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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: contagious roommate chapel I think i get a 180 for this, or wasnt driving or texting an ex or whatever. I went to the optometrist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092663) |
Date: July 11th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: glittery plum faggot firefighter trying to navigate the real world while drunk can actually be really fun. lol @ going to the optometrist though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092664) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:01 AM Author: contagious roommate chapel It was really funny because he was getting really pissed off. I remember him snapping at me "Hey hey HEY both eyes" while I was desperately squinting through my dominant eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092678) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: glittery plum faggot firefighter 180 ^ 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092755) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092880) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: abusive box office The first and only time I drove drunk I was 19 and at a house party and got blitzed and just felt like going home to lay down. I know I shouldn’t have drove but I did I was like “wow, I can’t believe how easy this is.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093122) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: Charcoal fat ankles I was also 19 but I got home and fell asleep in the back yard (parents' house). I think they came out and made fun of me
the only reason I didn't die is because no one else was on the road. it legitimately "scared me straight" from drunk driving which you would think is flame, but I still think on it and shudder. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:05 AM Author: 180 menage dragon Got in a fight with my wife and drove to my office intending on spending the night there and then came back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092688) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: contagious roommate chapel Lol this is cr. When you're about to move out and by the time you find your keys you can't remember why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092725) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: glittery plum faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092745) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: provocative twinkling uncleanness I once went for drinks after work in the office and came back and fell asleep on some "partner's" couch. Luckily I woke up and went home around 1 AM or so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49103197) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: aromatic ruby stage Hit on various women who rejected me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092707) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: arrogant flushed jewess My worst was a hotel front desk clerk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49096705) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Vengeful Purple Boltzmann did you drunkenly assume he likes fat guys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49098413) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: aromatic ruby stage I have done this so many times it's hard to find a worst, but I haven't drunk enough to be drunk in >50 years. When I was a young lawlyer I threw up on the managing partner's wife's shoes at a firm picnic. They thought I was drunk, but it was in fact food poisoning. Had to go to the ER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49100131) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: glittery plum faggot firefighter Ive done a lot of fairly stupid shit while drunk, but one that stands out in my mind is the night i jumped over the deck fence of the bar i was at because i couldn't find the exit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092749) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: glittery plum faggot firefighter I also once climbed out my bedroom window to avoid inviting an annoying friend out with me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092763) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Snowy Frum Persian let a random guy on the street make a phone call with my cell phone. fell asleep with a pot of water boiling on the stove (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092769) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: contagious roommate chapel how did the random guy turn the stove on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092906) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Ebony Slippery Digit Ratio blacked out while driving, twice. made it home fine but holy shit that was dumb. both times involved a major interstate highway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092777) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:47 AM Author: walnut meetinghouse stock car Snuck out of my parents' house and walked with some friends to a girl's house in a nearby neighborhood all while leaving a trail of empty beer cans for the police to follow and then arrest us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092789) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: glittery plum faggot firefighter Given that you now white knight for angel reese, id say your decision making skills havent improved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092790) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: walnut meetinghouse stock car i can't imagine hating on angel reese. if you watched her at all in college you know she is a great team player and has the ability to impact every play in various ways. in her second year she's leading the league in rebounds by a massive margin and has improved her offensive game and efficiency immensely.
I genuinely don't understand the hate she receives. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: Sable love of her life sneaky criminal i moved to MFH and had absolutely no friends. Not even acquaintances. I used to get very drunk in those days. Sometimes a week would pass without someone talking to me, apart from a cashier.
I took to walking around with an open bottle and listening for parties, in the walk-up buildings around the EV and LES.
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More often, it was "hahah hey whatever dude, make yourself at home".
