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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Who the fuck are yo?u
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(Calls out flame in one of my threads)
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz salmon messiness



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired flatulent home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: histrionic pungent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Hilarious Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Poppy titillating trust fund brunch

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Poppy titillating trust fund brunch

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Tantric School Pocket Flask

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: fragrant glassy patrolman

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous massive twinkling uncleanness nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Vigorous massive twinkling uncleanness nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Duck-like twinkling kitty cat piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: nighttime bateful roommate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780198)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20782998)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Diverse Kitty Hunting Ground

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating milk

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: charismatic rusted shrine

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: arrogant parlour sweet tailpipe

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192189)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Dark Corner Selfie

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136974)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: galvanic halford ratface

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Aquamarine blood rage

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Dashing brindle alpha

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: out-of-control stage codepig

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: supple business firm

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: galvanic halford ratface



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: hairraiser rough-skinned house

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803367)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: umber big toaster turdskin

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: laughsome maniacal dog poop really tough guy

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Confused Carmine Nowag Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: sadistic base boistinker

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Flickering Lodge

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Puce Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: startled electric fortuitous meteor location

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic mauve yarmulke

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: haunting chartreuse parlor

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Pale ticket booth voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Arousing community account depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: bat shit crazy toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: comical tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: angry skinny woman

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: haunting chartreuse parlor

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: arrogant parlour sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Nudist sticky gunner

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: obsidian brethren

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Copper vivacious library azn

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: haunting chartreuse parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: crystalline roast beef

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Primrose Sickened Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Effete pisswyrm

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: green appetizing pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Duck-like twinkling kitty cat piazza

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Trailer Park

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Amber cheese-eating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: gaped adventurous tanning salon

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Stirring jew fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Blue cumskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: impertinent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Red Irradiated Resort

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: impertinent useless brakes

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: gay dilemma dragon

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: milky wonderful stead

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Olive center cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Nudist sticky gunner

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: galvanic halford ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: dull nofapping locale pozpig

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia concupiscible native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Overrated box office chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: mind-boggling gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: mind-boggling gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Heady cowardly mother theater stage

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: racy hall becky

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Olive center cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: racy hall becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Dark Corner Selfie

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Self-centered area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: galvanic halford ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: opaque ceo jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Mischievous Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Mischievous Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Mischievous Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Odious canary kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Swollen volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: ivory prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Brilliant field mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Puce Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: cobalt at-the-ready school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Demanding Maroon Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Blue cumskin property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: coral multi-colored menage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring jade cruise ship electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Saffron Aromatic Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: aggressive stimulating milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Saffron Aromatic Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Clear Cracking Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Tripping cerebral bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: floppy avocado forum jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Tripping cerebral bawdyhouse french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling gas station corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: glittery french temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine 180 Legend Police Squad

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: excitant state feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: White laser beams antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Saffron Aromatic Address



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Sapphire Passionate Heaven Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Clear Cracking Public Bath



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: razzle stag film



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#49948355)