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Married for 10 years bored of sex with my wife
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:01 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican sex is pretty vanilla. missionary. then her on top. the doggy. i think ive been watching too much porn as my expectations may be a bit unrealistic. no anal, btw. how do I get my wife to be a dirty slut in bed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758251) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:45 PM Author: Walnut appetizing persian start showing interest in other women, make her jealous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758818) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:07 PM Author: bat shit crazy dilemma Just quit porn cold turkey. It's going to be hard for 4 weeks (no pun intended), but it will completely change your life. I didn't realize how fucked in the head porn made me until I quit. It's not a real addiction the same way heroin is, but it completely fucks up your world view. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761435) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:08 PM Author: kink-friendly cyan sweet tailpipe http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=TotbU952HNk&NR=1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761438) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:08 PM Author: salmon gas station sneaky criminal cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761448) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:07 AM Author: Costumed den cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764311) |
Date: May 24th, 2012 1:03 PM Author: Racy business firm http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955555&forum_id=2#20754980 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758262) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:05 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758272) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:11 PM Author: Racy business firm vanilla extract and vanilla beans are brown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758313) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:12 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican which means what exactly and is related to my OP how? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758320) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:07 PM Author: hilarious brunch cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758286) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:10 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican Lol. She is a lightweight. Two cranberry vodka's and she can't walk a straight line. We have a very good marriage, and while we both enjoy the sex (that's what she says at least), I want to try diffferent things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758309) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 12:24 AM Author: 180 emerald parlor TELL HER YOU DUMB FAGGOT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20762704) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 12:26 AM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican I have told her. she isn't interested in trying new shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20762722) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 7:59 AM Author: Vivacious Flesh Office Fortuitous Meteor Then try new shit with a different girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764213) |
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Date: May 29th, 2012 1:17 AM Author: tantric space this. woman should know that if she won't do it for you, some other woman will. some women seem to have forgotten how it works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20784940) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:11 PM Author: razzle state lol at getting married (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758314) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:14 PM Author: razzle-dazzle depressive temple Kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758333) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:14 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican yes, 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758337) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:15 PM Author: razzle state hahaha, we're into killself territory
you're a domesticated little bitch with 2 rugrats and a wife with a stretched out pussy and you want hot sex. LOL just LOL. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:19 PM Author: Talented knife This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758359) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: razzle-dazzle depressive temple Sorry duder. You are fucked. Ask for an affair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758374) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Talented knife He shld go to Vegas and say he away on business. Bang shitloads of hookers and then come back releived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758380) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:32 PM Author: Costumed den Kids dont affect pussy tightness quality after a short recovery period. Especially for fit women. Sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758443) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:29 PM Author: razzle state (desperate shrew) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758743) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:04 AM Author: Costumed den Nope. Sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764305) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:26 PM Author: Orchid tripping voyeur stead lololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761130) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:04 AM Author: Costumed den Sorry bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764304) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:42 PM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button BS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761264) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:04 AM Author: Costumed den Sorry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764303) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:59 AM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button Don't be sorry. Everyone is wrong sometimes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764433) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:02 AM Author: Costumed den True, no need to feel sorry for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764437) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:04 AM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button There really isn't, since I'm not being a massive cockgobbler on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764442) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:54 PM Author: copper thriller lay *woman without kids or delusional aspie virgin* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761338) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:03 AM Author: Costumed den LOL, im a guy with 2 kids. How many of you twats responding are a guy with kids?? Oh yeah, NONE. Faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764301) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:06 AM Author: razzmatazz main people piazza so you're extrapolating from your own anecdotal experience with your ugly wife to what is normal with most chicks? Solid logic bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764308) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:14 AM Author: Costumed den No, this is based on reading and what doctors have said. My own experience confirms it. What is the basis of your position and everyone else who is disagreeing? Oh yeah, NOTHING.
The vagina heals right back to as good as ever. It's a very adaptable muscle/organ.
Beyond virginity, tightness of the vagina is mainly a factor of the woman's core fitness. If a woman lets herself go after having kids, then having kids might be said to have caused a loose vagina indirectly. But the real cause is the woman being out of shape. |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:21 AM Author: razzmatazz main people piazza you're a retard. Vaginal rejuvenation is like the most popular plastic surgery after the boob job because women's vaginas get wrecked from shitting out multiple kids.
