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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:40 AM Author: Histrionic Cheese-eating Step-uncle's House Corn Cake Go:
http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/faculty_staff/degroff.cfm
http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/faculty_staff/pryor.cfm
Rules: full professors preferred (not assistant); adjunct and legal writing instructors don't count |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:41 AM Author: yellow native pozpig Dude, those aren't even in the ballpark of the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677157) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:47 AM Author: mint narrow-minded love of her life ROFL I like where this thread is going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677166) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:12 AM Author: Trip Half-breed Trump Supporter "adjunct and legal writing instructors don't count"
Phew.... no wonder I didn't make the list! |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Chartreuse Infuriating Messiness Dilemma Dude is a Fulbright scholar and Wisconsin is not a bad school... It's a better school than Rutgers, where Elizabeth Warren got her J.D., and she's clearly qualified. I don't know what the fuck your problem is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078301) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:40 PM Author: Vermilion university kitty credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033874) |
Date: May 8th, 2009 8:44 AM Author: yellow native pozpig http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/benson.htm http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/buttrey.htm Etc. |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:47 AM Author: Big station new version i just threw up a little (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677165) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:49 AM Author: yellow native pozpig See, the key is to find people who never even practiced at a law firm. That first Regent guy was at Hunton & Williams. You can't possibly compare him to a guy from a directional Michigan school who hung a shingle and now teaches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677167) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:49 AM Author: mint narrow-minded love of her life Holy fucking shit. I couldn't possibly see anyone having a worse pedigree than that [edit]. At least the bald dood argued in front of the Mich Supremes and has his own radio show. Saginaw Valley State College --> Cooley --> glorified intern for STATE circuit judge. You have got to be kidding me.
I don't know who is pwned harder by life- her or her students. Upon reflection, I guess the answer is obviously her students, but damn. |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:54 AM Author: Big station new version yeah. they're paying 30K to learn from that bitch. but christ anyone who goes to a school that publishes its own rankings has it coming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677172) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: Geriatric Vibrant Senate holy shit, I didn't know that. That's hilarious!
http://www.cooley.edu/rankings/overall2008.htm
I like some of the factors they use:
"Total Law School Square Footage"
"Non-Library Total Square Footage"
"Total Minority Enrollment"
"Total J.D. Enrollment"
"Number of Minority Faculty"
Somehow, Cooley thinks that each of these should count just as much as the LSAT median of the students when evaluating the quality of law schools. LOL |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:26 PM Author: Rough-skinned frum haunted graveyard yarmulke Holy fucking shit. How is this school not shut down by the police yet? This is fucking robbery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033779) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:33 PM Author: Vivacious market the library sq footage thing has always cracked my shit up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244517) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:17 AM Author: Chartreuse Infuriating Messiness Dilemma it gets worse. michigan circuit courts arent even appellate courts. they try felonies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734820) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:51 AM Author: emerald business firm filthpig To be fair,
apparently they take appeals from traffic court. and technically they're the court of last resort for ur pissing in public citation. i can smell the preftige from across the room.
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM Author: Histrionic Cheese-eating Step-uncle's House Corn Cake The second one is a solid contender. Jeannette Buttrey. Has never seen a courtroom, JD from Cooley, couldn't even get a law firm job. Worked her way up from research and writing instructor at Cooley. That's pretty bad. She's a full prof. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677187) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:03 AM Author: Red erotic masturbator faggotry She is an associate prof, it seems. http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/bibbuttrey.htm |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:19 AM Author: emerald business firm filthpig check her student case comment topic -- expectation of privacy in a PUBLIC REST ROOM.
*painfully obvious and unfunny loyola bathroom exerbike dig removed by moderator* |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:20 AM Author: emerald business firm filthpig i'm looking forward to her next masterwork of legal scholarship. at her current blistering pace of one publication per decade, it should be out any day now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073353) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:40 AM Author: emerald business firm filthpig check it -- three degrees of separation from YALE:
Jeanette R. Buttrey, Michigan's Rape-Shield Statute and the Admissibility of Evidence that a Child Complainant has been Previously Molested, 15 T.M. Cooley L. Rev. 391 (1998).
cited in:
Marah deMeule, Privacy Protections for the Rape Complainant: Half a Fig Leaf, 80 N.D. L. Rev. 145, 153 n.74 (2004).
cited in:
Julia Simon-Kerr, Unchaste and Incredible: The Use of Gendered Conceptions of Honor in Impeachment, 117 Yale L.J. 1854, 1893 n.181 (2008).
how many of u miserable shitbags can say THAT?
