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Being a 25 year old virgin does you time for a lot of absurd sex

fantasies. *give you time
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
like what
Exciting godawful address
  05/26/12
I have a fantasy where I'm captured in battle and forced to ...
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
I have another fantasy where I'm on Jeopardy and every time ...
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
is Alex disgusted with you, or encouraging in a fatherly way...
Up-to-no-good Cruise Ship
  05/26/12
Alex is forced to read aloud excerpts from Penthouse Letters...
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
I thought u agreed with the other virgin poster who said tha...
Duck-like 180 Base
  05/26/12
Yeah, it's been inflated to a completely unrealistic fantasy...
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
this really isn't what i meant. i mean, i still think about ...
cracking university
  05/26/12
cr
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
I have another fantasy that the DEA finds out my penis can u...
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
I have a fantasy that there are millions of tiny women livin...
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
I have a fantasy that Roger Moore refuses to play James Bond...
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
i think you're becoming attached to your virginity. you thin...
talented lemon garrison
  05/26/12
No money, afraid of whores/pimps/police, don't want to pay f...
soggy chapel
  05/26/12
do u have your own apartment or still living with parents? I...
Duck-like 180 Base
  05/26/12
Just do money grows on trees.
soggy chapel
  05/26/12


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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: soggy chapel

fantasies.

*give you time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768517)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Exciting godawful address

like what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768522)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: soggy chapel

I have a fantasy where I'm captured in battle and forced to row on a slave ship and there's a storm and I wash up on this island (extremely buff and tan and good-looking from my time on the slave ship) and the island is populated by beautiful women who use an all-pay auction to determine mating rights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768559)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: soggy chapel

I have another fantasy where I'm on Jeopardy and every time I ring in with correctly, the buzzer stimulates my prostate. Daily Doubles involve women rubbing their tits in my face and Final Jeopardy is just everyone (audience included) masturbating furiously. I win a pleasure cruise and 10% of my winnings go to charity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768567)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Cruise Ship

is Alex disgusted with you, or encouraging in a fatherly way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768570)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:14 AM
Author: soggy chapel

Alex is forced to read aloud excerpts from Penthouse Letters written by my former lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768577)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:13 AM
Author: Duck-like 180 Base

I thought u agreed with the other virgin poster who said that you don't even feel like a sexual being anymore/can't imagine what sex would be like at all. Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768573)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:15 AM
Author: soggy chapel

Yeah, it's been inflated to a completely unrealistic fantasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768581)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: cracking university

this really isn't what i meant. i mean, i still think about sex and i masturbate pretty frequently to sexual fantasies. i don't ever think that i could actually participate though. i'll see a really hot girl and my first and only reaction will be to remember her features so i can go masturbate about her later. the thought wouldn't even occur to me to go talk to her. this is what i mean - sex is completely abstract and unachievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768618)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: soggy chapel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768623)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:17 AM
Author: soggy chapel

I have another fantasy that the DEA finds out my penis can uniquely detect the presence of cocaine in women. So I stand on the Mexican border all day patiently fucking hot gun molls and updating the President on an hourly basis (he needs the white).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768592)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:18 AM
Author: soggy chapel

I have a fantasy that there are millions of tiny women living inside the Ark of the Covenant who are just waiting to stroke my penis with their millions of tiny hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768593)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: soggy chapel

I have a fantasy that Roger Moore refuses to play James Bond unless I agree to fuck every actress (including extras) in his Bond films.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768605)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: talented lemon garrison

i think you're becoming attached to your virginity. you think it makes you special. everyone on xoxo told you to get an escort earlier this week. why didn't you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768637)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: soggy chapel

No money, afraid of whores/pimps/police, don't want to pay for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768651)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Duck-like 180 Base

do u have your own apartment or still living with parents? If the former (and even if the latter) - move to a different city/town. It doesn't seem like this city is really the right place for you mentally, or physically... a change may help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768666)



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Date: May 26th, 2012 1:01 AM
Author: soggy chapel

Just do money grows on trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956955&forum_id=2#20768759)