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in the fight of my life to convince wife to open 1.85% savings acct

"seems risky"
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube
  09/23/18
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Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube
  09/24/18
My wife wants all of our money to sit in our checking and/or...
jet-lagged hell nowag
  09/24/18
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Slippery Motley Stock Car Crackhouse
  09/24/18
There’s zero rational reason if it’s below the FDIC limit. P...
Anal Magical Idea He Suggested
  09/24/18
"hmmm idk i don't understand all that stuff" *goe...
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube
  09/24/18
...
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/24/18
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House-broken knife
  09/24/18
buy bitcoin
Hot violent multi-billionaire
  09/24/18
Lmao. It isn't "risky" at all.
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/24/18
she needs that money available to spend on avocado toast you...
bistre tanning salon
  09/24/18
Why would she think it's risky? What would she rather do wit...
Charismatic water buffalo set
  09/24/18
Also, you can get 2% these days: https://www.hsbcdirect.com/...
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/24/18
if u know u aren't going to need the money for a while, gold...
Rose coldplay fan newt
  09/24/18
If you know you aren’t going to need the money for a while, ...
House-broken knife
  09/24/18
i mean if u want to have a stable no risk emergency fund
Rose coldplay fan newt
  09/24/18
Given that emergencies are unpredictable, a 2% liquid accoun...
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/24/18
fair. i'm stashing enough to pay mortgage and necessities fo...
Rose coldplay fan newt
  09/24/18
That's what bothers me. This requires an amount of effort a...
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/24/18
It's called a credit card doofus. Assuming you don't have sh...
Transparent Glittery Dragon Son Of Senegal
  09/24/18
I'd rather have 2% 100% risk free and liquid. If I don't ne...
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/24/18
lol @ any "man" who has to "convince" hi...
Bearded medicated garrison sex offender
  09/24/18
Where is that money now???
Confused Filthy Ticket Booth
  09/24/18
(not a mattress scholar)
ruby up-to-no-good indirect expression
  09/24/18
megabank checking, same place it has been for years
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube
  09/24/18
How much are you talking about?
Charismatic water buffalo set
  09/24/18
$100k
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube
  09/24/18
So basically burning $2k/year in cash by keeping it in a 0% ...
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/24/18
"hmmmm" *browses insta*
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube
  09/24/18
Why does she think that a savings account is riskier than a ...
spruce half-breed
  09/24/18
she thinks these banks she's never heard of (HSBC, goldman, ...
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube
  09/24/18
"banks she's never heard of (HSBC, goldman, etc)" ...
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/24/18
...
Rose coldplay fan newt
  09/24/18
i literally hate women
Hateful Out-of-control Kitty Cat
  09/24/18
We all do
Vibrant site halford
  09/24/18
sounds like a good time to put together a powerpoint present...
wine den
  09/24/18
Is she a housewife? No way a person has never heard of those...
Heady orange scourge upon the earth step-uncle's house
  09/24/18
...
aromatic plaza boistinker
  09/25/18
Lol OP did you blow your credibility with crypto or somethin...
carmine vigorous pit
  09/24/18


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Date: September 23rd, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube

"seems risky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36870515)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876735)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged hell nowag

My wife wants all of our money to sit in our checking and/or savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876757)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Slippery Motley Stock Car Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876762)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Anal Magical Idea He Suggested

There’s zero rational reason if it’s below the FDIC limit. Pick up I bonds too if you want zero risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876883)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube

"hmmm idk i don't understand all that stuff"

*goes back to browsing insta*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876970)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876979)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: House-broken knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877078)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Hot violent multi-billionaire

buy bitcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876965)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker

Lmao. It isn't "risky" at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876973)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: bistre tanning salon

she needs that money available to spend on avocado toast you insensitive piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36876996)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Charismatic water buffalo set

Why would she think it's risky? What would she rather do with it? I assume it's FDIC insured, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877009)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker

Also, you can get 2% these days: https://www.hsbcdirect.com/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877031)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Rose coldplay fan newt

if u know u aren't going to need the money for a while, goldman's fast casual chain "marcus" has 12 mo cds at 2.55% and savings at 1.9%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877056)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: House-broken knife

If you know you aren’t going to need the money for a while, buy index funds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877082)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Rose coldplay fan newt

i mean if u want to have a stable no risk emergency fund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877107)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker

Given that emergencies are unpredictable, a 2% liquid account is probably ideal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877158)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Rose coldplay fan newt

fair. i'm stashing enough to pay mortgage and necessities for 6-12 months and will come out slightly ahead by staggering cds and keeping only 2 or so months' worth of expenses on hand in the checking account, but it'll probably only amount to a few hundred dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877193)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker

That's what bothers me. This requires an amount of effort and care that doesn't justify the payoff. At that point, you're better off having less in instruments that don't keep up with real inflation and instead have a good mix of equities that are likely to pay significantly more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877278)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Transparent Glittery Dragon Son Of Senegal

It's called a credit card doofus. Assuming you don't have shit credit, you need about two months' bare minimum expenses in cash that can be accessed same day. The rest should be in SPY, real estate, or a diversified equities portfolio.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877161)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker

I'd rather have 2% 100% risk free and liquid. If I don't need to touch it for a year, I'll throw it in dividend ETFs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877106)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: Bearded medicated garrison sex offender

lol @ any "man" who has to "convince" his wife to do something with their money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877086)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Confused Filthy Ticket Booth

Where is that money now???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877111)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: ruby up-to-no-good indirect expression

(not a mattress scholar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877124)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube

megabank checking, same place it has been for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877140)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Charismatic water buffalo set

How much are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877164)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube

$100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877309)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker

So basically burning $2k/year in cash by keeping it in a 0% acct.

That said, I'm not sure about keeping even $100k in a 2% because real inflation is probably 3-4%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877317)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube

"hmmmm"

*browses insta*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877325)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: spruce half-breed

Why does she think that a savings account is riskier than a checking account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877292)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy headpube

she thinks these banks she's never heard of (HSBC, goldman, etc) are riskier than B of A ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877319)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker

"banks she's never heard of (HSBC, goldman, etc)"

omg, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877326)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Rose coldplay fan newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877354)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Hateful Out-of-control Kitty Cat

i literally hate women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877162)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Vibrant site halford

We all do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877165)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: wine den

sounds like a good time to put together a powerpoint presentation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877180)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Heady orange scourge upon the earth step-uncle's house

Is she a housewife? No way a person has never heard of those big name banks or thinks a savings account is risky ... unless this is code for not wanting to have to “save” money - savings accounts aren’t really different from checking in terms of liquidity, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877390)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: aromatic plaza boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36889876)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: carmine vigorous pit

Lol OP did you blow your credibility with crypto or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4084970&forum_id=2#36877638)