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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:28 PM Author: Vigorous Box Office "Law isn't a profession. It's a calling." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678663) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:04 PM Author: hairraiser grizzly feces made me cringe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245805) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:40 AM Author: jade judgmental shrine multi-billionaire Dude, that chick was on law review. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734584) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 10:17 AM Author: sapphire wonderful abode in spanish buttrey means butt king. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12072997) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:23 AM Author: Fragrant Indian Lodge Useless Brakes LOL
remember that closer, Ray King? |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:55 PM Author: Light corner mental disorder ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074061) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 1:19 PM Author: Greedy Lavender Site Antidepressant Drug Before joining the Cooley faculty, Professor Benson enjoyed 21 years experience as a litigator and tried dozens of jury trials in both civil and criminal courts throughout Michigan. He has argued cases before the Michigan Supreme Court, Michigan Court of Appeals, circuit, probate, and district courts, federal district and bankruptcy courts, Worker’s Compensation Bureau, American Arbitration Association, and Drivers License Appeal Division.
I'd rather have him than some double ivy faggot who never did anything and doesn't actually teach law. |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:14 PM Author: Crystalline Pontificating Casino Really Tough Guy I actually agree with this despite his weak academic creds.
For the record though, there are NO ivy league law schools. |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:41 PM Author: iridescent people who are hurt I took a business law class in UG where the teacher had similar credentials, and I easily learned more about contracts than my law school professor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077566) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:14 PM Author: Contagious scourge upon the earth cr I actually like this guy's background (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035984) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 6:58 PM Author: arrogant twinkling plaza persian I snickered when I read "J.D. Cooley Law School, 1986."
I heartily laughed when I read "He has argued cases before the . . . Drivers License Appeal Division." |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:28 AM Author: Gay indecent clown Saginaw Valley State College? Is that on a fucking indian reservation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14239981) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:57 AM Author: yellow native pozpig http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/clement.htm http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/faulkner.html http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/flores.htm http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/marksd.html |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:59 AM Author: Big station new version how much do you think these morons make? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677175) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:42 PM Author: Glassy parlour you think they are morons because? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073968) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:08 PM Author: arrogant twinkling plaza persian http://www.saltlaw.org/userfiles/SALT%20salary%20survey%202007-2008.pdf
About $152,557 |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:59 AM Author: mint narrow-minded love of her life The first woman clerked for the Mich Supreme Court, that's gotta be worth something. The rest are straight up TTTTTTTTT. None of them can hold a candle to that woman above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677176) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:02 AM Author: Dashing juggernaut Um, I don't know if you even read her bio, but she's kind of a big deal...
"As a Cooley student, Professor Buttrey won seven American Jurisprudence Awards and Certificates of Merit." |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:04 AM Author: Mildly autistic therapy lol, Davenport is a for-profit university and I think it's also online. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750763) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:25 PM Author: Nudist irradiated coldplay fan chad the first 2 and the last one look like white trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033769) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:00 AM Author: yellow native pozpig http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/mckneelen.htm http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/mitchell.htm http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/oleary.htm http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/ray.html http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/russell.htm |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:03 AM Author: awkward state becky it does take skill to land cum laude at cooley, however.
but damn, that is what we here call INCEST. |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:05 AM Author: mint narrow-minded love of her life "She also supervised third-year law students in the KRAMER Law Clinic."
