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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
snowy quadroon
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
Glittery frisky cuckoldry locus
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
Chrome hominid potus
  05/13/26
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doobsian supple clown
  05/13/26
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walnut main people orchestra pit
  05/13/26
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Abusive masturbator
  05/13/26
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salmon thriller plaza
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
Ocher temple twinkling uncleanness
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
snowy quadroon
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
Ocher temple twinkling uncleanness
  05/13/26
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walnut main people orchestra pit
  05/13/26
I got a 4
Angry library
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
pea-brained shivering hospital
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
Odious low-t organic girlfriend affirmative action
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
walnut main people orchestra pit
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
Cerebral gas station
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
Wine regret pozpig
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
Smoky Dashing Degenerate
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
Cerebral gas station
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
Metal beady-eyed place of business state
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: snowy quadroon

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Glittery frisky cuckoldry locus

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Chrome hominid potus

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: doobsian supple clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884450)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: walnut main people orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Abusive masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884671)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: salmon thriller plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49885128)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Ocher temple twinkling uncleanness

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: snowy quadroon

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Ocher temple twinkling uncleanness

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: walnut main people orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Angry library

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: pea-brained shivering hospital

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Odious low-t organic girlfriend affirmative action

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: walnut main people orchestra pit

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Cerebral gas station

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Wine regret pozpig

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Smoky Dashing Degenerate

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Cerebral gas station

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Metal beady-eyed place of business state

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2#49885250)