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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortois...
Territorial low-t hairy legs
  06/15/25
He maed it
shimmering theatre macaca
  06/15/25
Its never too late to maek it
Gay hissy fit
  06/15/25
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odious gaping jewess
  06/15/25
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arousing slate brethren pisswyrm
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Magical fiercely-loyal field toaster
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Hairraiser cruel-hearted rigpig skinny woman
  06/16/25
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sticky poppy location messiness
  06/16/25
So doodikoff still has a chance?
cordovan infuriating temple
  06/15/25
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Racy Out-of-control Coffee Pot
  06/15/25
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arrogant center toilet seat
  06/16/25
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Hyperventilating point
  06/16/25
what’s his moniker?
Blue Very Tactful Headpube
  06/15/25
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odious gaping jewess
  06/15/25
Goliath
Territorial low-t hairy legs
  06/15/25
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Cracking maroon rehab
  06/16/25
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odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
What's up?
Cracking maroon rehab
  06/16/25
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Blue Very Tactful Headpube
  06/16/25
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odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-b...
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
Cracking maroon rehab
  06/16/25
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
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Hairraiser cruel-hearted rigpig skinny woman
  06/16/25
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odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
saffron business firm ape
  06/16/25
180
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
offensive black woman place of business
  06/16/25
(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
arrogant center toilet seat
  06/16/25
!!!
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
...
sticky poppy location messiness
  06/16/25
...
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
Cracking maroon rehab
  06/16/25
18000000000000000
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
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rusted bawdyhouse
  06/16/25
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odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on faceb...
Glassy goal in life
  06/16/25
😹😹😹
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
LOL
rusted bawdyhouse
  06/16/25
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odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
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Territorial low-t hairy legs
  06/20/25
How old was the lady?
sticky poppy location messiness
  06/16/25
Cq
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
Unhinged alcoholic casino philosopher-king
  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
odious gaping jewess
  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
Territorial low-t hairy legs
  06/20/25
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Territorial low-t hairy legs
  09/14/25


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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Territorial low-t hairy legs

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018366)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: shimmering theatre macaca

He maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018367)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Gay hissy fit

Its never too late to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018390)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018407)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: arousing slate brethren pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018409)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Magical fiercely-loyal field toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019699)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Hairraiser cruel-hearted rigpig skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020087)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: sticky poppy location messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020454)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: cordovan infuriating temple

So doodikoff still has a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018372)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Racy Out-of-control Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018411)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: arrogant center toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019702)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Hyperventilating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019706)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Blue Very Tactful Headpube

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018418)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018451)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Territorial low-t hairy legs

Goliath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019248)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Cracking maroon rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019689)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: odious gaping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020120)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Cracking maroon rehab

What's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019687)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Blue Very Tactful Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019849)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021392)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: odious gaping jewess

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019863)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Cracking maroon rehab

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: odious gaping jewess

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019874)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Hairraiser cruel-hearted rigpig skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020086)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021391)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: saffron business firm ape

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: odious gaping jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020081)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: offensive black woman place of business

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: arrogant center toilet seat

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020301)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020451)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: sticky poppy location messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020455)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021885)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Cracking maroon rehab

That's exactly how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021375)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021388)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: rusted bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021414)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021425)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Glassy goal in life

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021645)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess

😹😹😹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021652)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: rusted bawdyhouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021694)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021695)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Territorial low-t hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49036077)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: sticky poppy location messiness

How old was the lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020456)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020702)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Unhinged alcoholic casino philosopher-king

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021269)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: odious gaping jewess

What's her ZoZo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021280)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Territorial low-t hairy legs

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49036083)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Territorial low-t hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49270067)