I'm not qualified to teach law. That's what's so INSANE about all of this! |
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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:56 PM Author: Appetizing address private investor Some of your nominees work in clinic and skill classes (see, eg, Russell). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729165) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: Nudist irradiated coldplay fan chad hey, that last woman is pretty cute. not bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033782) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:00 AM Author: awkward state becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677179) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM Author: Big station new version this guy doesn't belong here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677186) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:06 AM Author: awkward state becky oh, we're just talking edu pedigree? how about straight up incompetence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677193) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:08 AM Author: Histrionic Cheese-eating Step-uncle's House Corn Cake There is no way to objectively judge quality as an instructor or even competence apart from things like where they went to law school, what they did after law school, academic journal publications, etc. We are only judging by their website profile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677200) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:44 PM Author: Glassy parlour for the purposes of this thread you may be right, but it would be far more useful to have people bitch about specific teachers at their schools and see if there is a consensus. Least qualified and least adept are rarely correlated enough to mean jack shit in individual cases. But, let's cut on people we don't know who went and teach at Cooley |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:03 AM Author: yellow native pozpig http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MeganBittakis.htm http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MarshaFreeman.htm http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/HeliaGarridoHull.htm http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MarvinRooks.htm |
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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:19 PM Author: exhilarant property macaca I love this quote "Professor Freeman started her legal career as a law librarian before turning to the teaching of law."
What does she teach, Library Sciences or some shit?
Nope...
Administrative Law Family Law Making Divorce Work (WTF is this class?) Professional Responsibility Property
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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:12 PM Author: arrogant twinkling plaza persian If she works hard, one day she'll move up to partnership tax and federal courts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035974) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM Author: yellow native pozpig http://law.ulv.edu/faculty_administration/garcia.html http://law.ulv.edu/faculty_administration/hultman.html |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:07 AM Author: exhilarant property macaca The first one is not a real professor. I have never heard of this school. Is it accredited? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677196) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:08 AM Author: Big station new version bottom of the page: The University of La Verne College of Law has been provisionally approved by the Council of the Section of Legal Education and Admissions to the Bar of the American Bar Association since 2006. The Section of Legal Education may be contacted at 321 North Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60610 or by phone at (312) 988-6738.
who wants to call and recommend that this school not be accredited? |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:09 AM Author: exhilarant property macaca So that's a no, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677201) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:11 AM Author: yellow native pozpig http://www.abanet.org/legaled/approvedlawschools/approved.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677205) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:26 AM Author: Nubile fishy wrinkle WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALLLLLL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734881) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:10 PM Author: hairraiser grizzly feces lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245838) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:29 AM Author: Light corner mental disorder So apparently if you graduate from Cooley and manage to get a job doing anything, they'll hire you to teach there. That's a pretty sweet deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677263) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:30 AM Author: Slimy smoky pocket flask you think they make 100k+? maybe i shoudl teach for cooley |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:33 AM Author: yellow native pozpig Assistant professor: $92,000 Associate professor: $130,000 Full professor: $153,000
Given that they have 4000 kids paying $30,000 a year in tuition, they're a profit machine. http://www.saltlaw.org/files/uploads/SALT_salary_survey_2009.pdf |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:35 AM Author: Slimy smoky pocket flask wtf? why doesn't everybody just be a professor there? although it would be aggravating teaching retarded kids moderately complicated concepts like the erie doctrine |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:36 AM Author: yellow native pozpig You think they even bother with Erie? I doubt it's a big component of the Michigan bar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: Bespoke razzmatazz boistinker They do. It's a nightmare to sit through that class.
