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Hypo: Kick five U.S. states out of the Union BUT give them nukes

You can expel five American states from the Union. The U.S....
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
Do we even have 25 nuclear subs?
costumed amber jewess
  05/25/13
We have 42 Los Angeles class active subs alone.
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
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Sable Theater
  05/25/13
California, OFS
Cracking bipolar pistol
  05/25/13
what's the point of giving them nukes? to defend from foreig...
Copper Confused Multi-billionaire
  05/25/13
Defend them from foreigners, sure.
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
lol we would nuke you blue state fucks so fast you wouldnt k...
Razzle coldplay fan
  05/25/13
Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona
costumed amber jewess
  05/25/13
brb mexico just became a superpower
Copper Confused Multi-billionaire
  05/25/13
rationale??
Razzle coldplay fan
  05/25/13
Controlling the Pacific, technology, and some mountains woul...
costumed amber jewess
  05/25/13
Congrats, the Rocky Mountains now becomes the newly establis...
rusted personal credit line center
  05/25/13
You'd give away the entire Pacific?
Flushed Address
  05/25/13
I would live in the new country. More like I'd take away ...
costumed amber jewess
  05/25/13
LOL, good luck without a Navy.
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
I'm not sure Nevada is worth it. It might be better to trade...
costumed amber jewess
  05/25/13
Hawaii's deadweight.
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
the concession doesn't make sense
Provocative Dull Corner Becky
  05/25/13
Not at all. Why the fuck would we give MOAR nations Nukes...
rusted personal credit line center
  05/25/13
Yeah, no continent can survive with multiple nuclear-armed n...
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
NY, CA, IL, PA, MA
Exciting lavender institution sex offender
  05/25/13
What are the 5 most worthless states in the Union?
adventurous godawful mad cow disease
  05/25/13
the states with the most shitlibs
Exciting lavender institution sex offender
  05/25/13
...
Razzle coldplay fan
  05/26/13
1. Hawaii 2. Florida 3. Maine 4. Washington 5. Oregon
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
Hawaii is a good buffer, though, if we ever got into a milit...
adventurous godawful mad cow disease
  05/25/13
No, it isn't. A better buffer would be sending aid to the F...
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
all the blue states with 20+ electoral votes
doobsian awkward ceo
  05/25/13
*expels states* *gives them nukes* *shitlibs refuse nu...
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
...
Razzle coldplay fan
  05/26/13
Well the concession makes this Hypo stupid, but I'd give awa...
razzmatazz casino gay wizard
  05/25/13
No, the concession makes this hypo a little more complex tha...
Sable Theater
  05/25/13
(MAF Reptile)
razzmatazz casino gay wizard
  05/25/13
I would kick out Texas-Oklahoma-Louisiana-North Dakota-Alask...
dashing aqua pit
  05/25/13
purely for purposes of a strong america and weak other state...
mint prole range
  05/26/13


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Date: May 25th, 2013 8:46 PM
Author: Sable Theater

You can expel five American states from the Union. The U.S. will no longer collect taxes from them, nor will it send welfare payments. The newly independent states will also be guaranteed membership in the U.N., if desired, or the option to join another country.

In exchange, the U.S. will leave 100 nuclear missiles, 50 nuclear-armed aircraft, and 5 nuclear submarines.

Pick five.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23269695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: costumed amber jewess

Do we even have 25 nuclear subs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270395)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Sable Theater

We have 42 Los Angeles class active subs alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270534)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Sable Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270388)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Cracking bipolar pistol

California, OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270397)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Copper Confused Multi-billionaire

what's the point of giving them nukes? to defend from foreign invaders? to give them some sort of status in the world as a powerful country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270407)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Sable Theater

Defend them from foreigners, sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270581)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle coldplay fan

lol we would nuke you blue state fucks so fast you wouldnt know what hit you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270412)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: costumed amber jewess

Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270417)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Copper Confused Multi-billionaire

brb mexico just became a superpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270427)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Razzle coldplay fan

rationale??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270447)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: costumed amber jewess

Controlling the Pacific, technology, and some mountains would be nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270467)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: rusted personal credit line center

Congrats, the Rocky Mountains now becomes the newly established DMZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270461)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: Flushed Address

You'd give away the entire Pacific?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270468)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: costumed amber jewess

I would live in the new country.

More like I'd take away the Pacific.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270473)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: Sable Theater

LOL, good luck without a Navy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270603)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: costumed amber jewess

I'm not sure Nevada is worth it. It might be better to trade Nevada for Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270510)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: Sable Theater

Hawaii's deadweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270609)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Provocative Dull Corner Becky

the concession doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270453)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: rusted personal credit line center

Not at all.

Why the fuck would we give MOAR nations Nukes.

Especially when they are IN THE SAME FUCKING CONTINENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270463)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Sable Theater

Yeah, no continent can survive with multiple nuclear-armed nations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270597)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Exciting lavender institution sex offender

NY, CA, IL, PA, MA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270545)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: adventurous godawful mad cow disease

What are the 5 most worthless states in the Union?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270595)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: Exciting lavender institution sex offender

the states with the most shitlibs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270631)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Razzle coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271319)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Sable Theater

1. Hawaii

2. Florida

3. Maine

4. Washington

5. Oregon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270639)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: adventurous godawful mad cow disease

Hawaii is a good buffer, though, if we ever got into a military conflict with an Asian power, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270653)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: Sable Theater

No, it isn't. A better buffer would be sending aid to the Filipinos or establishing a joint command at Guam. This isn't 1940.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270662)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: doobsian awkward ceo

all the blue states with 20+ electoral votes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270600)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Sable Theater

*expels states*

*gives them nukes*

*shitlibs refuse nukes*

*are invaded by russia, raped, killed*

*everybody wins*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270648)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:13 AM
Author: Razzle coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271325)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz casino gay wizard

Well the concession makes this Hypo stupid, but I'd give away Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota and Wisconsin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270656)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: Sable Theater

No, the concession makes this hypo a little more complex than NAME FIVE FAGGOT STATES, which even a mouthbreather like you could do (though not successfully).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270668)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz casino gay wizard

(MAF Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270701)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:25 PM
Author: dashing aqua pit

I would kick out Texas-Oklahoma-Louisiana-North Dakota-Alaska, then move to this glorious new reptile nuclear petro-nation.

You would have the lions share of US offshore O&G exploration, energy capital in Houston, tons of natural gas infrastructure in Oklahoma/Cushing, significant new developments in North Dakota, as well as the Alaskan oil and a location for a pacific military port to station nuclear weapons. North Dakota would be somewhat isolated, but with so many nuclear weapons and a new USA that's extremely blue Petromerica should be fine. Should be lots of oil related trade through Alaska-Canada-North Dakota. Petromerica could also threaten the new US with an oil embargo if they refuse to allow construction of a Keynstone pipeline from Canada to Houston.

part of me is sad that this won't happen, it'd be incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270733)



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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: mint prole range

purely for purposes of a strong america and weak other states that form this/these new country/countries

Hawaii

Maine

VT

NH

Wyoming



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271269)