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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
claret racy base scourge upon the earth
  12/08/25
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claret racy base scourge upon the earth
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
laughsome church
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Bearded Offensive Twinkling Uncleanness Bbw
  12/12/25
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Ocher Indirect Expression Sanctuary
  12/17/25
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floppy elastic band
  12/17/25
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Deranged Cerebral Institution Personal Credit Line
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Cerise Talented Pit Gaming Laptop
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
claret racy base scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Cerise Talented Pit Gaming Laptop
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
claret racy base scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Grizzly Theatre Half-breed
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
claret racy base scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
bronze therapy
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
claret racy base scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
lol
fluffy address
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
bronze therapy
  12/17/25
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claret racy base scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Ocher Indirect Expression Sanctuary
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Beta ungodly azn indian lodge
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
fluffy address
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Ocher Indirect Expression Sanctuary
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Beta ungodly azn indian lodge
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Ocher Indirect Expression Sanctuary
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
purple vigorous locale skinny woman
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
hairraiser painfully honest goyim laser beams
  12/17/25
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ruddy dilemma halford
  12/17/25
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disturbing splenetic forum
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
amber self-absorbed associate lodge
  12/17/25
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drunken hell place of business
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
claret racy base scourge upon the earth
  12/17/25
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red orchestra pit
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Clear domesticated hairy legs trump supporter
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
wonderful university pervert
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
purple vigorous locale skinny woman
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
wonderful university pervert
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
purple vigorous locale skinny woman
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
wonderful university pervert
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
misanthropic library
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Beta ungodly azn indian lodge
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Clear domesticated hairy legs trump supporter
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Beta ungodly azn indian lodge
  12/17/25
...
misanthropic library
  12/17/25
I am not!
Clear domesticated hairy legs trump supporter
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
sickened center
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: claret racy base scourge upon the earth

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: claret racy base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: laughsome church

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Bearded Offensive Twinkling Uncleanness Bbw

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Ocher Indirect Expression Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: floppy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Deranged Cerebral Institution Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Cerise Talented Pit Gaming Laptop

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: claret racy base scourge upon the earth

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Cerise Talented Pit Gaming Laptop

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: claret racy base scourge upon the earth

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Grizzly Theatre Half-breed

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: claret racy base scourge upon the earth

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: bronze therapy

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: claret racy base scourge upon the earth

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: fluffy address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: bronze therapy

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: claret racy base scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Ocher Indirect Expression Sanctuary

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Beta ungodly azn indian lodge

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: fluffy address

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Ocher Indirect Expression Sanctuary

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Beta ungodly azn indian lodge

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Ocher Indirect Expression Sanctuary

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: purple vigorous locale skinny woman

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest goyim laser beams

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: ruddy dilemma halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: disturbing splenetic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: amber self-absorbed associate lodge

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: drunken hell place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: claret racy base scourge upon the earth

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: red orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Clear domesticated hairy legs trump supporter

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: wonderful university pervert

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: purple vigorous locale skinny woman

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: wonderful university pervert

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: purple vigorous locale skinny woman

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: wonderful university pervert

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: misanthropic library

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Beta ungodly azn indian lodge

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Clear domesticated hairy legs trump supporter

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Beta ungodly azn indian lodge

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: misanthropic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Clear domesticated hairy legs trump supporter

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: sickened center

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2#49518198)