This data regarding salary is very, very interesting, however. |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:23 PM Author: provocative range LOLPWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14220972) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:35 AM Author: mint narrow-minded love of her life Wow. What a racket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677299) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 11:04 AM Author: exhilarant property macaca My guess is that these numbers are basically outright lies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677814) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:21 AM Author: Lascivious topaz pisswyrm cooley tuition is not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734842) |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:08 AM Author: Mildly autistic therapy Jesus, they should hire me. I'll be the Kingsfield of Cooley. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750773) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Avocado concupiscible sweet tailpipe goal in life With the COL being so low you could live like a king out there on $153K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078177) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: exhilarant property macaca I think we have a winner:
http://www.tsulaw.edu/faculty/profiles/Walter_Champion.asp
Bonus 1:
George Foreman Professor of Law
Bonus 2:
He's like the only white guy on the faculty. Yet compared to the minorities he is even less distinguished. Librarian to law professor in 12 months. |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:32 PM Author: Vigorous Box Office Bonus 3: He looks like he literally has downs syndrome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678705) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:12 PM Author: hairraiser grizzly feces i lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245856) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:44 PM Author: unholy supple kitchen reading party He looks like he'd smell bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678807) |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:19 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Gay Wizard Cumskin fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck im lulzing so bad in crying haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750804) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:19 PM Author: hyperventilating point A++++ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073789) |
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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:56 PM Author: Big station new version nah i think the bitch from cooley has him beat. but why would he put PhD cand on there? "i was going to get a PhD but failed" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678902) |
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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM Author: Diverse Roommate Institution Ph.D cand? Does that mean he never finished it? He only did it for two years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729220) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:09 AM Author: Red erotic masturbator faggotry You're technically only a PhD candidate after passing quals. I bet he's misusing the term. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734783) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:33 PM Author: chestnut aphrodisiac travel guidebook hominid Is that right? I thought it was Ph.D. candidate when youve been accepted to Ph.D. track, ABD after quals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073900) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:42 PM Author: Misanthropic bossy cuckold telephone Candidate is after quals. Or at least, it was for me. You may have some additional course work after quals, which means you are not yet ABD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14221146) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:34 AM Author: Red erotic masturbator faggotry correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14240022) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:13 PM Author: hairraiser grizzly feces "At the Ol 'Ball Game' and Beyond: Spectators and the Potential for Liability" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245858) |
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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:53 PM Author: Appetizing address private investor Don't be so fast to declare a winner. We have lots of TTTTerritory left to cover.
http://www.fcsl.edu/user/60 |
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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:58 PM Author: bat shit crazy ruby rigor hunting ground "Teaching and Scholarship: Using Constitutional Law, especially the commerce clause, to generate solutions to problems faced by everyday persons."
If I weren't so busy scratching my head to figure out what the hell this meant, I'd give it a 180. |
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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM Author: Appetizing address private investor It's probably a bad sign when the only journal you've published in is your own school's journal (x2)... Or having published NOTHING. I think I have a winner. |
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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:02 PM Author: Lilac candlestick maker hell hah you got it first. i laughed in the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729221) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 1:32 PM Author: Greedy Lavender Site Antidepressant Drug lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074352) |
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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM Author: Lilac candlestick maker hell "Using Constitutional Law, especially the commerce clause, to generate solutions to problems faced by everyday persons."
LOLed in the office. |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:39 AM Author: galvanic area #3 is a candidate for sure. WTF? #2 is just as unqualified but is only teaching b.s. legal writing classes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734321) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:47 AM Author: Light corner mental disorder #2 has at least been published.
And the using Con Law to solve everyday problems thing pretty much seals the deal. |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 3:10 PM Author: haunting magenta trailer park ESPECIALLY the commerce clause (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11736663) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: coral boltzmann i know someone that goes here
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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:43 AM Author: swashbuckling yapping field Should I send a resume to Cooley? I would love to get in on this. I could teach "international law" and make myself lulz every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734331) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:22 AM Author: Lascivious topaz pisswyrm You'd have to live in Michigan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734849) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:28 AM Author: swashbuckling yapping field I'm there. I could buy a $1 house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734891) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:43 AM Author: jade judgmental shrine multi-billionaire http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734601) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:48 AM Author: Light corner mental disorder ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734634) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:04 AM Author: jade judgmental shrine multi-billionaire You can have a top-notch education and be completely unqualified to teach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734747) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:21 AM Author: Chartreuse Infuriating Messiness Dilemma roflcopter, i know some of his contracts students (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734844) |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 10:50 AM Author: lime legal warrant tank being a full professor but not having a named chair means that nobody likes you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11751376) |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: pungent athletic conference hospital credited - DO NOT take him for evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11753578) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:06 AM Author: jade judgmental shrine multi-billionaire Also, it doesn't really compare to some of the Cooley profs here, but Houston/Rutgers JD is pretty fucking TTT to teach at HLS:
http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=82 |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:10 AM Author: Zombie-like death wish temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734789) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:28 AM Author: Light corner mental disorder That is the chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel for TARP, you boob.