Only a few "Mike, I think this guy is fucking lying, he's probably came in to steal shit, hey guys c'mere, we have a fucking thief here"
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Insanely creepy newt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092820) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: glittery plum faggot firefighter It is important to be as accurate as possible when regaling friends with tales of drunkenness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092852) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse https://i.imgur.com/ncKHJBP.png
i was waiting outside of lex's apartment in my car to pick him up, which was on the second story over a store. behind the apartment was a parking lot. for reasons that remain unclear to me lex liked to leave through the balcony and climb down the fire escape. while waiting in the car way too long he eventually scuffled up to the passenger door, disheveled, with a few cuts. the conversation went something like this:
lex: sorry, i just fell off my balcony.
gunner: what lol are you ok?
lex: yeah i'm fine.
gunner: lol ok let's go get a drink. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: contagious roommate chapel this image is of a man falling backwards into a chickenwire covered alien driven skateboard with ketchup rims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093029) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Canary mewling volcanic crater international law enforcement agency i'm a lucky man, no homo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093350) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: contagious roommate chapel Rank the top 5 stories itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093354) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: contagious roommate chapel muscadine wine slicing his arms open like a tin can to demonstrate knife quality was an exception addition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49095392) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse caused/exacerbated by shit like this, which was years ago and before lex got sober (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49103713) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse because of my Scumbag upbringing this didn't register to me as a concerning incident (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092892) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: Canary mewling volcanic crater international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092913) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: glittery plum faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093193) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Green Center Is that what put you in the hospital/off xo for a long time?
This happened to a friend of mine but he didn’t maek it :( |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Canary mewling volcanic crater international law enforcement agency ah, sorry to hear that, man. i was already having seizures and had heavy brain bleeding, but this couldn't have helped |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: Histrionic mentally impaired church DV and i got locked up for 3 days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092843) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Milky shrine Reconciled and hooked up with an ex who later tried to kill me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092875) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse went to couples therapy. we, uh, had to end the session early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092882) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse we were having a fight before we were heading off to therapy. before i get in the car i drank a bunch of whiskey at once. maybe half a bottle or more. so, i didn't really start getting drunk until the session started. everyone was confused because i was fine a minute ago and i made some excuses like "idk what's wrong i'm just not feeling well." therapist decided to end the session because i was "groggy", and i drove home with my ex. at the next session the therapist was pissed and scolded me for driving. i continued to say that i was fine and just got woozy or something randomly. she give me this scowl and after that she seemed really against me in sessions. before that it felt like she was on my side more often than not. i think she dealt with a lot of drunks and could recognize i was trashed more than most people could, because i can usually keep it together really well.
i think the marriage lasted another couple months after that! |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: contagious roommate chapel Mmhm Probably hard to pull off the cool fratty drunk guy at couples therapy.
I rate this as number 2 stupid after me getting prescription lenses while being drunk |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse i'm very gregarious and convincing. doesn't really work with someone trained on drunks i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093123) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse you fags are oracles when it comes to male/female dynamics and i think you're probably right that she needed someone i couldn't just charm into being on my side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093292) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: Green Center Doing couples therapy with someone you aren’t at least engaged to is… idk what but it’s bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092903) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse this was with my exwife! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092910) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Green Center I didnt know you were a divorcee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092917) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse still am too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093015) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Lascivious stain Many layers to this fag’s loserdom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093038) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse here's another crazy story about my ex-wife: she never cucked me with other men, emasculated me by sharing embarrassing details about me publicly, or tried to damage my life in any way. we also remained friends for many years after and i never once desperately ran back to her because i couldn't get laid any other way.
haha crazy right? |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Lascivious stain “I’m a huge simp”
great poast, champ |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse how are you even real? can't wait to see how this crash out ends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093116) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Lascivious stain You’re too in your 40s to talk like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093135) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse and you're a bit too old for "mom please dont take my computer, i promise ill look for a job after i pwn these kikes on autoadmit!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093166) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:52 AM Author: Histrionic mentally impaired church other things:
1. threw a full can of beer into a crowd of people at a club called Sonar in baltimore. got jumped and absolutely fucked up, face was all bruised, like my entire face was a black eye. a friend of mine hit one of the guys who did it in the face with a cinderblock outside the club. had to go to classes as a 3L and to my job at the national archives' gc office with a fucked up face for 2 weeks. i said it was a basketball injury lol.
