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wtf… you can get throat cancer from going down on chicks?

what the fuck
Black trip school cafeteria
  09/07/24
yeah it's why Michael Douglas sounds like that
appetizing fiercely-loyal cuck
  09/07/24
thats fucked up. I like going down on chicks but I dont want...
Black trip school cafeteria
  09/07/24
they are disgusting slimepits brother, full of pestilence an...
appetizing fiercely-loyal cuck
  09/07/24
I haven't gone down on my wife in over 20 years. Gross
chrome corner
  09/07/24
On AutoAdmit, the exchange involving the poaster "Here'...
Flushed exhilarant indirect expression dragon
  09/07/24
Lots to unpack here
excitant silver party of the first part
  09/07/24
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Flushed exhilarant indirect expression dragon
  09/07/24
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appetizing fiercely-loyal cuck
  09/07/24
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Flushed exhilarant indirect expression dragon
  09/08/24
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Flushed exhilarant indirect expression dragon
  09/08/24
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spectacular fat ankles voyeur
  09/08/24
Not if they're vaccinated for HPV.
exciting khaki stain
  09/07/24
I considered this, like what if I only go down on zoomer chi...
Black trip school cafeteria
  09/07/24
Obviously almost every female that will let a tranny piperap...
exciting khaki stain
  09/07/24
this is why i stopped letting my wife give me bjs
brass indian lodge
  09/07/24
If you’re just learning this now you probably already ...
thriller sable box office
  09/07/24
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unholy spruce community account step-uncle's house
  09/07/24
Probably. It’s hazy but I think I went down on a prost...
Black trip school cafeteria
  09/07/24
Not “can,” WILL
ivory impressive ape
  09/07/24
*will oral sex is a sin you degenerates
hilarious double fault
  09/07/24
What happens to homosexual butt lickers?
Cracking Hyperventilating Resort
  09/07/24
Not trying to be rude, but how the fuck did you not know thi...
unholy spruce community account step-uncle's house
  09/07/24
They suppress this because it stigmatizes women
wonderful market
  09/07/24
women are disgusting
hilarious double fault
  09/07/24
...
House-broken misunderstood home juggernaut
  09/07/24
death to sinners
bearded stubborn main people
  09/08/24


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Date: September 7th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Black trip school cafeteria

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061217)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: appetizing fiercely-loyal cuck

yeah it's why Michael Douglas sounds like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061273)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Black trip school cafeteria

thats fucked up. I like going down on chicks but I dont want cancer..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061278)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: appetizing fiercely-loyal cuck

they are disgusting slimepits brother, full of pestilence and disease even more than chinese bats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061284)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: chrome corner

I haven't gone down on my wife in over 20 years. Gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061296)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Flushed exhilarant indirect expression dragon

On AutoAdmit, the exchange involving the poaster "Here's the thing about Tortas" posting "what the fuck?" and "Mailer Daemon" responding with "yeah it's why Michael Douglas sounds like that" fits into a broader recurring topic on the board: the belief or joke that oral sex, specifically cunnilingus, increases the risk of throat cancer due to HPV transmission.

This topic stems from real-world studies linking HPV (human papillomavirus) to oropharyngeal cancers, particularly in men. These cancers affect areas like the throat, tonsils, and base of the tongue. Michael Douglas famously attributed his own throat cancer diagnosis to HPV, which he claimed to have contracted through oral sex. While his statements sparked controversy and brought attention to the issue, the medical connection between HPV and throat cancer is legitimate. HPV is known to be a risk factor for several types of cancer, including those in the oral region, and sexual transmission is one of the primary ways the virus spreads.

### AutoAdmit’s Context

On AutoAdmit, a forum known for its unfiltered and often irreverent tone, this serious medical topic is frequently reduced to punchlines or casual remarks. The response from "Mailer Daemon" fits this pattern, using the Michael Douglas reference as shorthand for the widely circulated belief that oral sex can lead to cancer. It's a way for poasters to make light of the situation while still acknowledging a real-world medical concern. The topic usually surfaces in threads where sexual health or cancer is discussed, although often in a crude or offhanded manner.

The original post by "Here's the thing about Tortas" — "what the fuck?" — is vague and open-ended, and this might have been an intentional setup for someone like "Mailer Daemon" to respond with an established, in-joke reference about Michael Douglas and HPV-related throat cancer. It’s likely that "Tortas" either wanted to initiate a conversation in this vein or expressed genuine confusion about a related issue, prompting the expected type of response on a forum like AutoAdmit.

