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Moby Dick is the GOATUSPOTUS American novel btw

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multi-colored shimmering corner gunner
  12/03/24
Huck Finn imo, with Moby dick a close second
Salmon plaza
  12/03/24
East of Eden 3rd
multi-colored shimmering corner gunner
  12/03/24
Huck Finn is a pretty easy number 2, but really nothing else...
thriller obsidian kitchen
  12/03/24
(guy who likes nigger)
Boyish sound barrier
  12/04/24
melville would have been a poaster. there are so many gay s...
garnet stage
  12/03/24
XO says MD is boring as hell
trip carmine gaming laptop
  12/03/24
It has probably the best prose I've ever read, that is retar...
multi-colored shimmering corner gunner
  12/03/24
never heard anyone say that who wasn’t a gook
filthy pit queen of the night
  12/04/24
No it's widely praised on xo ur lucky Mike Yanagita isn't he...
black boistinker
  12/04/24
I've tried to finish it three times. Lol fuck it's sitting o...
Lascivious Stain Business Firm
  12/03/24
You have dopamine addiction
multi-colored shimmering corner gunner
  12/03/24
It doesn’t matter anymore sadly
Electric bespoke alpha
  12/03/24
it's shit pure shit
Unholy avocado circlehead
  12/03/24
I'll fucking kill you.
multi-colored shimmering corner gunner
  12/03/24
have you actually read it? chapter after chapter about the f...
Unholy avocado circlehead
  12/03/24
It drags but it’s masterful
Salmon plaza
  12/03/24
Still wrong. This is what thoughtful moderates say when they...
black boistinker
  12/04/24
easily, Melville is a fucking genius and you have to be very...
thriller obsidian kitchen
  12/03/24
...
filthy pit queen of the night
  12/04/24
its like a bottomless xanax bottle
cobalt provocative cuckoldry
  12/03/24
can someone summarize this so i dont have to read it? thank ...
zippy orchid jewess fat ankles
  12/04/24
Sorry Cocksucker69699 just read it and really pay attention,...
black boistinker
  12/04/24
(cocksucker)
filthy pit queen of the night
  12/04/24
You should just listen to the people ITT saying it’s b...
multi-colored shimmering corner gunner
  12/04/24


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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering corner gunner

Weak category I know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408065)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:06 PM
Author: Salmon plaza

Huck Finn imo, with Moby dick a close second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408069)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering corner gunner

East of Eden 3rd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408075)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: thriller obsidian kitchen

Huck Finn is a pretty easy number 2, but really nothing else should be allowed in the conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408177)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Boyish sound barrier

(guy who likes nigger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408726)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:08 PM
Author: garnet stage

melville would have been a poaster. there are so many gay sex jokes in MD. he was also kind of depressive and suicidal, and therefore he would have really liked it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408071)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: trip carmine gaming laptop

XO says MD is boring as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408076)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering corner gunner

It has probably the best prose I've ever read, that is retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408083)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 1:02 AM
Author: filthy pit queen of the night

never heard anyone say that who wasn’t a gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408866)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: black boistinker

No it's widely praised on xo ur lucky Mike Yanagita isn't here to fuck ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Stain Business Firm

I've tried to finish it three times. Lol fuck it's sitting on the shelf under my nightstand now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408103)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering corner gunner

You have dopamine addiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408118)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Electric bespoke alpha

It doesn’t matter anymore sadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408124)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Unholy avocado circlehead

it's shit pure shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408158)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering corner gunner

I'll fucking kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408167)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: Unholy avocado circlehead

have you actually read it? chapter after chapter about the finer points of ship rigging and whaling. fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408176)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Salmon plaza

It drags but it’s masterful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408418)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 12:58 AM
Author: black boistinker

Still wrong. This is what thoughtful moderates say when they haven't actually read it. It doesn't drag. The stereotypical "boring" chapter is Cetology, coming fairly early in the book when Ishmael autistically catalogues all the whales he knows about. But it's not "boring" just because it's not an action scene. It's interesting (provides insight into his fascination and experience with whales) and hilarious. Here's one footnote in that chapter, which is well written, funny, and insightful:

------*I am aware that down to the present time, the fish styled Lamatins and Dugongs (Pig-fish and Sow-fish of the Coffins of Nantucket) are included by many naturalists among the whales. But as these pig-fish are a noisy, contemptible set, mostly lurking in the mouths of rivers, and feeding on wet hay, and especially as they do not spout, I deny their credentials as whales; and have presented them with their passports to quit the Kingdom of Cetology.------

Further in the chapter, as one random example, here's part of his description of the narwhal. Same as above, look at the richness that he packs into just a few sentences:

-----What precise purpose this ivory horn or lance answers, it would be hard to say. It does not seem to be used like the blade of the sword-fish and bill-fish; though some sailors tell me that the Narwhale employs it for a rake in turning over the bottom of the sea for food. Charley Coffin said it was used for an ice-piercer; for the Narwhale, rising to the surface of the Polar Sea, and finding it sheeted with ice, thrusts his horn up, and so breaks through. But you cannot prove either of these surmises to be correct. My own opinion is, that however this one-sided horn may really be used by the Narwhale—however that may be—it would certainly be very convenient to him for a folder in reading pamphlets.-----

Who's Charley Coffin? He pops up earlier in the chapter as Ishmael defends his contention that the whale is a fish:

-----The grounds upon which Linnæus would fain have banished the whales from the waters, he states as follows: “On account of their warm bilocular heart, their lungs, their movable eyelids, their hollow ears, penem intrantem feminam mammis lactantem,” and finally, “ex lege naturæ jure meritoque.” I submitted all this to my friends Simeon Macey and Charley Coffin, of Nantucket, both messmates of mine in a certain voyage, and they united in the opinion that the reasons set forth were altogether insufficient. Charley profanely hinted they were humbug.-----

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408859)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: thriller obsidian kitchen

easily, Melville is a fucking genius and you have to be very lowbrow indeed not to enjoy a good discussion of whales in the context of god not caring about us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408172)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 1:04 AM
Author: filthy pit queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408870)



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Date: December 3rd, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: cobalt provocative cuckoldry

its like a bottomless xanax bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408194)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 12:15 AM
Author: zippy orchid jewess fat ankles

can someone summarize this so i dont have to read it? thank u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408709)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 1:04 AM
Author: black boistinker

Sorry Cocksucker69699 just read it and really pay attention, know that's tough for the modern blown out mindhold

ALTERNATIVE: listen to the Frank Muller audio version

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408869)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: filthy pit queen of the night

(cocksucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408871)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 1:16 AM
Author: multi-colored shimmering corner gunner

You should just listen to the people ITT saying it’s bad and then you’ll never wonder about what you missed out on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5643827&forum_id=2#48408884)