Just an awful awful form, but here:

A hunger unquenchable awakens in me

Alas, it is late, how can I possibly eat great?

If sustinance is found will I know when it’s real?

Questions, regrets self-loathing gnaw at my mind

Juicy beef, a necessity, crisp gifts from the sow, a must

Pigs of metaphor my enemy, pigs of the earth my FRIENDS

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I login all a tizzie, xo help me my FRIENDS

What ever is to be done with drunk pitiful me?

I will venture out into the cold world if I must

Following Jamal on the pizza tracker just doesn’t sound great

Kraft Mac n’ Cheese? The furthest thing from my mind

I need something of substance, something that’s real

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Deshan is posting, fantasy blurs in, what is real?

All through across the board my merrymaking FRIENDS

Juggle their words, but I cannot focus my mind

I know rowan’s taking questions, but what about me?

What food on this earth can fight a hunger this great?

Please help me dear posters, Oh god, please you must

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Last weeks’ steak chili exudes a discernable must

Killself? I’d love to, my agony, my torture is real

But with just one suggestion my life could be great

I beg you ,beseech you, implore you dear FRIENDS

If you just end my suffering, your slave you will make me

Argh oui friends at all? I’m losing my mind

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Then bothered appears, as if conjured from mind!

Please help me oh Bothered, please help me you must

This is your moment lay your wisdom on me!

You fool, he scorns me, you want to know when it’s real?

Dominos? Nuked noodles? You call these your FRIENDS?

There is only one place that deserves the name great

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There is only one poster who deserves the name great

Look deep inside you, and then know my mind

Fresh beef never frozen, crisp bacon, your only real FRIENDS

Go ye to wendy’s, drive drunk if you must

6 Jr. bacons, if your hunger is real

then 3 more for safety, trust me you’ll thank me

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To Wendys! I cry to all of my FRIENDS, Thank Bothered, oh Bothered, Bothered the great

Don’t worry officer it’s just little old me, I’m just swerving a bit, hope you don’t mind

Sitting in the lot, I gorgefor I must, thank you sir Bothered, now I know when it’s real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746325)

thank you for a better form and topic, this is the last one for a bit, but i'll keep this thread going at some point:

Frat basement, gym showers, just bros helping bros

Sup dude? Not much, I just had a tough day

Why not forget it? Get out of those clothes

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So sick of bitches and so sick of hoes?

Like first ray of sun, amidst skies of gray,

Nothing so pure, as when bros help out bros

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You know what my friend? That’s it on the nose

And just sucking cock? No way that it’s gay

I’ll drop to my knees, and you strike a pose

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I won’t kiss your mouth, I won’t lick your toes

I won’t munch a box, I won't see a play

But I'll damn sure felate, ‘till hup, thar she blows

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We’re both fucking ALPHA, everyone knows

Weights we did lift, tons of chicks did we slay

Clean cock is life’s poetry, sluts are just prose

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I know that I've stirred you look down and it shows,

Who cares about betas, cares what they say?

We are life’s victors, we conquer all foes,

And naught in this world, beats bros helping bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746560)

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14746838)

There’s great sex, then there’s something that needs a new term

There is magic and wonder between ChicagoAdChick’s thighs,

How she did moan, and deliciously squirm

When my tongue gave her a, welcome, analingus surprise

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There is magic and wonder between ChicagoAdChicks thighs

I thought for a moment she might never stop quivering,

When my tongue gave her a, welcome, analingus surprise

She collapsed in a heap, not cold yet still shivering

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I thought yet again she might never stop quivering

Her eyes lacked all focus, she was sated and spent,

Still collapsed in heap, not cold but still shivering,

“When I asked you to kiss me, that’s not quite what I meant”

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Her eyes lacked all focus, yet her ardor not spent,

She got on all fours, a sight to behold

“When I asked you to kiss me, this is not quite what I meant,”

“But please won't you fuck me,” and I do as I’m told.

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Still on all on all fours, what a sight to behold,

How she did moan and deliciously squirm

“Fuck me harder” she screamed, and I do as I’m told

There’s great sex, then there’s something that needs a new term

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747151)

instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747600)

*faints*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14751655)

A flower was offered to me,

Such a flower as May never bore;

From a poster, no less, how could this be?

Not a fag, did he call me, not a motherless whore

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So I took up this flower, my heart filled with glee

With a spring in my step and a smile so bright

As a poster I rate you ONE-Tulip-EIGH-TY

You're a miracle orchid, amidst offal and blight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747427)

*gives you 180 daisies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14755736)

desperation? one wonders

nope. vaginitis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14747296)

D and the Does scandal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14748528)

Heh heh heh, not funny when it burns, internet

Whoa! WHOA WHOA, I’m there, we’re all there

Heh, titties and ponies and jail, heh heh heh,

Armchair quarterback from under the stairs heh heh

Came here starved for Persian girls,

Heh hope it helps, hell it hoes too good,

Didn’t do the math,

Heh heh heh MATH, ASS

Tp for my bunghole, buttrape, prison, tp not enough never enough tp for my bunghole take me to your leader , leiter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSS

Mom, bring lawyers guns and money, dominoes, AMLAW 200

Say S-A Summer associate numbercrunching amlaw 250, pro se

MOTHER FUCKING EXPERT, heh heh fucking fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk feels good heh heh

Heh heh heh

No more or less of cruise life is a carnival, no more or less ghetto than Houston when your grundle pours like rain and your spiderman undies are unclean.

