise ship ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860505)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:45 PM
Author: crawly office candlestick maker

no, 175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021409)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler

Forgot about that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860508)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:16 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

does he seriously claim this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860761)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

He honestly seems good at car stuff and he is generous in offering help on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860500)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler

These things are both true. He also (mostly) knows his shit on handguns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860510)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:16 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

omg i need off of this account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860764)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

You're not a fan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860772)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

no he's fine, i think that some of what he claims is true and i find him amusing, but i just need to get off of this account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860776)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:19 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

I'm sorry :( I'll stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860778)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

lol no, don't be ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860802)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse Business Firm

'Cuz Trayvon'll never get on top of this gay

So mami, best advice is just get on this CA

Have you ever "tried" sex with a dcpoast?

Put the pussy on trial, Areopagus

Now she bragging that my dick like Snuffleupagus

Head of the class, bet she bake some scholarship

I'm living in the future so the present is my past

My brokeback is a blessing fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021328)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:35 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

lol, of course you picked monster. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021334)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse Business Firm

[Intro - :D]

Poast when it's lights out

Sleep 'til it's bright out

Oh just another lonely day

Are you willing to poast your life away?

[Intro 2 - bloodacre]

Bitch, I'm a poaster, no-good cock sucker

Fat motherfucker -- now look who got heart trouble

As you cum up to my room all you hear is bass licks,

All you see is great dicks, and posters of great Knicks

[Chorus TBD]

[Verse 1 - askav]

The best active or retired hands down huh

(By the way, this is askav right now huh)

And my threads more re(a)d than the devil is

And I'm about to take it to another level, bitch

No matter who else you forget

Ain't nobody poast like this

Do the screed and the rap, do the dips with no assists

And my only focus is staying on some bogus shit

Arguing with my older bitch, acting like I owe her shit

I heard people 'mirin' Spackler's swollen traps mayne

But the squat rack always give me back pain

Fucking up my interviews so yeah I had to act sane

Chi lawyer but Bay hoes love my accent

Meghan chatted me and said

"This the number to dial

If you wanna make your #1 your #2 now"

Mix that dino DNA and call her clever-boo, yah

Cot damn, aktp, hit them with a new style

Force that motherfuckin meme, with the hummingbird crew now

Chick a cherry chipwich, gosh it's almost cool now

Cream a yearning dry disc, but IFNB's the new now

Think you HBO'd pumos really really need to cool out

'Cuz Trayvon'll never get on top of this, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021382)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

HO

LY

SHIT

dude, this is really, really, really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021394)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse Business Firm

couldn't leave that honey minaj verse stranded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021411)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Comical Ocher National Security Agency Area

he seems to know a ton about cars. which makes me a fan because he's one of the few doods on xo who do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852145)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Odious lemon lay dragon

He's a good cat taker-carer-ofer too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860522)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: titillating mad cow disease

the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860774)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:37 PM
Author: heady cruise ship ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021354)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:43 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

BTW cat is still alive and kicking. She and I are chilling here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364689)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed disturbing market quadroon

Didn't this asshole use to fuck Rowan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860640)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:56 PM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler

He kept trying to get her to get in touch with him off-board when she was working for that shitlaw firm in Delaware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860681)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Comical Ocher National Security Agency Area

hadn't he seen her IRL? why the hell would he actively try to fuck her? i could see getting drunk and fucking her but i can't imagine anyone actively pursuing her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852140)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: Razzle corner

his insecurity is transparent, nor do i think he attempts to hide it. that in itself isn't all that despicable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#23860748)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crackhouse ladyboy

Got a biglaw offer while weighing > 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24021344)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: haunting dark juggernaut school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852120)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: floppy pontificating box office main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852129)



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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Blathering Thriller Rigpig Bawdyhouse

Sounds like Drunkard to me, pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#24852172)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Vibrant mahogany multi-billionaire

"Nah. I am strong as an ox. When I was 205 I had a 50" chest and 34in waist."

