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Wife *only* refers to pussy in public as her "axe wound" or "slut slot."

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to...
Self-absorbed Drunken People Who Are Hurt
  09/27/19
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dun 180 international law enforcement agency
  09/27/19
did you get married to dogshit?
Mind-boggling Chestnut Point Coldplay Fan
  09/27/19
Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edge...
Self-absorbed Drunken People Who Are Hurt
  09/27/19
she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way b...
Mind-boggling Chestnut Point Coldplay Fan
  09/27/19
dogshit was 180000000
doobsian boistinker base
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know-it-all market filthpig
  09/27/19
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Gay pit
  09/27/19
lmao
Sexy Hideous Garrison
  09/27/19
Dear Abby
demanding vermilion stage
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provocative rigor area
  09/27/19
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cock of michael obama
  05/03/25
love box, more like mold jar
Onyx startled pistol heaven
  09/27/19
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greedy puppy set
  09/27/19
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the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  05/03/25


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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Drunken People Who Are Hurt

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to bring up your love box. But when past girlfriends would talk about their stench trench they'd use tasteful, or at the very least clinical, terminology, whereas when the wife decides to bust out her latest story about her sideways sloppy joe she only ever uses those two descriptors. I've tried to talk to her about it from the angle that it's inartfully repetitive language to not switch it up a little when discussing her panty hamster, but she tells me to "lighten up if [I] want in [her] Tinderbox tonight."

Am I wrong to care about how my wife talks about what is, after all, *her* peter heater, not mine? Should I just ask her to not talk so much about her jigaboo canoe when we're out with our friends?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: dun 180 international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Chestnut Point Coldplay Fan

did you get married to dogshit?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Drunken People Who Are Hurt

Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edges for my tastes, when holding court and dishing it out about the ol' fur burger.

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Chestnut Point Coldplay Fan

she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way back in the day (she's probably like 60 now, or at least would look it).

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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: doobsian boistinker base

dogshit was 180000000

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: know-it-all market filthpig



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Gay pit



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: Sexy Hideous Garrison

lmao

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Date: September 27th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: demanding vermilion stage

Dear Abby

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: provocative rigor area



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Onyx startled pistol heaven

love box, more like mold jar

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: greedy puppy set



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)



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