I'd say she's somewhat qualified to teach a class on Bankruptcy. |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:39 AM Author: jade judgmental shrine multi-billionaire There's no way I possibly could have posted that ironically. I just happened to choose one of HLS's highest-paid and most famous professors. Boy do I look silly now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734981) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:44 AM Author: Light corner mental disorder Should I have somehow inferred your sarcasm? Sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11735024) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:31 AM Author: Racy Ungodly Heaven it's pretty obvious you only figured that out after the fact. your post lacked any tip-off to ironic intent. instead, you prefaced it with some inane attempt to put your offering -- you went to the HLS site and picked the worst law school you found quickly -- in context with prior ones from cooley (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073461) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: Overrated Philosopher-king not so obvious to me. you might be dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244924) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:27 PM Author: Lilac candlestick maker hell How much does she get paid? I thought she made her money off her books. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073849) |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:24 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Gay Wizard Cumskin she did the BarBri bankruptcy lecture in Illinois when i took it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750818) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: Balding tanning salon Since when does IL test bankruptcy on the bar exam? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078152) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: Racy Ungodly Heaven excellent choice, dipshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073428) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:33 AM Author: sexy flatulent milk resort i agree it's unclear that this is a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073481) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:11 AM Author: Zombie-like death wish temple http://www.law.duke.edu/fac/colemand/ No one from GULC is qualified to teach even taking a shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734792) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:03 PM Author: heady rehab water buffalo How the fuck dare you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11737750) |
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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:08 PM Author: floppy elite digit ratio You ever see Golden Eye? You know the scene where the woman tries to crush Bond with her legs? That is what awaits you if you challenge DLC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11737788) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:23 PM Author: Massive Aromatic Cruise Ship Place Of Business LOL at her putting stuff about her track and field career on her bio page.
I think that alone makes her a serious candidate. |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:08 AM Author: Abnormal principal's office http://law.shu.edu/Faculty/display-profile.cfm?customel_datapageid_4018=15004 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750772) |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:51 AM Author: Red erotic masturbator faggotry Is she supposed to be black? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750895) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:27 PM Author: razzle-dazzle coiffed stage karate 2 publications in 20 years is terrible. Don't academics get summers off to do research? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036136) |
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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:22 AM Author: up-to-no-good organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750811) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 10:15 AM Author: exhilarant property macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12072983) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: chestnut aphrodisiac travel guidebook hominid http://www.tjsl.edu/faculty_m_markey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074006) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:53 PM Author: brindle titillating set http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=49 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074048) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 3:27 PM Author: Histrionic Cheese-eating Step-uncle's House Corn Cake Ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12075387) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:53 PM Author: chestnut aphrodisiac travel guidebook hominid http://www.law.uci.edu/profile_e_chemerinsky.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074051) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 3:31 PM Author: Blathering Laughsome National Boiling Water http://www.law.umn.edu/facultyprofiles/mcgeveranw.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12075425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 5:01 PM Author: beady-eyed saffron crackhouse http://www.sulc.edu/faculty/grey.htm
In July 2002 she was featured in Ebony magazine's article on "Super Single Sisters of 2002." Amongst the other 24 women selected from the nationwide search included Judge Mablean Ephram from the popular show Divorce Court and Keshia Knight-Pulliam better known as Rudy Huxtable from The Cosby Show. |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 6:35 PM Author: Turquoise selfie liquid oxygen Subject: LONGER BUT STRONGER http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/RESUME.pdf - Only 20 pages long
http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/ - transcripts, letters of REC, awards, the works |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: Frisky Giraffe holy shit. did you see this idiot's LS grades?
http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/NSU%20LAW%20DEGREE%201.pdf
note that he was a CONDITIONAL admit @ nova
lol |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:57 PM Author: frozen turdskin Here's how he lists his PhD
"Ph.D. Criminal Justice: Current, Capella University. Minnesota, MN."