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2539958&mc=39&forum_id=2#25364540

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364560)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:17 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

I looked good. I miss being like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364577)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Emerald therapy toilet seat

Rofl. That would be an obscenely large chest for 6'2 205 now that I think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364589)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Be 305lb and lose 100lbs and see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364603)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: exhilarant kitty cat

LOL you jackass, simply being fat doesn't make you built or strong. If you lost 100 lbs. through pure diet while chain-smoking, drinking heavily, and living the biglaw never-not-on-your-ass lifestyle, you looked like garbage. This is some of the dumbest shit you have every claimed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364626)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: flushed stubborn internal respiration

It's all in his superhuman genes, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364633)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

I lifted a lot during that phase too fwiw. Pre-weight lose I was a 54/46. I also lost the weight in the span of less than year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364638)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:32 AM
Author: exhilarant kitty cat

Right. Just do bill 3000 hours, get drunk every night, eat like shit, and lift a little bit and suddenly have a top 0.001% proportioned physique that makes you look like Ray Lewis with a thinner waist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364653)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:37 AM
Author: Emerald therapy toilet seat

Fucking lawl,,..drunkard should write a diet/fitness book about what THEY don't want you to know...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364673)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: haunting dark juggernaut school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25618583)



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Date: June 5th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Vibrant mahogany multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25690152)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Everyone Gets Injections



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48476946)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477143)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Emerald therapy toilet seat

I'm saying that would be too big for those other measurements. You'd weigh more if ur chest were really 50 at that size, and you'd most likely be a competitive body builder if u weren't fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364630)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:37 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

I don't know what is so odd about the shape. I have a barrel chest. I was not ripped in the least. I sort of looked like a pasty beer keg on some decent sized legs (try carrying around 300lbs).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364671)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:45 AM
Author: Emerald therapy toilet seat

No dumbass I mean at 205. Brother, when I was in the hayday of my lifting and was fatscular as fuck, my chest was about 47.5 inches, but that was at 6'2 235-240. I'm also medium-large framed for my height and have a barrel chest. And I didn't just do the drink a handle of wild turkey everyday and eat a piece of ribeye every 3 masterman diet to get there.

The average American male is overweight and has a 40 inch chest, but you were leaner with a 50 incher even though you dieted shittily to get there. Makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364695)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: insecure school cafeteria feces

like all your claims, this one is fucking ludicrous if you take two moments to examine it. do you have a barrel chest and were you a fat fuck? probably. that'e enough truth for you. but neither of those things support your casual claim that you had a nearly god-like, NFL worthy build and body composition despite an absolutely horrible lifestyle and zero effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#36869434)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: haunting dark juggernaut school

fucking LOL at this shit. he basically claims to be built like a pro wrestler while being a mega biller biglaw reek who doesn't even work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25618579)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Someday someone will out me, and everyone will be like holy shit not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364574)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: haunting dark juggernaut school

pretty sure it's impossible for any person to be as impressed with you as you are with yourself. it is hilarious to be how all these old-timer NO BREAKFAST workhorse bitch associates actually think they're something special or anyone gives a fuck about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364593)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: flushed stubborn internal respiration

It's even more pathetic because he's lying about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364606)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Charismatic orange theater

To be fair,

(RSF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364595)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

He was like 90% true, 10% flame which of the people I know IRL from xoxo is about right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364600)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Charismatic orange theater

To be fair,

Brother I believe in you, that's why I posted that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364605)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:43 AM
Author: Sickened big base

given the number of people who have been outed by just a couple of seemingly innocuous truthful details about their lives, it's weird no one has bothered to out the:

Washington&Lee ==> GS/MS/BS/Lehmen analyst ==> UVA law + law review + summa ==> COA clerk ==> 300 pound 10th year associate who drinks 1/5ths of alcohol like they were sprite, regularly bills 3200 hours, owns several exotic cars, lives (or lived) in a doublewide trailer for a number of years and has never taken a vacation in his entire time practicing law

i mean if even one other person at your firm read xo you'd be outed for sure, but i guess luck has been on your side. (other than the whole N O B R E A K F A S T thing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364853)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: flushed stubborn internal respiration

