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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
excitant mauve juggernaut public bath
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obsidian national
  10/03/22
Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand? I had a ...
Mint yarmulke cuckoldry
  10/03/22
No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or...
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Jade greedy state son of senegal
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Galvanic Theatre
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Henna ticket booth dysfunction
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hot ocher rigpig cruise ship
  10/03/22
Did you stand up?
hot ocher rigpig cruise ship
  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
excitant mauve juggernaut public bath
  10/03/22
There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
Bateful house new version
  10/03/22
*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
obsidian national
  10/03/22
there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
awkward abode fortuitous meteor
  10/03/22
"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
Floppy theater stage
  10/03/22
the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
Mentally impaired azn
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This isnt a cap table
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frosty fritters, tp
Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
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THE JUDGE!
Juan Eighty
  06/12/25
In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI wheneve...
JunkoEnoshima
  06/12/25
Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: excitant mauve juggernaut public bath

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271132)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: obsidian national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271134)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: Mint yarmulke cuckoldry

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271142)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: excitant mauve juggernaut public bath

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271179)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Jade greedy state son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271181)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Galvanic Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271199)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Henna ticket booth dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271202)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: hot ocher rigpig cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271204)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: hot ocher rigpig cruise ship

Did you stand up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271185)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: excitant mauve juggernaut public bath

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271195)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Bateful house new version

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271200)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: obsidian national

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271261)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: awkward abode fortuitous meteor

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271685)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: Floppy theater stage

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45271981)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired azn

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#45272571)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: This isnt a cap table (its a reaping of souls)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007567)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang

frosty fritters, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007659)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

THE JUDGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007489)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: JunkoEnoshima

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007518)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2#49007525)