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A tall guy took me under his wing

Out of town at a conference and we go to this networking mix...
cool glans luke
  02/05/25
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rapepill proselytizing marriage counselor
  02/05/25


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Date: February 5th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: cool glans luke

Out of town at a conference and we go to this networking mixer, plenty of attractive women and lots of desperate guys hitting on them, this tall man grabbed me and said he needed me (I'm 6'3 but don't "use" my height much, i have a nice gal back home)

I asked him what he was doing and he said, "you ever see these nature vids of huge eagles swooping in, and attacking goats on cliffs? We are tall eagles. We might not get the goat but it's dying either way". So what we'd do is wait until a smaller man was taking to a woman and we'd "swoop in" on both sides of her and box him out and start saying funny movie quotes to each other. Lots of hilarious stuff from Austin Powers, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, etc. We'd stand on our tippy toes too to really max out. Every time we did this the small guy eventually got flustered and left. The women thought it was hilarious. They would high five and hug us. It was the craziest night of my life. The bartenders were giving us free drinks and started calling us the tall terror twins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675769&forum_id=2#48624905)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: rapepill proselytizing marriage counselor



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