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Just did my first criminal court hearing, wow lmao

Was pretty nervous. Misdemeanor case. Had to look up what ap...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
You and your raghead client need to go back
disco fries' big fat nude butt
  03/12/25
Client is Jewish actually
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
That’s even worse
disco fries' big fat nude butt
  03/12/25
is that that accountant that cooked the books or w/e?
A Prince of Spice
  03/12/25
Nah he’s a doctor. But this hearing was for his 87 yo ...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
wow, a family of jews in trouble for financial malfeasance (...
A Prince of Spice
  03/12/25
OP outed himself as jewish. no LA jew financial criminal is ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/12/25
this is unrelated to my practice area and it's a misdemeanor...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
never doing this again i hated being in court
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
lol
blow off some steam
  03/12/25
why would you get involved in crim law and charge someone fo...
internet g0y
  03/12/25
because he's a good jewish person and great at his job
blow off some steam
  03/12/25
it took all of 10 minutes (besides the waiting) and a crim l...
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
this is more pathetic than your shitty cooking
blow off some steam
  03/12/25
you can just do the arraignment next time then ask for cont...
Bill Pullman circa Lost Highway (1997)
  03/12/25
good to know my man, thank you
Paralegal Mohammad
  03/12/25
I just started doing crim too. It’s fun
scholarship
  03/12/25
idk even know wtf you are talking about, wtf does "get ...
hank_scorpio
  03/12/25
Did the judge ask your client why he hired a goat fuckin tow...
Penis Six Nine
  03/12/25


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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

Was pretty nervous. Misdemeanor case. Had to look up what appearing under 977 meant. Asked to continue the arraignment 90 days because client needs more time to get his place under compliance. Faggot pros objected and the judge only granted 45 days. Feel kinda bad and like it’s my fault but this is like the third extension clients were asking for, case has been going on since last summer.

Doing this as a favor for a client, this is not my practice area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740406)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: disco fries' big fat nude butt

You and your raghead client need to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740407)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

Client is Jewish actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740410)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: disco fries' big fat nude butt

That’s even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740412)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: A Prince of Spice (gunneratttt)

is that that accountant that cooked the books or w/e?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740413)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

Nah he’s a doctor. But this hearing was for his 87 yo dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740419)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: A Prince of Spice (gunneratttt)

wow, a family of jews in trouble for financial malfeasance (i assume). wow, must be the first time that's happened! bad luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740423)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP outed himself as jewish. no LA jew financial criminal is hiring an arab lawyer. not like it's hard to find a jewish lawyer in LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740424)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

this is unrelated to my practice area and it's a misdemeanor case, i'm charging him like $400 for this. dad didn't have an attorney for the prior hearings and last time the judge told him he had to have one, so his son asked me to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48740438)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

never doing this again i hated being in court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742011)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: blow off some steam

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742018)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: internet g0y

why would you get involved in crim law and charge someone for it lol. just tell him to hire an actual crim lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742021)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: blow off some steam

because he's a good jewish person and great at his job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742026)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

it took all of 10 minutes (besides the waiting) and a crim lawyer would've been a lot more expensive, i did it as a favor because he's already paid me like $20k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742027)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: blow off some steam

this is more pathetic than your shitty cooking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742033)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Bill Pullman circa Lost Highway (1997) (luis)

you can just do the arraignment next time then ask for continuances at the pretrial hearings after arraignment. it's a little odd to continue the arraignment a bunch of times, especially on a misdemeanor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742085)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

good to know my man, thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742112)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: scholarship

I just started doing crim too. It’s fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742506)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

idk even know wtf you are talking about, wtf does "get his place in order" mean regarding an arraignment? You are not going to beat charges at a fucking arraignment wtf are you trying to continue it again for, you're lucky the judge is being nice to your dumbass client honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742516)



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Date: March 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Did the judge ask your client why he hired a goat fuckin towel head from sandland? The judge probably dislikes how you make the courtroom smell like barnyard shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693056&forum_id=2#48742561)