How did you find me! this is my fort, exactly to the don’s specifications one subpoena two subpoenas, you said penis, heh heh heh heh heh penis

No money no reputation staglfation initiation degradation, MOTHER FUCKING EXPERT

No one puts baby in the corner no one takes dee from the basement

deeeeeeeeeeee ttittttties

All huge cocked and no where to go, size 8 feet size fourteen sock, why mom? none of your goddamned business this is a celebration and I’m back heh heh heh

I saw the best posters of my generation heh heh destroyed, by kay vee ennn, caven, caveman, a very low bass in the basement goes boom and dee is back no worse for wear, where? here of course he never left, no one ever does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14748751)

and the reference is too clear to make it stealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14759902)

A traditional Kyrielle, composed of Five Quatrains and dealing with the rise and fall of Sonic Youth The Poaster.

...AND spelling out, as a vertical acrostic (comprised of the first letter in each line), "TEDDY HUANG HUGE FAGGOT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14749170)

Terror reigned for years, on our dear blog

Ebony its shade? All is but fog

Die white girl! your throat I will slash

Dark days were these, no board for trash

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Yellow or black, how to decide?

His face seen once, stalking WhitePride

Unashamed he, boastful and brash

Asians guffawing, Holocaust ash

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Never back down, was Sonic’s creed

Go after Asians? Lengthy screed

He smote T7, none was his match

Unnnngggghhh,cried the board, fucked like e-snatch

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Gas yourself kike, I’m not mere shtik

Engorged? Sorry, tiny pink dick

Family’s a line, past the last hash

At least not rach’s, the man paying cash

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Go down to texas, there you will see

God is vengeful, and he has your ip

Oh young posters, be not so rash

Think bloodacre, mock not licking snatch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750746)

you're the best poster going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14750784)

Holy shit, 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14752398)

topic: joys of being a shiteating BIGLAW associate in manfuckinghattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14749845)

Big swinging dick in MANFUCKINGHATTAN

Paraphrase biggie, One-Sixty Swiftly,

Fuck haters, never go back to Staten

Island? I’ll buy it, know I’m not thrifty

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On my way, JFK, 6:30 flight,

Cab’s doing eighty, I chew on my bagel,

Blackberry buzzes, No! This can’t be right,

“No problem, see you soon Mr. Flagel.”

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Walking thorough the lobby, AE’s gleaming,

“Don’t worry, I work here, let me on through.”

Open up the door, worried bout a reaming

On his desk sits a bag, tiffany blue

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Have no skills, can’t even change a diaper

One choice left, ENJOY DLA PIPER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14751636)

Who cared not for shoes nor for socks

No stole nor fur pelt

Perhaps just a belt

And a snuff film shot down by the docks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14752288)

there's also an essay by nabakov i remember being awesome

A healer, fighter, BooR invincible

His will is strong, convictions firm

Love no détka, that’s his principle

Stone-cold bábnik, no better term

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Once every cop has been defeated

The pryánik has been reheated

Its time to go and hit the slopes

And dash all comers' foolish hopes

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To leave forever the uniTTTed sTTTaTTTes

And find himself good Russian bride

To raise small BooRs with care and pride

A harem, perhaps, of delighted mates

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But til that time BooR stands alone

His heart of gold, his abs of stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14752928)

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14755707)

Per this request:

Date: April 19th, 2010 11:25 AM

Author: pattycake

do something in ottava rima about DECIDING WHAT SCHOOL IS THE BEST FIT

Here it is:

Hey LSD, I’m HagueLaw3. Got a query

LSAT’s 161, and have a three six,

Where should I go to learn human rights theory,

With caring smart driven people, plus no hicks?

Have some big plans, can see my future clearly,

Three years BIGLAW, then a clerkship just for kicks,

When I’ve paid off my loans, I’ll move to Sudan,

And use the law to save starving Africans

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Pondering Boalt. Maybe retake, shoot for Yale

For safety George Washington, cause every year,

Its sixth for International without fail,

For all the doubters, let me make something clear,

My personal statement tells quite a strong tale,

Of my study abroad program in Tangier,

Now you know my goals, and so I ‘d love to see,

What school you guys think is the best fit for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14758140)

Its lunchtime and

The crusts are Removed for

Violating the Law of the Land

Thanks, Mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14761692)

*doesn't know what noise minxae make so exhales air through closed lips as if thinking hard on the rail yard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14760568)

Lisa Rowe the poster, so full of life

Stops him at a party, “hey what’s your sign?”

AdChick skulks softly, brandishing a knife

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“Dunno, but some chick keeps feeding me wine.”

“I’m just some CHICK?” Adchick quietly seethes

Unfazed Lisa asks, “so you wanna be mine?”

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He stares blankly, wipes some snot with his sleeve,

Lisa’s clock is ticking, there isn’t much time

She grabs him by the belt,”hey, why not leave?”

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Bloodacre asks, “Know some good trees to climb?

AdChick strikes, like Van Helsing she stakes her

She stands proudly, no remorse for her crime

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Oh, dear Lisa, off to meet her maker

Last gasp she cries, “I love you bloodacre!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14762128)

One day he scrawled his name upon the sun

“Solzy was here” it burned hotter than the fire

He did it not to boast but just for fun

For lunch he went and closed the widening gyre

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Mid-day he dropped the beat for Heaven’s Choir

Forsooth, he willed the Gordion knot to fray

“I’ve more to do before I can retire.”

He tired of April and so he made it May.

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“The hour grows late, there’s no more time to play.”

He broke Rach’s spell, the top thread’s date aught four

Then built himself a ship from bark and clay

And left to wear white flannel on the shore

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“No!” cried xo, “We can’t live without you!”

He just smiled sadly, “I’ll miss you too.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286251&forum_id=2#14765624)