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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
| Cyan lettuce | 06/24/14 |
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| Cyan lettuce | 06/24/14 |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: Cyan lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: beta charcoal indirect expression stage I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed. BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner. BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is this is fine thisisfine this isf |
Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Comical point chad Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Cyan lettuce o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: beta charcoal indirect expression stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Hideous tanning salon kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: Comical point chad cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Hideous tanning salon "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: Slap-happy liquid oxygen juggernaut lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: Mauve insanely creepy property electric furnace they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Bistre clown cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: multi-colored indecent institution deer antler There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: submissive spot wagecucks (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: outnumbered curious meetinghouse oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: Trip Shitlib because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: beta charcoal indirect expression stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: Violent people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2#49057310) |