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Team of 25 XOers, could you win ONE game in a 162 game mlb season

You get to practice for two years. You get unlimited trai...
Mustard curious stage son of senegal
  05/01/25
Are there even 25 unique poasters left?
Violet mad cow disease rehab
  05/01/25
cq
Godawful international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  05/01/25
I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder ...
lascivious sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  05/01/25
how close to bats are they?
aqua foreskin coldplay fan
  05/01/25
terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in t...
Obsidian hominid
  05/01/25
i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard
aqua foreskin coldplay fan
  05/01/25
...
Violet mad cow disease rehab
  05/02/25
Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and unde...
Mustard curious stage son of senegal
  05/02/25
We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a de...
Fragrant old irish cottage
  05/02/25
Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats
Motley Site Depressive
  05/01/25
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Violet mad cow disease rehab
  05/02/25
I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters
Godawful international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  05/01/25
...
Violet mad cow disease rehab
  05/02/25
Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew?
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  05/02/25
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Mustard curious stage son of senegal
  05/02/25
100% We may not have the finesse or skill but we would pl...
White Community Account Voyeur
  05/01/25
that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to la...
Violent Effete Idiot Antidepressant Drug
  05/01/25
Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet th...
White Community Account Voyeur
  05/01/25
enormously but he only needs one game
Violent Effete Idiot Antidepressant Drug
  05/01/25
I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could trai...
Poppy cerebral quadroon
  05/01/25
maybe even string those innings together back to back and pi...
White Community Account Voyeur
  05/01/25
I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like ...
Poppy cerebral quadroon
  05/01/25
This
Mustard curious stage son of senegal
  05/02/25
There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90...
stimulating parlour organic girlfriend
  05/02/25
Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without te...
Mustard curious stage son of senegal
  05/02/25
I agree it might be a possible to win a game or two. Coll...
Poppy cerebral quadroon
  05/02/25
This. And XOers would be full time practicing for two years....
Mustard curious stage son of senegal
  05/02/25
I think the hypo should be amended to where the players woul...
Poppy cerebral quadroon
  05/02/25
This. Bald lawyer takes Braves closer deep after the closer ...
Mustard curious stage son of senegal
  05/02/25
Those "position players" almost always pitched in ...
White Community Account Voyeur
  05/02/25
LMAO brother
Fragrant old irish cottage
  05/02/25
Cr it's egregious flame who am I kidding
Poppy cerebral quadroon
  05/02/25
one of the most retarded hypos in history
Vigorous avocado mediation sanctuary
  05/02/25
Y?
Mustard curious stage son of senegal
  05/02/25
Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers
Milky diverse affirmative action
  05/02/25
Major Heeb
Comical Church Party Of The First Part
  05/02/25
Against the Rockies this year, definitely.
Odious yellow resort
  05/02/25
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Galvanic Outnumbered Dilemma Faggot Firefighter
  05/03/25
Only if it’s 25 pumos
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  05/03/25
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Mustard curious stage son of senegal

You get to practice for two years.

You get unlimited training access

Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats

You’re paid your current salary so you don’t need to work

No one will get hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897594)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Violet mad cow disease rehab

Are there even 25 unique poasters left?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897651)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Godawful international law enforcement agency toilet seat

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897844)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: lascivious sweet tailpipe indian lodge

I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder 161, but that seems really boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897740)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: aqua foreskin coldplay fan

how close to bats are they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897747)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Obsidian hominid

terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in the first inning unless somehow one of the poasters is a former college pitcher and still under ~35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897788)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: aqua foreskin coldplay fan

i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897789)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Violet mad cow disease rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898301)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Mustard curious stage son of senegal

Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and under 35 XO would TOTALLY have a chance at not getting mercy ruled by the first inning. Mediocre Tufts pitchers struck out Tatis Jr all the time nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898212)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Fragrant old irish cottage

We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a decent HS baseball player, I'm confident I could start for the xo trumpmos, and we'd have 0.0% chance to win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899819)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Motley Site Depressive

Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897807)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: Violet mad cow disease rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898304)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Godawful international law enforcement agency toilet seat

I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897843)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: Violet mad cow disease rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898302)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: Scarlet federal box office sneaky criminal

Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898352)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Mustard curious stage son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898360)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: White Community Account Voyeur

100%

We may not have the finesse or skill but we would play dirty as fuck, throwing high, hard, and inside, sliding feet first with cleats up, etc. Sooner or later we'd hurt enough dudes to take a forfeit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897849)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Violent Effete Idiot Antidepressant Drug

that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to law school around 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897851)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: White Community Account Voyeur

Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet the last 20 years. How much would having xoxo poasters field for him increase his ERA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897871)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Violent Effete Idiot Antidepressant Drug

enormously but he only needs one game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897872)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Poppy cerebral quadroon

I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could train me. If my life depended on it I could probably pitch once every 5 days. If you can throw 85 consistently and with location you could probably pitch 4-5 scoreless innings a couple times in a full season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897890)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: White Community Account Voyeur

maybe even string those innings together back to back and pitch a complete game shutout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897904)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Poppy cerebral quadroon

I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like 7 or 8. I said in a whole season I might go scoreless a couple of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897932)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:59 AM
Author: Mustard curious stage son of senegal

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898213)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: stimulating parlour organic girlfriend

There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90s with sick sliders etc. Ur ERA would be infinite because you would never record an out. You also don't "throw 85 consistently" and if ur "pitches" ever got near the strike zone, every player in the league would launch them 400 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899807)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Mustard curious stage son of senegal

Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me you know nothing about baseball. Position players sometimes pitch in blowout games and they record outs. They don’t practice pitching. In this hypothetical the pitchers would be training. No doubt they will get some outs and if they string together enough they might win a game or two. Will this team lose 150 games? Yes but they might win a couple by pure luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899825)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Poppy cerebral quadroon

I agree it might be a possible to win a game or two.

College teams usually get blown out in spring training but sometimes they keep the score under 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899954)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Mustard curious stage son of senegal

This. And XOers would be full time practicing for two years. College baseball players have to go to class etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900148)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Poppy cerebral quadroon

I think the hypo should be amended to where the players would have to practice law part time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900192)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Mustard curious stage son of senegal

This. Bald lawyer takes Braves closer deep after the closer accidentally leaves a 98 mph fastball over the plate and rounds the bases with a Torts book as the XO team clinches the Wild Card birth. “Yeah I think with a few years practice we can definitely luck into a wild card spot. I mean that’s three now!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900212)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: White Community Account Voyeur

Those "position players" almost always pitched in high school, college, or the minors. They aren't just putting random dudes on the mound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Fragrant old irish cottage

LMAO brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899823)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Poppy cerebral quadroon

Cr it's egregious flame who am I kidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899952)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Vigorous avocado mediation sanctuary

one of the most retarded hypos in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899725)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Mustard curious stage son of senegal

Y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899905)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Milky diverse affirmative action

Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899820)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Comical Church Party Of The First Part

Major Heeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899929)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Odious yellow resort

Against the Rockies this year, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900303)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Dilemma Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900687)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:46 AM
Author: exciting emerald national weed whacker

Only if it’s 25 pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900726)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Vivacious dead liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900728)