2. blacked out and got thrown out of an uber in chicago at like 2 am. woke up in an elevator in a parking garage at 5. found my way back to my hotel, had to be at a biz dev presentation at 9 am. someone had to cover for me.
3. got in multiple fights with that stripper i was fooling around with as we spent a week traveling from hotel to hotel in LA/SD. was blackout drunk almost the whole time.
there are others, but these are top of mind. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Snowy Frum Persian i feel like you would win this thread, not that it's a competition. you didn't even hit on anything that involves waking up next to a transsexual prostitute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49092950) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Histrionic mentally impaired church i am sure i have other wild shit. for overall zany things you've done on booze and drugs, i bet i would win. i was an absolute mess for a few years.
showed up to labor negotiations still high on coke once. another time i was bargaining with a unit of nurses and the union rep asked me if i needed medical attention. i was on a 2 day bender, coming down off coke and was basically green. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Snowy Frum Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093136) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Coral Boyish Generalized Bond Whorehouse one time i blacked out on a date. it was really going well i thought. i had a few too many and suddenly she excused herself but not before making sure i called an uber. i don't remember anything after that except coming to outside in the city in the middle of winter. i've never been so cold in my life. i went to an emergency room to warm up. i called another uber and got in, then blacked out again. woke up in bed with no phone or car, not remembering anything that happened after the date except for being freezing in the city for a moment.
had to call my mom to go get my car. then i had to use my cell phone tracking app to find my phone, which was in the second uber in the driver's apartment complex. i found the car and could see my phone in the back seat. i sent a message to uber about it but i guess the driver wasn't available. i went around the apartment complex asking whose car it was. after trying every door i gave up and left a note on the windshield.
the driver called me that night and she gave me my phone. i remember it was on valentine's day and she met me in a red lobster parking lot where she was getting dinner with her husband. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:39 PM Author: Histrionic mentally impaired church 180. Louis cannon type story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49094815) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: vivacious house Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49098106) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: contagious roommate chapel your stories are 180 when you consider that you have been outed and you must be the biggest pencil neck dweeb on earth. its nearly impossible to imagine that guy getting into any of these antics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093039) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Histrionic mentally impaired church wild stuff, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093056) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Histrionic mentally impaired church another one was i blacked out at my friend's house back in 05 and tried to drive home. for some reason i drove to my childhood home's neighborhood. woke up at 7 am with the car running in front of a cop's house, but luckily the cop had recently been killed in the line of duty.
oh, this is a good one. in 2012 i ate a bunch of ambien and drank a 6 pack. then drove to the liquor store to get more beer and was changing out CDs in my car and crashed into a truck. i fled and went home and texted my wife (she was out) "woah someone just hit my car and took off lol" but about 10 mins later the cops came to my house. i remember them being in my condo and one of them laughing at me that i'd have to report this to the bar, etc. another cop was like "hey genius, you know your VIN was on the panel of your car that you left at the scene, don't you?"
i was 100% out of it and hallucinating. they didn't charge me with DUI bc i was no longer at the scene, but they told me they knew i was drunk.
i wound up making up a story about taking the med as prescribed and sleep driving. i got off. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Histrionic mentally impaired church oh shit, i forgot this one. in december 2017, i was about to be promoted to partner at baker hostetler. the guy who put me up had a end of year get together at the Palm in DC (he is one of the caricatures on the wall). there were like 15 people there. i got absolutely wrecked on martinis. i was obviously drunk in front of him but thankfully he left. the restaurant ultimately asked me to leave and i lost my phone and a coworker had to order me an uber.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Gay orchestra pit Came back home after drinking at the bar and fell asleep spooning by black lab who was 15 years old and I knew she was going to die soon. My lab didn’t like to be cuddled so she probably got up and hobbled away as soon as I passed out.
The dog bed was right in front of my security door. I kept the front door open because it was summer and no A/C.
I awoke to my next door neighbor, a black nurse, coming home from her night shift. I hear, “Oh, chimata! What are you doing?”
It was pretty embarrassing. |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Histrionic mentally impaired church wait, you're telling me you have a black wife AND you had a black lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749078&forum_id=2#49093139) |
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