If we're talking exclusively about very young women under the age of 25, then there probably isn't that much of a difference but you're fucking high if you think that older women are the same after launching a football out of their twats. Do you know what an Episiotomy is? They have to literally cut through the woman's asshole and perineum because the vagina is not flexible enough to birth the child. That's how fucking destructive that shit can be. This is a very common procedure. |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:30 AM Author: Costumed den That surgery is aesthetic, not functional.
Again, the problems you mention are all due to the woman being very out of shape or some other very unusual complication. Lol at being married to a woman who doesn't work out. That's the real cause. It's true that younger is better for regaining shape, smarter healthier kids, and a host of other things. Lol at being married to some shrew who isn't having kids until 32+. |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:33 AM Author: razzmatazz main people piazza there is labioplasty and then there is vaginal rejuvenation. VJ is NOT an aesthetic surgery so please stop talking out of your ass about shit you don't know about.
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:47 AM Author: Costumed den Fact remains that the vagina easily recovers to as good as new if the woman stays fit.
This is the type of thing that dudes cling to desperately when they are bitter or looking for excuses about their inability or hesitation to have a family. Oh but hey, at least I don't have to deal with those loose pussies! |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:50 AM Author: razzmatazz main people piazza sorry about the echo in your wife's holler bro. Also LOL at having two kids. Have fun with that shit brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764412) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:57 AM Author: Costumed den LOL predictable as clockwork. You are actually against having kids in general and have a complex about it. That's why you are strangely intensely interested in the science of the post-childbirth state of women's sexual organs, in search of some demented aspie justification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764430) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:03 AM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button If one wants to have kids then that's fine. But don't be one of those dumbasses that is like "oh, having kids are great and the negatives are basically non-existent. Childbirth is easy and non-painful with no lasting effects, and kids don't cost very much in time or money and your kids will surely be top 1% in everything. It is just great!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764438) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:09 AM Author: Costumed den I'm not like that. Just saying this funny 'looseness' meme is more meme than reality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764457) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:13 AM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button No, no it isn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764472) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:04 AM Author: razzmatazz main people piazza not against having kids in general, just not when I'm 26 or whatever. Again, sorry you were wrong about just about everything you said above.
Sorry, your wife shits herself:
Sorry about her saggy, droopy tits. Sorry about her stretch marks. LOL at your life.
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:19 AM Author: Costumed den lolol tyft. I see you still don't have any evidence to show that you're right, not even a link or anecdote or anything. I'll come back when you do. Enjoy your future shrew wife, I'm sure you'll find a great one.
Also enjoy your low birth weight, autistic, low-IQ children born to a couple of olds.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15900226
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternal_age_effect
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/02/100208102411.htm
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/10/health/10dads.html |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:20 AM Author: razzmatazz main people piazza (26 yo guy with 2 kids and wife with a huge vagina, stretch marks, busted tits, and psychotic post-partem depression) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764490) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:57 AM Author: hilarious brunch cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764428) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:58 AM Author: Costumed den I'm not clicking on this at work, but LOL at posting a FUCKING message board post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764432) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:01 AM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button Are you kidding? At this point you're just seeing what you want to see. Look, you have that VJ is one of the most popular surgeries and you can easily find a bunch of women who are talking about this problem. Then, there's the obvious fact that one would expect that passing an equivalent of a bowling ball through your vagina will cause lasting harm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764436) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:06 AM Author: razzmatazz main people piazza noway dude. Shitting a basketball out of a 3 inch orifice is NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764449) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:08 AM Author: Costumed den Please link to exactly how prevalent this surgery is, distinguished from the more common aesthetic procedures. (Oh wait you can't, because you are making things up).
Passing a child through the vag certainly has lasting effects on the body. A material effect on the quality of its tactile feedback to a penis is not one of them, unless the woman gets and stays out of shape. As far as what one would naturally expect, women are built for a life of sexing and birthing, and muscles are known to be very adaptable organs. |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:16 AM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button "women are built for a life of sexing and birthing"
Note that childbirth was the most common cause of death for women until fairly recently. It is still the second most painful common medical event (only passing kidney stones ranking above). Just because it happens commonly doesn't mean it is without consequence. I can't stand the people who promote the notion that it is "natural" and therefore can't completely fuck women up. |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 10:22 AM Author: Costumed den I see you have no link and you admit that you are making things up. Thanks for admitting that bro.
