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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
hot comical clown goal in life
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
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Appetizing Greedy Locale
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: hot comical clown goal in life

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: hot comical clown goal in life

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Sexy concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Light supple theater stage

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: high-end property boistinker

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: high-end property boistinker

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Dark gas station

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: aquamarine boltzmann



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: curious round eye friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: nudist honey-headed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: demanding disrespectful pit

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Greedy Locale

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Greedy Locale

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: demanding disrespectful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pea-brained menage telephone

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Insane bipolar regret

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pea-brained menage telephone

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: motley crusty piazza double fault

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Hateful hominid

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: blue stag film psychic



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lilac home dingle berry

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Carmine blood rage theatre

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: motley crusty piazza double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Topaz Beady-eyed Lay Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: chartreuse generalized bond ceo



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like Old Irish Cottage Step-uncle's House

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: blue stag film psychic



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Lavender Stock Car Indian Lodge

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: chartreuse generalized bond ceo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: grizzly odious feces headpube

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Drunken filthpig gay wizard

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: contagious primrose bbw box office

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: mustard electric office

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: blue stag film psychic



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Topaz Beady-eyed Lay Becky

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: aquamarine boltzmann



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Dun Black Woman



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: hot comical clown goal in life



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: nudist honey-headed principal's office



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: grizzly odious feces headpube



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: bossy library



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: exhilarant ebony national macaca

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Gay Mentally Impaired Bawdyhouse

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: jet self-absorbed market chad

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Sexy concupiscible hell

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49424851)