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Hypo: $10M, but yr 1st-born goes to college at Jackson State U English
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Date: February 20th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) Hypo: $10M, but yr 1st-born goes to college at Jackson State U English
Your first-born gets an autoadmit at Jackson State U. He or she must accept and must complete the degree with *ALL* credits taken in the Department Of English. This is the the faculty of that department who will be responsible for your child’s *entire* undergraduate university education: https://www.jsums.edu/english/personnel/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/shanna-l-smith/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/rashell-smith-spears/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/helen-j-crump/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/tomaz-cunningham/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/doris-o-ginn/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/monica-l-granderson/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/preselfannie-mcdaniels/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/craig-a-meyer/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/laura-l-miller/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/kathy-root-pitts/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/candis-pizzetta/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/johnnie-robinson/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/sheila-salins/ https://www.jsums.edu/english/2008-2/lawrence-sledge/
The day he or she graduates in accordance with these conditions, the sum of $10M is wired into your account. This payment is tax-free. Your child may go on to graduate school wherever he or she wishes and gains admission, but your child may not undertake any other undergraduate study at any other university until his or her 35th birthday (in case of breach of this condition, all of your and your child’s assets are immediately seized and *100%* of all incomes are garnished until full restitution is achieved). What do you do? What. Do. You. Do.
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Date: February 20th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48678473) |
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Date: February 21st, 2025 1:26 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48682239) |
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Date: February 21st, 2025 2:13 PM Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat absolutely, these people will do less damage than the avg ivy league ug english dep't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48682433) |
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Date: February 21st, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Eternal Disembodied Solitude How can they graduate with 120 English credits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48682482) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2025 6:49 AM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48686173) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2025 7:35 AM Author: How to derive aut from ism Something tells me it’s not much better in other departments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48686191) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2025 7:38 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., how is the dept chair an associate prof? i assume this school has no standards, so why cant they just promote her to full prof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48686194) |
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Date: February 24th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: How to derive aut from ism Associate profs have tenure, that's enough.
Full profs got there because they were dedicated to scholarship. Thusly, they tend to not be interested in administrative bullshit |
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Date: February 24th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., depends on the school. there could be both untenured and tenured associate profs at the same school. or at another school, all associate profs could be tenured
that being said, i assume a dept chair is tenured |
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Date: February 23rd, 2025 7:41 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., hypo says nothing about living on campus or even attending on purpose. enroll the kid while living in ny/israel at yeshiva, let him do his bullshit degree online, and then let him go to grad school after. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48686197) |
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Date: February 24th, 2025 8:04 PM Author: richard kuklinski Sure what’s the worst that could happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48691521) |
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Date: February 24th, 2025 8:09 PM Author: scrivener's error https://185.246.87.210/english/2008-2/sheila-salins/?__cpo=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuanN1bXMuZWR1 What's this lady's deal? Turd who pretended to be Black to get the job?
https://185.246.87.210/english/2008-2/lawrence-sledge/?__cpo=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuanN1bXMuZWR1 And this bro looks AUTISTIC AS FUCK. He should poast. |
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Date: February 24th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: scrivener's error Sledge's grandfather was the first Black lawyer in Alameda County. Sledge fucked up by leaving the family profession.
https://localwiki.org/oakland/Lawrence_Sledge |
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Date: February 24th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: blow off some steam why would you overpay that much for tuition? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48691543) |
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Date: February 24th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: backroom poasting couch These profs all look like smiling happy people in the photos. They're probably really nice, down to Earth, and genuine. They don't even look like they proselytize shitlib ethics. Seems somehow like they teach more to the book than you would get at some super striver Ivy with hardcore woke politics. I would definitely take the hypo. If my kid had a great time I'd donate some of the prize money back to the university. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48691685) |
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Date: February 24th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump there is no degree of any type from any institution that has a NPV even remotely approaching $10mm. The only question is how much negative NPV should be attributed to spending 4 years around these "people" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5683403&forum_id=2#48691752) |