Yes, the subpar evolutionary specimens used to die off. Yes, childbirth is a major event with huge consequences. I already agreed with that. But women get their bodies back 95% as good if they work out, especially if they are younger. If your wife is going to become a lazy fat after kids, you are in for some changes. |
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Date: June 1st, 2012 7:43 PM Author: copper thriller lay two kids as well bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20808425) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:15 PM Author: Talented knife Do you do shit when you cum? Like cum in her mouth, on her face? That is cool bro. Get her to do shit like bukkake.
Also, pull her hair? spank her? S&M shit? Rape fantasys? Dominate her? Talk dirty? |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:18 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican i dont cum on her face. sometimes in her mouth. she has no rape fantasy, and she likes very light spanking on the rare occasion. she has to be in a certain mood to want me to pull her hair or dominate her, and her idea of being dominated is for me to simply hold her hands down while i furiously fuck her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758354) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:19 PM Author: Talented knife she sounds like a femi nazi bitch.. that is the problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758357) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:20 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican No, she really isn't that type. She describes the issue as her wanting to be made love to, and I'm more interested in raunchy, dirty sex (prolly bc I watch too much porn). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758367) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Talented knife Lots of bitches say that but the love rough sex. Just take her one day when she is cooking dinner and violently pseodo rape her. Chicks like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758377) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:24 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican oh we certainly have our share of rough sex. she isn't into any forplay really. we'll fool around for a few minutes when i'd really like to have her ask me to finger her ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758389) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:27 PM Author: Talented knife dont ask just fuckign do it u are the man
this is all shit, she is ur wife u can do whatever u want to the fucking bitch and if she disagrees then just slap her and throw her against a wall
fuck man, ameircan men are so pussy |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:28 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican This isn't about being a pussy. This is more about understanding why she doesn't want to explore more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758416) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Talented knife she doesnt want to explore because she is a typical entitled american cunt
it use to be that wife's wanted to please their husbands, but now it is reverse.. they are fat obese bitches who think men are their slaves
it is fucking retarded, u need to put this bitch in her place though i imagine it is too late.. she got everythin she wanted out of u (a ring, two kids, financial security i presume) and she has nothin to lose since in the worst case she just leaves with the kids, takes half and lives off alimony and child support while u just die unhappy and abused
fuck man |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican You're exaggerating a bit, but her notion of pleasing me is giving me a blowjob once every other week, if that. So, you suggest I just slap her up, turn her over, throw some lub, and do as I please? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758445) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:41 PM Author: Talented knife Yes, man. But honestly it is too late. You should have done this when u were dating. U never set the ground rules.
I mean wtf do women expect when they give their husband a BJ once every TWO weeks, then they are shocked when they are caught with a escort somewhere.
It is too late man, but u should still at least try. Just explain u are tired and bored, and unsatisfied. And u want to feel like a man and u are just going to do as u please and she needs to accept it because as ur wife she is suppose to fucking please u.
But whatever, fuck these dumb cunts man. U just gave into her shit and now look what happened. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:36 PM Author: Transparent ticket booth Holy shit that depressed me a bit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758459) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:38 PM Author: Ebony galvanic theater stage boistinker sad part is he isn't being hyperbolic in the least (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758480) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:42 PM Author: Impressive Forum Regret Where do I subscribe to you're newsletter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758506) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:44 PM Author: Talented knife http://www.rooshv.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758526) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:49 PM Author: Costumed den When I had my 2 kids, *I* was getting what I wanted out of *her*. And not just birthing them, but being full time caretaker and raising them virtuously. That's worth a pretty penny. Being a homemaker AND a mother to 2 young babies/kids is a very, very full time job unless the mother is neglectful (e.g. puts kids in front of TV).
