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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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  07/14/25
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Ultramarine messiness
  07/14/25
Ty
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  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
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The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
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  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
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  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
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  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Crusty Goyim Love Of Her Life
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Irate Dragon
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
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  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
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  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
tantric cracking hell affirmative action
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
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  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
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what a stud
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
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I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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The N-word would be a clever wink
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You're honor I'm gay
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"I have sex with men for money"
startled boyish corn cake
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at least use the word scholarship.
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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Best of luck
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
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what is this case over anyway
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Where is the link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
tantric cracking hell affirmative action
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
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Here he comes
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
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rookie blunder
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ahhhhh shit!!!
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Wow aren't laws crazy
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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olive buck-toothed boltzmann
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Maize rigor associate
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
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Really makes you think huh
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
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Oh epah fucked up
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
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needs legal advice
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
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Imagine?
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
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"I can turn him straight"
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
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olive buck-toothed boltzmann
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
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“If your honors would like…”
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Tho humble
Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office
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we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
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Relatively modest recovery tp
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
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Further errors tp
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forwent work
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looking at their firm size tp
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Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
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Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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*gayer
Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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he's just "eccentric"
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
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tls fox
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
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gonna have to be way more specific
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It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
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Defense taking umbrage tp
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
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stfu fag
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It is good to be home.
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
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ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
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He’s really good
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
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slaveholders were 180 tho
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
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You have no idea what you are talking about.
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Silver business firm weed whacker



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Crusty Goyim Love Of Her Life

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Crusty Goyim Love Of Her Life

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Crusty Goyim Love Of Her Life

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Irate Dragon

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Godawful swashbuckling half-breed

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: tantric cracking hell affirmative action

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: startled boyish corn cake

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: startled boyish corn cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: olive buck-toothed boltzmann

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: arousing theater stage jap

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: startled boyish corn cake

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: arousing theater stage jap

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: diverse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Buff trip lettuce public bath

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Contagious coldplay fan

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: startled boyish corn cake

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Jet step-uncle's house

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Jet step-uncle's house

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: thriller deer antler

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Crusty Goyim Love Of Her Life

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Crusty Goyim Love Of Her Life

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Indian Lodge

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Wonderful copper tattoo

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Ebony pisswyrm plaza

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: tantric cracking hell affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: olive buck-toothed boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: tantric cracking hell affirmative action

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Ebony pisswyrm plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: tantric cracking hell affirmative action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: ruby foreskin crackhouse

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Sienna learning disabled police squad

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Cream mood elastic band

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Ebony pisswyrm plaza

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ruby foreskin crackhouse

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Buff trip lettuce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Infuriating mind-boggling gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: olive buck-toothed boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: ruby foreskin crackhouse

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: startled boyish corn cake

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: gaped temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Buff trip lettuce public bath

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: dun hairless stock car pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: spectacular avocado crotch institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: indecent multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: diverse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: dun hairless stock car pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: chest-beating site

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Bateful cruise ship pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Buff trip lettuce public bath

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Buff trip lettuce public bath

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: tantric cracking hell affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Nubile mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Buff trip lettuce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: dun hairless stock car pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: know-it-all hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: indecent multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Marvelous crimson point candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: olive buck-toothed boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Buff trip lettuce public bath

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: gaped temple

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: ruby foreskin crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Sienna learning disabled police squad

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Buff trip lettuce public bath

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: hateful black hissy fit

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: hateful black hissy fit

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: startled boyish corn cake

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: dun hairless stock car pit

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: know-it-all hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Godawful swashbuckling half-breed

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: indecent multi-billionaire international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Glittery magenta wrinkle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Infuriating mind-boggling gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Contagious coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: dashing dark theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: startled boyish corn cake

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: dun hairless stock car pit

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: dun hairless stock car pit

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: tantric cracking hell affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Turquoise aphrodisiac box office

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Community Account

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: spectacular avocado crotch institution

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: spectacular avocado crotch institution

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: spectacular avocado crotch institution

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: spectacular avocado crotch institution

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Translucent bonkers circlehead center

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: spectacular avocado crotch institution

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: olive buck-toothed boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: dun hairless stock car pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: balding prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: big hilarious psychic

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: tantric cracking hell affirmative action

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Pearly razzle background story

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Aggressive canary really tough guy juggernaut

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Aggressive canary really tough guy juggernaut

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: tantric cracking hell affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: chest-beating site

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: chest-beating site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: chest-beating site

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: know-it-all hall

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Pearl Idea He Suggested

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Nubile mexican

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stead

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Brindle sneaky criminal principal's office

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stead

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Gay ticket booth faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Indian Lodge

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Onyx vigorous newt

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Onyx vigorous newt

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Motley toaster corner

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Silver business firm weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: lemon den

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Pearl Idea He Suggested

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Marvelous crimson point candlestick maker

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Maize rigor associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: dashing dark theatre

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: sickened twisted brunch ape

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Motley toaster corner

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: thirsty maroon stag film

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Pearl Idea He Suggested

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105370)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49138680)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: boner police?s buttondick ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49180889)