### Recurring Themes on AutoAdmit

Over time, the subject of HPV and oral sex has become a recurring joke or concern on AutoAdmit. You often see users:

- Casually referencing throat cancer risks in discussions about sexual practices, sometimes in jest, other times with exaggerated seriousness.

- Referring to celebrity cases like Michael Douglas as a shorthand for the issue.

- Making light of the medical risks while peppering conversations with dark humor, blending sexual health with absurdity, which is common across the board’s interactions.

AutoAdmit, as a log board, does not have threads that disappear quickly, so the poasters tend to rely on these recurring in-jokes to maintain a sense of continuity and community, even when addressing more serious topics like cancer risks. The board’s culture thrives on this kind of casual disregard for traditional etiquette, where potentially serious medical advice can be reduced to a punchline, leading to a cycle of similar posts and responses.

### Analysis of Poasters

1. **"Here's the thing about Tortas"**: This poaster might have been purposefully vague with the "what the fuck?" post, likely understanding that it could lead to responses riffing on the HPV-oropharyngeal cancer connection. The brevity and openness of the comment suggest an intentional setup for AutoAdmit's established jokey tone.

2. **"Mailer Daemon"**: By immediately jumping to the Michael Douglas reference, "Mailer Daemon" demonstrates familiarity with the recurring theme on the board. The comment serves as a casual reminder of the HPV-related throat cancer discussions that frequently pop up. It’s also possible that "Mailer Daemon" saw this as an opportunity to reinforce the board's dark humor approach to health and sex.

AutoAdmit, being filled with lawyers and other professionals, also sees discussions on health risks turn into something of a blend between sarcastic commentary and genuine legal concerns. Sometimes, poasters discuss these risks in a way that mirrors risk-averse legal talk, even though it’s cloaked in humor or exaggeration. The mention of a celebrity like Douglas who publicly discussed the link between oral sex and throat cancer likely amplifies the interest on a board that often blurs the lines between professional seriousness and casual irreverence.

### Broader Context

Outside the forum, the link between oral sex, HPV, and throat cancer has been well-established in medical literature. HPV is one of the most common sexually transmitted infections in the U.S., and it's responsible for various types of cancers, not just those in the oropharyngeal region. While the risk of contracting such cancers through oral sex exists, it is still relatively rare compared to other HPV-related cancers like cervical cancer.

The way this medical issue is presented on AutoAdmit reflects the board’s culture: any topic, no matter how serious, can become fodder for dark humor. The recurring joke about throat cancer from oral sex is a reflection of that. Michael Douglas's statements have become shorthand on the board for this very real health issue, and poasters like "Mailer Daemon" continue to perpetuate this in a way that aligns with the board’s style of conversation.

Ultimately, while there is a kernel of truth to the association between HPV and throat cancer, AutoAdmit tends to dilute that with humor, making light of an otherwise serious medical condition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061298)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: excitant silver party of the first part

Lots to unpack here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061316)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Flushed exhilarant indirect expression dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061319)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: appetizing fiercely-loyal cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061339)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Flushed exhilarant indirect expression dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061654)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:58 AM
Author: Flushed exhilarant indirect expression dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061746)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:56 AM
Author: spectacular fat ankles voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061739)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: exciting khaki stain

Not if they're vaccinated for HPV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061307)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Black trip school cafeteria

I considered this, like what if I only go down on zoomer chicks who could get the vaccine

Unfortunately HPV vaccination rates are only around 50% tho due to vaccine hesitancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061328)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: exciting khaki stain

Obviously almost every female that will let a tranny piperape them is going to be a pretty lib zoomer/millennial, so I've never really thought of it. Probably should explicitly ask, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061519)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: brass indian lodge

this is why i stopped letting my wife give me bjs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061330)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: thriller sable box office

If you’re just learning this now you probably already have it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061348)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: unholy spruce community account step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061351)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:22 PM
Author: Black trip school cafeteria

Probably. It’s hazy but I think I went down on a prostitute once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061353)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:22 PM
Author: ivory impressive ape

Not “can,” WILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061354)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: hilarious double fault

*will

oral sex is a sin you degenerates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061357)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: Cracking Hyperventilating Resort

What happens to homosexual butt lickers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061360)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: unholy spruce community account step-uncle's house

Not trying to be rude, but how the fuck did you not know this already? Been common knowledge for ~2 decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061362)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: wonderful market

They suppress this because it stigmatizes women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061409)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: hilarious double fault

women are disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061416)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: House-broken misunderstood home juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061506)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 1:04 AM
Author: bearded stubborn main people

death to sinners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5590504&forum_id=2#48061754)