But LOL @ some guy having kids when he didn't want them. That is dumb I agree. I also think not wanting kids is dumb, but I can understand the fear of responsibility and the desire to be perpetually narcissistic/self-involved/free to do whatever. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 3:40 PM Author: cerebral indecent people who are hurt jfc were they Cain and Abel "worth a pretty penny" lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759090) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:18 AM Author: Costumed den Having a wife who is dedicated to raising kids well is huge in this day and age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764334) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:43 PM Author: copper thriller lay yeah but is that all you want? how does wife treat you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761272) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:17 AM Author: Costumed den No I want sex of course, and I can always get it. I'm not saying OP doesn't have any legitimate gripes, I'm just ridiculing the aspie virgins who go overboard in hating on wives/kids, mostly because they are just flame and/or very bitter lonely people who can't land a good woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764331) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:15 PM Author: bateful maroon ape old irish cottage bring home a BBC dildo. post how she reacts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758340) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Poppy insecure new version CR. Just set it quietly on the middle of the table while you're enjoying a romantic candlelight dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758378) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:27 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican This made me lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758407) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:54 PM Author: Elite learning disabled library mental disorder ARE society in a nutshell right here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758857) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: soul-stirring headpube whorehouse "now we each have one!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758379) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:29 PM Author: Costumed den Easy: stop watching so much porn. Dont you have other things to do like work, hobbies, and spend time with kids?
As for how to get your wife to do sex things, this is a dumb question. There is no general answer but of course you can do it if you set your mind to it. Hint: try giving her what she wants first. When the time is right, you take (not ask for) what you want. And you will know when the time is right. But also if you stop watching so much porn, you will mostly stop caring about these things and the sex will be hotter than if you were getting them and still watching porn. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:31 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican Thanks for the advice. I have lessened the amount of time I watch porn, but it still hasn't lessened my desire to try anal with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758437) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:35 PM Author: aphrodisiac wine pozpig set You've never done it with her? Did you do it with anyone before her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758456) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:36 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican never with her. done it a few times with other women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758463) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:40 PM Author: Costumed den See edits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758497) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:59 PM Author: Mustard blathering crackhouse Try anal then! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758613) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:33 PM Author: soul-stirring headpube whorehouse (single 35 year old white woman with IBS who loves to travel, is a foodie, and knows her mr. right is out there somewhere but still wants to have fun with 'mr. right now.') (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758448) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:36 PM Author: Costumed den No. alpha dude married 7 years. Fucked around a lot then settled down faithfully with girl who has only slept with me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758464) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:40 PM Author: Costumed den I edited my post to add more advive, if that helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758492) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Zombie-like histrionic wrinkle 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758813) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:44 PM Author: copper thriller lay I work with 50 of her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761280) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:44 PM Author: Talented knife This is horrible advice. Beta American guy pure BS and very typical sadly. The truth is this guy doesnt need to ask her anything or do anything. I am sure he is the typical married guy who is basically just a slave to his wife and kids and has no fuckin rights.
So keep watching porn, it is natural to watch it in ur situation. Actualylt ell ur bitch wife u watch it and that its because she wont do shit. Tell her she is a dumb entitled fat cunt who doesnt make u happy in bed. Tell her u will see a prostitute if things dont change.
Just be a man. U sound like a sad pussy. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:47 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican Nah bro, I am certainly not the typical American pussy father with no rights. This is the only area where I just don't get to have what I want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758547) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:49 PM Author: Talented knife LOLWAZ?
u realize that as soon as this bitch feels like it she can just take the kids, divorce u, get half ur money, and alimony and child support? so how does that make u not the typical US father without any rights?
u are a tool just like the rest of them |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:55 PM Author: Costumed den The last thing in the world that my wife would ever do is leave me. It would ruin her life if I left her.
U mad about this? |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:03 PM Author: Talented knife U are the first man in history to ever think this bro
Women are irrational and crazy and believe me she will still leave u |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 3:20 PM Author: provocative cobalt masturbator Oh he SO SO MAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758984) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:53 PM Author: Costumed den Yes, porn is just a very "natural" thing that wasn't remotely widespread in human history until a decade ago.
Again you seem to be talking about some hypothetical dude who did not want a wife and kids but got somehow got pressured into having them. I agree that dude is a little BITCH, but now he has to man up and take responsibility for his beta actions. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:08 PM Author: Talented knife Having sexual fantasy is fucking natural in men and always has been. There was caveman porn back in the day. It is fucking natural. In America ppl are unnatural and pretend to be Puritan. It is gay and fucking stupid. In Europe they arent like that.
