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Soul-stirring sneaky criminal deer antler
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/10/17
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Soul-stirring sneaky criminal deer antler
  06/10/17
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indigo internal respiration fat ankles
  06/10/17
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hyperventilating contagious psychic
  06/11/17
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Metal chartreuse degenerate theater
  12/16/17
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Trip keepsake machete chad
  09/17/20
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garnet roast beef kitty
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/10/17
MOAR!
magenta indirect expression
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
magenta indirect expression
  06/10/17
sup
painfully honest geriatric stage
  10/02/17
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magenta indirect expression
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/10/17
MOAR!
magenta indirect expression
  06/10/17
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magenta indirect expression
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magenta indirect expression
  06/10/17
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angry insecure senate
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
hyperventilating contagious psychic
  06/11/17
How dare you
garnet roast beef kitty
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
spruce kitty cat
  10/26/20
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magenta indirect expression
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Electric Double Fault
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
magenta indirect expression
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
magenta indirect expression
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
Swashbuckling carnelian lodge volcanic crater
  01/19/20
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Vigorous Cocky Location
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
Irradiated pisswyrm newt
  06/10/17
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magenta indirect expression
  10/30/17
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garnet roast beef kitty
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
copper self-centered friendly grandma
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
copper self-centered friendly grandma
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
magenta indirect expression
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/11/17
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magenta indirect expression
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Judgmental Parlour
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
magenta indirect expression
  06/22/17
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Vigorous Cocky Location
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
Aquamarine Tanning Salon
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
magenta indirect expression
  06/22/17
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Aquamarine Tanning Salon
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
magenta indirect expression
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
magenta indirect expression
  10/12/17
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magenta indirect expression
  12/14/17
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lilac national new version
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/22/17
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garnet roast beef kitty
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  04/30/18
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pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  04/30/18
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magenta indirect expression
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
magenta indirect expression
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
Vengeful curious police squad
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
garnet roast beef kitty
  01/19/20
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magenta indirect expression
  08/18/18
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magenta indirect expression
  10/19/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
magenta indirect expression
  10/20/18
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magenta indirect expression
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
magenta indirect expression
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/09/19
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garnet roast beef kitty
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
Tripping messiness
  09/24/19
A content machine.
spruce kitty cat
  09/24/19
amazing
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  09/25/19
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Motley School
  09/25/19
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garnet roast beef kitty
  12/31/19
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razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
Swashbuckling carnelian lodge volcanic crater
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
Swashbuckling carnelian lodge volcanic crater
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  06/05/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&am...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  06/12/20
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Silver provocative box office wrinkle
  12/15/20
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garnet roast beef kitty
  06/29/20
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razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  09/17/20
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garnet roast beef kitty
  09/17/20
Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
Aphrodisiac violet toilet seat bawdyhouse
  09/17/20
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magenta indirect expression
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  10/26/20
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Hyperactive station
  12/15/20
Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
jet-lagged ceo kitchen
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
garnet roast beef kitty
  02/10/21
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garnet roast beef kitty
  03/10/21
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razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  05/04/21
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garnet roast beef kitty
  05/15/21
Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  08/25/21
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hilarious depressive
  01/14/25
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translucent hell
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
garnet roast beef kitty
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
garnet roast beef kitty
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
garnet roast beef kitty
  09/29/21
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garnet roast beef kitty
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
spruce kitty cat
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  12/01/21
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Transparent pontificating garrison
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  12/12/21
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garnet roast beef kitty
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
garnet roast beef kitty
  01/02/22
Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
garnet roast beef kitty
  02/10/22
Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/08/22
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razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  06/28/22
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Vigorous Cocky Location
  09/12/23
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Vigorous Cocky Location
  02/19/26
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
garnet roast beef kitty
  10/08/22
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Burgundy shitlib brunch
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
garnet roast beef kitty
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
talented immigrant
  10/19/22
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garnet roast beef kitty
  10/19/22
Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
Swashbuckling carnelian lodge volcanic crater
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
garnet roast beef kitty
  10/24/22
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ungodly boyish people who are hurt market
  01/14/25
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pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  03/03/26
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
garnet roast beef kitty
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
garnet roast beef kitty
  11/25/22
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Burgundy shitlib brunch
  12/06/22
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garnet roast beef kitty
  12/25/22
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pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  06/12/23
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cowardly bright roommate doctorate
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/26/23
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garnet roast beef kitty
  07/15/23
Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  09/03/23
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garnet roast beef kitty
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  09/06/23
¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
garnet roast beef kitty
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
garnet roast beef kitty
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
garnet roast beef kitty
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
garnet roast beef kitty
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
magenta indirect expression
  11/30/23
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Transparent pontificating garrison
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
garnet roast beef kitty
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
talented immigrant
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
garnet roast beef kitty
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
garnet roast beef kitty
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
garnet roast beef kitty
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
garnet roast beef kitty
  08/17/24
Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
garnet roast beef kitty
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
garnet roast beef kitty
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
garnet roast beef kitty
  01/14/25
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hilarious depressive
  01/14/25
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pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
garnet roast beef kitty
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
garnet roast beef kitty
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
garnet roast beef kitty
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
garnet roast beef kitty
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
garnet roast beef kitty
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
garnet roast beef kitty
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/01/25
Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/15/25
Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/18/25
Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/19/25
Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/22/25
Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/24/25
Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/27/25
Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
garnet roast beef kitty
  04/30/25
Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
garnet roast beef kitty
  05/03/25
India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
garnet roast beef kitty
  05/08/25
Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
garnet roast beef kitty
  06/19/25
Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
garnet roast beef kitty
  09/02/25
Scared straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
garnet roast beef kitty
  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
garnet roast beef kitty
  12/29/25
Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
pink buck-toothed weed whacker
  01/19/26
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idiotic startled point tattoo
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
translucent hell
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
garnet roast beef kitty
  02/22/26
Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students: https://xoxo...
evan39
  03/07/26
Female Air Force pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
evan39
  03/12/26