Minnesota, MN LMAO |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:59 PM Author: Bonkers meetinghouse crotch Capella Univeristy is an online school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078133) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:05 PM Author: frozen turdskin I know. But he listed it's location as Minnesota, MN. What a tard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078180) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:06 PM Author: Bonkers meetinghouse crotch Yeah, I know. You couldn't see me my disgust at getting a PhD online through the intertubes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078190) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: Massive Aromatic Cruise Ship Place Of Business Those grades were ridiculously bad. He was insane to try to finish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077459) |
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Date: November 25th, 2009 3:05 PM Author: curious stag film ratface Of all the stuff I love about this guy's insanity, my favorite is:
AWARDS 2007 Madison’s: Whose Who of Professionals 2005 Who’s Who in the Legal Field
So... you've just finished last in your class at a TTT law school and you get an invite in the mail from "Who's Who" in the Legal Field -- how do you NOT think that's a scam? |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: Mustard locus legend My shock is that he PAID for 2005 apparently, but they did not include him in 2006. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035805) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:28 PM Author: Massive Aromatic Cruise Ship Place Of Business So in conclusion, We Have a Winner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077472) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:44 PM Author: bearded soul-stirring pistol bawdyhouse technically not a law prof though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077583) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: Massive Aromatic Cruise Ship Place Of Business Did you not see the web address? He's PROFESSOR George Ackerman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077593) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:01 PM Author: Turquoise selfie liquid oxygen Subject: WHAT ABOUT DEGREES FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well page 3 of his 20 page resume does say in the EMPLOYMENT/PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE section:
>>>Doctoral Degree, Law School Teacher, Degrees For You, LLC.<<<
That's gotta count right? |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:03 PM Author: bearded soul-stirring pistol bawdyhouse it's gotta be prestigious if it doesn't even show up in a google search. wonder if he just made it up. incredible if he actually passed the bar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077729) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:19 PM Author: Turquoise selfie liquid oxygen Subject: He is licensed http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/RESUME.pdf
http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/
Its on the resume, he did pass the bar, he is an attorney, professor, military man, author. Plus he has 3 letters of recommendation from US Congressman, including one that notes that among other things he accumulated 8,000 hours of volunteer service as an undergraduate student at Florida Atlantic U, while attending school full time:
http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/congressman.pdf
http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com /PDF/volunteer%20hours%201.pdf
http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/volunteer%20hours%202.pdf
http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/VOLUNTEER%20HOURS%20AWARD.pdf |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: Massive Aromatic Cruise Ship Place Of Business As crazy as this dude is, it starts making sense when you read that he was president of the FAU chapter of AEPI. In other words, a grade-C level striver dude from Boca. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077878) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:54 PM Author: Turquoise selfie liquid oxygen Subject: I missed this earlier It takes a good hour to go through everything here
http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/ONLINE%20EXPERIENCE%20SCHOOLS%20I%20TAUGHT%20FOR.pdf
SCHOOLS I HAVE TAUGHT AT ONLINE/DISTANCE EDUCATION: American Heritage University, Law School http://www.amheritageuniv.net/school_of_law.php |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:39 PM Author: bearded soul-stirring pistol bawdyhouse lol nice grades
very good find |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:21 PM Author: Underhanded theater please explain how you found this gem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077855) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:00 PM Author: Turquoise selfie liquid oxygen Know of him through a girl he used to date that I knew from HS.
Also worth perusing his law firm website: http://www.lawgma.com/ |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:05 PM Author: Bonkers meetinghouse crotch He is experienced in "all related fields."