Claims to bill 3500 hrs a year even though he seems to post here for an hour or more a day

Somehow manages to keep up with plenty of outside interests like sports and automobile hobby despite billing 3500 hrs a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364599)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Sports? I watch F1 races. Cars sure. I hang out at f-chat and pca gatherings when I can. Also, tbf, never hit 3500.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364609)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM
Author: Charismatic orange theater

To be fair,

Billing 3.5k isn't really that unbelievable of a claim *if* you treat weekends like weekdays and never take a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364610)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

I came close last year, but did not hit 3500. Never have taken a vacation since being a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364621)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: flushed stubborn internal respiration

There might be a dozen people in the entire country who hit that many hours, and I don't imagine any of them having the personality that would enjoy XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364622)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:38 AM
Author: Charismatic orange theater

To be fair,

Brother there are probably *at least* a dozen people who work at Susman Godfrey who bill 3.3k-3.5k in any given year. That's just one relatively small firm. The legal profession is filled with people like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364676)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:47 AM
Author: haunting dark juggernaut school

excellent reference because i am pretty sure i have seen drunkard boast that he could just go start working at susman if he felt like it because he 'has the resume.'

because susman really, really wants 40 year old alcoholic MVP grads who have been doing shitend biglaw grinding in philly for the last decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364706)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: arousing death wish library

LOL, anyone have a link for this one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#40366656)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: exhilarant kitty cat

Even weirder that he claims to approach those hours but is supposedly blind stupid drunk multiple nights out of the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364636)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: flushed stubborn internal respiration

Obviously he works well drunk. Didn't you know he took the bar exam drunk just for the lulz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364639)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:30 AM
Author: exhilarant kitty cat

It's all part of the routine. His scorched earth multi-faceted expert abilities make pwning law so easy for him that he needs to handicap himself a little just to make it interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364645)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:34 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Nah, I just like writing briefs at night drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364660)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:32 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

That was a fun time and TBF to keep to the truth, I drank at the lunch breaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364654)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: ivory site pervert

Copped bulge bracket ibanking from a TTT LAC; crushed the fuck out of HYP analysts; MD begged him to stay and move directly to assoc making $300k+ without MBA but drunkard turned his nose up at this offer to attend a lower t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364727)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:59 AM
Author: ivory site pervert

Proud owner of the only iPhone produced that allowed the user to turn off autocorrect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364744)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Settings-->general-->keyboard-->autocorrect my FRIEnD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364754)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: seedy poppy temple

yeah that's a totally normal, common thing to do. tons of my friends chose that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364779)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:11 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Apparently mine is the only one that has that option. Prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364798)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:06 AM
Author: seedy poppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364776)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:27 AM
Author: Emerald therapy toilet seat

lol...would love to hear the story behind this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364890)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: ivory site pervert

for the longest time he would augment his "i'm a BAWSE i drink all the time" schtick by making deliberate keyboard errors so as to emulate a person so drunk he could barely type, i.e.,

i.sod runk right npw. Has fifh o trky whle i wa$ht p-car now writ repy brif MJS tomor.w

the problem was, he later said that he only posted from his iphone, which would auto correct many words, and certainly would not have allowed drunkard to write the various one-letter-off words that he used so his writing was legible but "affected." for a while drunkard would just say "i don't know MAN my iphone just works like that maybe it's because i have the original iphone not 3/4/5 whatever i'm drunkard"

apparently he's now realized that you actually can turn autocorrect off, so he has changed his story (as above) to claim that he went into his settings and purposefully turned autocorrect off. i mean i guess we're also supposed to disregard the fact that his typing is now perfectly fine, even though his alcohol consumption has not changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364928)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: galvanic range

holy shit well now I don't know what to BELEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364942)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: Diverse Parlor Sex Offender

to be fair, he did say he stopped drinking because he has gout i thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364943)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: puce casino

nice detective work aspiring ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25370560)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:17 AM
Author: Emerald therapy toilet seat