And this guy doesn't need to MAN up by accepting his bitch circumstances. He needs to MAN up and tell his fuckin WIFE who the boss is and what she is goin to do instead of being controlled by her. She has no choice. She is his fuckin wife and his property and should be put in her fuckin god damn place instead of it being the other way around. |
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Date: May 29th, 2012 12:40 AM Author: Trip Locus (Guy who wishes it were still the 19th century)
Wives are not "property", you angry, scared caveman. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:44 PM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button You must be female. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761274) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 9:05 AM Author: Costumed den No. Watching a lot of porn is faggy and weak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20764306) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:37 PM Author: Fragrant shaky macaca hissy fit just about every married guy ever at some point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758468) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:37 PM Author: mint embarrassed to the bone house party of the first part Subject: describe what you want to do w/her, besides anal . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758469) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:40 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican spanking her over my knees, finger and lick her ass etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758496) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:43 PM Author: mint embarrassed to the bone house party of the first part Subject: she won't let you lick her ass? ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758510) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:45 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758529) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:50 PM Author: mint embarrassed to the bone house party of the first part Subject: wtf, I can see saying no to anal but this, damn . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758562) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:51 PM Author: anal mind-boggling center sex offender wtf all women love getting spanked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758569) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:45 PM Author: demanding opaque meetinghouse legend no normal woman is going to bring up and try different sexual stuff herself. all they know is what men have taught and done to them. if you want to do something, like anal, just go for it. That doesn't mean sticking your penis in right away, but it means rubbing her butthole with your finger while she's on top. if you doin't receive harsh protest, apply pressure and put it in some. Casually tell her you're curious what it would feel like to plant the seed in her mind. when you're about to do doggy, put the penis up against the butthole and apply pressure (just to get her thinking - I assume you don't normally use lube so it won't go in).
I've been with girls who told me NO, they absolutely WILL NOT do anal with me after I brought it up. a few weeks later, the seed I planted in their mind sprouted, and they came to me saying they wanted to try it.
Push her into it, but gently and progressively. don't make her associate anal with you being whiny and pushy and annoying. plant the seed, do some anal teasing, and let the idea sprout into real curiosity in her mind.
edit: also, anal is interesting and feels good, but you'll soon realize vagina is far superior. It requires too much prep and you have to be fairly gentle. It's kind of a couple times a year thing for me. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:49 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican Tried this. The most she will let is forme to finger her ass when she is riding me and only for a few minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758551) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:50 PM Author: demanding opaque meetinghouse legend you're most of the way there. lube up and do some penis teasing of the anus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758568) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:47 PM Author: aphrodisiac wine pozpig set how often do you guys fuck.
you need to start nonchalantly touching her asshold while fingering or fucking her doggy. getting her drunk would be a good idea before trying this. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 1:50 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican when she doesn't have her monthly friend, pretty much every night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758560) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:53 PM Author: Talented knife sounds like flame, if u've been married lon and sex is boring no way u do it every night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758856) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 4:51 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican Maybe I shouldn't have said that the sex is boring. Rather, our sexual relationship, if I may, is soemwhat boring to me. Regardless, I still need/want sex like most married men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759465) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:46 PM Author: copper thriller lay really? after 10 years of marriage? then wtf are you complaining about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761287) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:44 PM Author: irradiated sanctuary factory reset button Winner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761279) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: Peach dashing locale turdskin Just act out 50 Shades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758876) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 2:59 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican She says she has no interest in reading it. she relayed a story to me she had with her girlfriends about 50 shades and how she doesn't understand why any girl would want to have a butt plug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20758893) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 4:05 PM Author: Peach dashing locale turdskin Aw, man. I'm sorry about this. Get out now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759233) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 4:38 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican That's not a possibility for many reasons I won't bore you with. But in all seriousness, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to go bang hookers now? or go to massage joints with really happy endings? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759400) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 4:41 PM Author: Peach dashing locale turdskin Your marriage is already toast unless she changes, which will not happen. Otherwise:
Hookers. Or you're never happy. She'll thank you when your attitude improves and the underlying anger subsides. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 4:49 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican They are dirty as fuck. I'm trying to remember when our sexual relationship morphed from one of excitement and exploration into some boring ass shit. Just the other night, I was about to bang her doggystyle, and I turned her over to spank her ass a bit. She tightened it like crazy and made a remark on how she doesn't want/like that. I guess it was a combination of being really hot in our bedroom, which made me annoyed, the fact that I worked like a dog that day and needed to release but couldn't, and her remark about not wanting me to touch her ass, that made me incredibly angry. I just got up and punched the wall like a ffaggot married husband that I am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759457) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 4:52 PM Author: Peach dashing locale turdskin The flame went well until the punch the wall part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759473) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 4:55 PM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican Is this the latest kneejerk reaction on this board? I am not sure what you want me to say. I'm not flaming you or anyone else here. What is so hard to believe about what I said? I worked a good 13 hours, was pretty pissed off and needed to pound her the way I wanted shit. When she balked, I got pissed and punched the wall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759486) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:02 PM Author: Peach dashing locale turdskin Either way your marriage is over if the sex sucks... especially if no anal. I couldn't even date a girl who doesn't do anal.
