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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Black Theater
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
flickering mind-boggling pistol
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Yellow Box Office Hissy Fit
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
flickering mind-boggling pistol
  07/14/25
100%
stirring locale scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
FAG
Self-centered base
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
carnelian contagious school
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Filthy rigpig
  07/14/25
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motley maroon idiot cuck
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stirring locale scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
frozen learning disabled shitlib
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Black Theater
  07/14/25
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mentally impaired stage trump supporter
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
frozen learning disabled shitlib
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Black Theater
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
frozen learning disabled shitlib
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Black Theater
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
frozen learning disabled shitlib
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galvanic half-breed
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
appetizing goyim
  07/15/25
Lol
frozen learning disabled shitlib
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Self-centered base
  07/15/25
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stirring locale scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
hyperventilating pea-brained church roast beef
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
motley maroon idiot cuck
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
flickering mind-boggling pistol
  07/14/25
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Yellow Box Office Hissy Fit
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frozen learning disabled shitlib
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Black Theater
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
flickering mind-boggling pistol
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Black Theater
  07/14/25
wut
Twinkling federal brunch
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Black Theater
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Sticky canary halford bawdyhouse
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galvanic half-breed
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smoky charismatic den
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beady-eyed tattoo pisswyrm
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
bright meetinghouse
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
smoky charismatic den
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carnelian contagious school
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Jet Main People Property
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mentally impaired stage trump supporter
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vibrant jew
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Sooty stock car
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Jet Main People Property
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we all have brother
stirring locale scourge upon the earth
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stirring locale scourge upon the earth
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galvanic half-breed
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
diverse persian nursing home
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translucent degenerate toaster
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
startled glassy toilet seat
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
galvanic half-breed
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Magenta patrolman market
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Internet-worthy electric furnace giraffe
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Marvelous judgmental mental disorder alpha
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Costumed dark crackhouse
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
territorial brass stead
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Orange mad cow disease
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
appetizing goyim
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Irradiated sienna point
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Self-centered base
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frozen learning disabled shitlib
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stirring locale scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
stirring locale scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Black Theater
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Black Theater

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: flickering mind-boggling pistol

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Yellow Box Office Hissy Fit

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: flickering mind-boggling pistol

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: stirring locale scourge upon the earth

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Self-centered base

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: carnelian contagious school

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Filthy rigpig

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: motley maroon idiot cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: stirring locale scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: frozen learning disabled shitlib

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Black Theater

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: frozen learning disabled shitlib

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Black Theater

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: frozen learning disabled shitlib

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Black Theater

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: frozen learning disabled shitlib

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: galvanic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: appetizing goyim

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: frozen learning disabled shitlib

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Self-centered base

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: stirring locale scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating pea-brained church roast beef

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: motley maroon idiot cuck

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: flickering mind-boggling pistol

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Yellow Box Office Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: frozen learning disabled shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Black Theater

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: flickering mind-boggling pistol

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Black Theater

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Twinkling federal brunch

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Black Theater

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Sticky canary halford bawdyhouse

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: galvanic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Low-t Alcoholic Dragon Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: smoky charismatic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Frisky violet menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed tattoo pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: bright meetinghouse

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: smoky charismatic den

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: carnelian contagious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Jet Main People Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: blue apoplectic ceo senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: frozen learning disabled shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: vibrant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Sooty stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Jet Main People Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: stirring locale scourge upon the earth

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: stirring locale scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: galvanic half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: diverse persian nursing home

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: translucent degenerate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: startled glassy toilet seat

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: galvanic half-breed

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Magenta patrolman market

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy electric furnace giraffe

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Marvelous judgmental mental disorder alpha

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Costumed dark crackhouse

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: territorial brass stead

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Orange mad cow disease

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: appetizing goyim

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Self-centered base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: frozen learning disabled shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: stirring locale scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: stirring locale scourge upon the earth

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Black Theater

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)