LOL durnkrad si dome herre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364950)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477140)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Sickened big base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368121)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: arousing death wish library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368197)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Sickened big base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25370552)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Kris Kringle Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477062)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Sickened big base

some discussion ITT from back when he was running that schtick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665386&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613914)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Passionate well-lubricated hell

I think he deleted my thread calling him out about his iphone lies.

would be pretty funny if 3900 hour biller drunkard is actually the shitmod frantically refreshing xo all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25364896)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 6:50 PM
Author: cerebral salmon nibblets foreskin

Fuck, Drunkard is done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368128)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:10 PM
Author: arousing death wish library

Eh, most posters familiar with him know he is substantially full of shit. He's still an entertainer poster when he's not in pseudo-boomer blowhard mode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368202)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: flushed stubborn internal respiration

He's a good poaster but he's also a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368210)



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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: arousing death wish library

Yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25368221)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Charismatic orange theater

To be fair,

"He's a good comedian but he's also funny"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25371277)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: histrionic mental disorder

One weird trick for turning on your iPhone's autocorrect is to have people remind you about it when you are drunk typing on a racist tweetblog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25371286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: haunting dark juggernaut school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible National

Fuck you I didn't read this bc I like drunkard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613738)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Bisexual Turdskin

lol 180 thread. I knew he was full of shit but I hadn't heard half of these claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25613925)



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Date: May 23rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Sickened big base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25618576)



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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Violent Honey-headed Meetinghouse Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25641656)



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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:59 PM
Author: Excitant canary lodge

Hint: He lives in Gladwyne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25641779)



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Date: May 28th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Sickened big base

how do u kno?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25641852)



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Date: June 5th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: Vibrant mahogany multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#25690148)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: insecure school cafeteria feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#26588261)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: haunting dark juggernaut school

did anyone mention that he claims he pulled a gun on ACLU door-knockers that came to his place?

nevermind that the ACLU doesn't even really do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#26588313)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: massive bronze fortuitous meteor stage

I WANT TO BELEIVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27056952)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Violent Honey-headed Meetinghouse Sneaky Criminal

just do assault by pointing because you disagree with some random volunteer's political beliefs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27057076)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Everyone Gets Injections

The college-aged super liberal ACLU volunteers knocking on the double-wide door in rural PA/DE after walking up a long private drive didn't think it was a big enough deal to call the cops after a drunk fat guy pointed a gun in their faces. It's a true story about something a really cool guy actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48476961)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: insecure school cafeteria feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27056950)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: White jet-lagged stead keepsake machete

Was on camping trip in Maine where buddy's head got bashed in but drunkard and bros carried him to Helivac spot. Dude ended up losing an eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27057083)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

How is that awesome? It was terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#27057092)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 11:04 PM
Author: Milky trip degenerate double fault

Because this is the most incredible of all my claims (and was pretty fucking memorable) and also one where evidence won’t likely out me, to show NOT FLAME (although some things listed are distortions), the man’s name is John Cranfield.

https://forums.lr4x4.com/topic/14134-farm-jack-1-little-finger-nil/page/2/?tab=comments#comment-149961

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#40366743)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: insecure school cafeteria feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#36869351)



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Date: December 7th, 2018 1:49 AM
Author: Grizzly locale azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#37365754)



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Date: April 30th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: exhilarant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#40126504)



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Date: June 7th, 2020 7:33 PM
Author: Cocky step-uncle's house deer antler

got a group of his black bar buddies and women to take a picture with him wearing MAGA hats at HIS BAR. accidentally lost all pics (despite cloud/obviously on a phone) except one black dude in a corner with an off-brand MAGA hat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#40372621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Everyone Gets Injections

I remember this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48476965)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: sucking santa claus's dick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477187)



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Date: December 22nd, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: goodbye jews

was op fulano or jefe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2#48477231)