You have two options: divorce or hookers. She won't change her view. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:47 PM Author: copper thriller lay how did she react to said wall punch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761292) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 12:17 AM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican OP here. she was a bit scared, asked if i could relax and of course, to try not to wake the kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20762669) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 4:00 PM Author: exhilarant bbw Married 10 years, 2 kids ...............
and still no anal.
That's just funny. People only get married for appearances because they clearly are not trying to fulfill their basic needs with their marriages. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 6:38 PM Author: Disrespectful nibblets Yes that struck me as particularly unadventurous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20760093) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: exciting bisexual half-breed I'm a dude and have no desire to have anal sex. That makes me weird? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761140) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:29 PM Author: exhilarant bbw Not weird. But if your wife of 10 years and 2 kids was really really really into something that isn't that unusual then it would be weird not to do it a few times to satisfy her curiosity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761161) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:39 PM Author: exciting bisexual half-breed Like what? I can understand a woman not wanting a dick in her ass. I wouldn't let my wife do something that put me in pain just because she said it gave her sexual pleasure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761240) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:50 PM Author: exhilarant bbw It's not that weird or painful so it would be reasonable to expect her to satisfy his curiosity and vice versa. But it doesn't sound like the OP has really discussed it with his wife, so she might not even know what he wants. That's what I thought was a bit weird about this scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20761307) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:02 PM Author: Adulterous curious area youre supposed to be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759518) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:59 PM Author: puce odious cuck trailer park she's being a shitty wife. after 10 years, there needs to be a A LOT of give and take. as dan savage calls it, a good LTR sexual partner should be "ggg" or 'good, giving, and game.' right now, you only fuck on her terms. she probably thinks she's keeping it spicy with a few blowjobs per month and occasionally rougher sex, but no reasonable partner would expect that to be completely fulfilling, especially after a decade.
where you have fucked up, however, is just not being straight forward with her. like others advised, don't be whiny or pushy, but just clearly let her know that you want to experiment with other shit, specifically anal. she's been your wife for 10 years and you've stuck it out with her -- getting fucked in the ass every once in a while is not some kind of outrageous or deviant sexual demand. if she won't even humor you and try it out a few times or explore the possibility, she's being a selfish twat.
just let her know that you have interest in doing other things, it's not going to become an 'every time' deal or necessarily escalate, and you think she should work with you. people get bored of fucking each other, particularly after a decade with little to no variety. you're not doing anything shitty or weird by telling her that you need more than the status quo to stay interested. |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: Peach dashing locale turdskin Damn... Good post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20759880) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 12:20 AM Author: shimmering school cafeteria mexican This is a very good post and is so spot on, especially the part where you say she probably think she's spicing things up by giving me a blowjob every once in a while. I will definitely take your advice and let her know how I feel. I don't know if it'll change anything, but I'm thinking she's too selfish to actually change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20762686) |
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Date: May 25th, 2012 1:27 AM Author: Awkward boyish parlour generalized bond Credited. If she knows the OP wants to try something like anal she could at least try it once to make him happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20763154) |
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Date: May 29th, 2012 1:29 AM Author: clear national sounds like she's not that turned on breh. You should jelq and hit the gym. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955898&forum_id=2#20785027) |
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