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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sneaky criminal deer antler



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sneaky criminal deer antler



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: indigo internal respiration fat ankles



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: hyperventilating contagious psychic



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Metal chartreuse degenerate theater



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: Trip keepsake machete chad



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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: painfully honest geriatric stage

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33520261)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

MOAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33520264)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33521212)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522637)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: angry insecure senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: hyperventilating contagious psychic

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: spruce kitty cat

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Electric Double Fault

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling carnelian lodge volcanic crater

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Cocky Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Irradiated pisswyrm newt

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: copper self-centered friendly grandma

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: copper self-centered friendly grandma

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Judgmental Parlour

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Cocky Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine Tanning Salon

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine Tanning Salon

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: lilac national new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Vengeful curious police squad

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Tripping messiness

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: spruce kitty cat

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Motley School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling carnelian lodge volcanic crater

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling carnelian lodge volcanic crater

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Silver provocative box office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac violet toilet seat bawdyhouse

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: magenta indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged ceo kitchen

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: hilarious depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: translucent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: spruce kitty cat

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Transparent pontificating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43719419)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43946102)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#44301829)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#44377769)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#44757593)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Cocky Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787892)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Vigorous Cocky Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49679564)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45299234)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Burgundy shitlib brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45299235)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45303375)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: talented immigrant

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355046)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355031)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling carnelian lodge volcanic crater

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355039)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45380393)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: ungodly boyish people who are hurt market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551569)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49713693)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45480742)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45542107)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Burgundy shitlib brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45592426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45689672)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45704179)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46417143)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: cowardly bright roommate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46417156)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46473984)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46549529)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46750143)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46750922)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46751002)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46761237)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787884)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46795853)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46799978)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46867817)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46894871)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46923177)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46928716)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46963933)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47075938)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: magenta indirect expression

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47118971)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Transparent pontificating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47118982)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47119285)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47138811)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: talented immigrant

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47138821)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47183791)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47288790)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47316607)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle henna temple hunting ground

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47334134)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47517084)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47547603)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47694636)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47712630)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47966302)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47976893)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47996531)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48111902)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48449228)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48467739)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48490398)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551475)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: hilarious depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551477)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48556988)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48556939)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48564822)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48599922)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48638144)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48661875)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48706553)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48782712)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48805077)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48851327)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48859653)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48863379)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48869849)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48876095)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48885819)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48892585)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: pink buck-toothed weed whacker

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: idiotic startled point tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: translucent hell

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: garnet roast beef kitty

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: evan39

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49722791)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: evan39

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49738785)