I also like this:Master of Science, Sports Administration, GPA: 3.8. What the hell is that? Ref school? |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:00 PM Author: frozen turdskin His JD "Final Paper" was: The USA Patriot Act: An Overview and Its Effect on Constitutional Rights
Deep. |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: Massive Aromatic Cruise Ship Place Of Business That sounds like the title of a B- high school civics class paper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078159) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:04 PM Author: frozen turdskin No, dood. I'm sure this will be looked back on as THE source of the constitutional issues involved in the US Patriot Act. I'll bump when it happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078178) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:09 PM Author: frozen turdskin His law school grades are atrocious. This is an amazing find. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078219) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Massive Aromatic Cruise Ship Place Of Business This find makes it a classic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078228) |
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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:45 PM Author: frozen turdskin 20 pages and no interests or activities section. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078615) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2009 5:00 PM Author: galvanic area This entire website is full of gold. Never have I seen a bigger loser than this guy. He must spend 4 hours a day trying to improve his resume by joining worthless organizations. His law school grades, transcripts, and general resume absurdity is complete lolz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12326179) |
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Date: November 25th, 2009 2:59 PM Author: curious stag film ratface Found gold:
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/george-ackerman/7/389/ab
He's gone BACK to school to get another worthless degree from a TTT. LMAO. This guy is addicted to school and worthless awards, associations, and degrees. I'm serious, this is likely a real addiction. |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:36 PM Author: Rough-skinned frum haunted graveyard yarmulke Holy fuck. He listed internet explorer under "Skills".
HOLY FUCK.
THIS CANNOT BE A REAL PERSON. IT JUST CANNOT.
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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:30 PM Author: arrogant twinkling plaza persian That's only because he has "High Speed, DSL access." You'll note that he's also certified to use Blackboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036185) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:18 PM Author: curious stag film ratface What is George Ackerman up to these days? His website is down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14220936) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:31 PM Author: Tan stimulating dragon I know. I was so fucking bummed when the links didn't work. How bad were his grades I wonder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14221049) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:18 PM Author: arrogant twinkling plaza persian Anyone else counting the font styles on that resume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036025) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:20 PM Author: arrogant twinkling plaza persian 2003-2006 Doctoral Degree, Law School Teacher, Degrees For You, LLC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036044) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2009 4:56 PM Author: galvanic area bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12326135) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:09 PM Author: passionate orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033682) |
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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:10 PM Author: hyperventilating point aep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033691) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 9:25 AM Author: adventurous marketing idea foreskin A brutal but necessary exercise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14240717) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:35 AM Author: odious domesticated main people ticket booth http://www.asl.edu/faculty/index.aspx
The whole faculty |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:05 PM Author: learning disabled umber brunch wagecucks pales in comparison to cooley, however. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14241722) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:34 PM Author: Boyish gas station mad cow disease 2 JDs from Penn 1 Boalt 1 GULC |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Angry sepia library black woman Holy shit, check out Regent Law Review's write-on competition.
SUBMISSION PROCEDURES
Writing Topic: This year’s writing topic is a semi-open topic. Any paper submitted that otherwise complies with the rules will be considered if it is scholarly material of publishable quality that advocates a legal position consistent with the Regent University Law Review mission statement as set forth below:
The Mission of the Law Review is to bring glory to God and to make the character and person of Jesus Christ known through the publication of excellent and principled legal scholarship. The Law Review strives to achieve this mission in the following ways: (1) The publication of well-written scholarship that demonstrates the application of Christian principles to legal issues; (2) the publication of well-written scholarship that benefits the practicing bar; (3) the training of Law Review members in legal writing and editing; and (4) the equipping of Law Review members for effective leadership in the legal community.
Although the Law Review encourages students to consider incorporating biblical principles into their submissions, a paper will not be penalized merely because it does not explicitly include biblical integration.
http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/student_life/studentorgs/lawreview/writingcomp.cfm |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:20 PM Author: arrogant twinkling plaza persian Keep Your Hands to Yourself: Christ's Absolute Immunity from Negligent Supervision Claims Involving Sexually Malevolent Preachers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245913) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: rambunctious halford space my torts professor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244502) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: Crusty forum Wait so let me get this straight.
These Cooley professors went to shitty law schools where they probably got full scholarships because of how shitty law school is, and then they got jobs as professors at an even shittier law school making $150,000 a year with no debt.
And you people are making fun of them? lmao, many of you are hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and don't even have jobs lmao.
The irony is strong. |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:22 PM Author: arrogant twinkling plaza persian Decent income.
Morally repugnant job. |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:21 PM Author: Comical Factory Reset Button Home I taught legal writing for a semester so I belong on your list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244940) |
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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:54 PM Author: Chrome mexican you are a wierd guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245754) |