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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
Bossy hospital
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759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
snowy metal lettuce athletic conference
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Diverse nofapping affirmative action house
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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Tripping menage genital piercing
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
Bossy hospital
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useless gold church
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underrated
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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lol damn how have I never seen this thread
Offensive Stage
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
Offensive Stage
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Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
Balding chapel national security agency
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Doing the Lord's work, brother
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
Bossy hospital
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seedy transparent legal warrant bawdyhouse
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33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
Bossy hospital
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Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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Tripping menage genital piercing
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Provocative bipolar dog poop pisswyrm
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useless gold church
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cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness
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Concupiscible Brindle Death Wish
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fucking genius
Free-loading Skinny Woman
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Spectacular pozpig potus
  12/04/13
180
Thriller striped hyena
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vigorous step-uncle's house
  07/06/14
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Excitant immigrant
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shimmering electric stain location
  11/13/14
18000000
contagious stead
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
nubile marketing idea haunted graveyard
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useless gold church
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Green Wonderful Hell Roast Beef
  02/28/16
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Comical parlor
  12/14/16
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/25/17
Lol
Zippy Dilemma Alpha
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Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  04/16/17
easter bump
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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ruby hall nibblets
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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histrionic locale
  10/10/17
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Navy jet-lagged theater
  11/28/17
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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Bossy hospital
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ruby hall nibblets
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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lmfao this one is killing me
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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Startling razzle hominid library
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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MERRY CHRISTMAS bump
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
Bossy hospital
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1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
Bossy hospital
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pink alcoholic theatre pocket flask
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February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
Bossy hospital
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loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
stimulating filthy brethren main people
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...
Excitant immigrant
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
yellow indian lodge trump supporter
  08/25/15
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Racy Hyperactive Laser Beams Public Bath
  11/28/17
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Startled Dun Property Roommate
  12/15/17
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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seedy transparent legal warrant bawdyhouse
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July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
Bossy hospital
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lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
Bossy hospital
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
Bossy hospital
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
snowy metal lettuce athletic conference
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smoky jap
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big internal respiration
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May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
Bossy hospital
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lolololol
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
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180!!
Overrated sex offender
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
Self-absorbed kitchen
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...
big internal respiration
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...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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This is fucking genius brother. 180
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
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At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
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Overrated sex offender
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Slate Base
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Flickering fanboi
  12/03/13
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bateful incel
  12/03/13
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cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness
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...
cerise exhilarant jew
  12/03/13
this is very good.
narrow-minded bbw ticket booth
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cowardly dull depressive
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
Bossy hospital
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useless gold church
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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do more please
Sepia boyish private investor
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
Bossy hospital
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This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
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...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
...
Rose voyeur field
  08/29/14
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Bossy hospital
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  04/16/17
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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wholly shit lmfao
odious office
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
cracking mischievous turdskin famous landscape painting
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Charismatic School
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November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
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vivacious place of business hissy fit
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jfc
useless gold church
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no, jfk
Bossy hospital
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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Razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy spot dopamine
  02/19/23
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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garnet cuckoldry
  03/29/20
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
Bossy hospital
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
Bossy hospital
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...
Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe
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...
pink alcoholic theatre pocket flask
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
cerise exhilarant jew
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...
Excitant immigrant
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
useless gold church
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...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
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September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
Sickened Weed Whacker Locus
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...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
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April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
cerise exhilarant jew
  12/03/13
subtle
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
cerise exhilarant jew
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
useless gold church
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...
purple piazza
  09/17/15
oh man
smoky jap
  11/02/16
...
big internal respiration
  03/25/17
...
Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe
  11/03/20
...
Concupiscible Brindle Death Wish
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma
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...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
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...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
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Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
snowy metal lettuce athletic conference
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  12/03/13
...
Bossy hospital
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brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
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ty bro.
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
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...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
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180
Hairraiser digit ratio heaven
  12/04/13
...
fiercely-loyal market
  12/12/13
...
Rose voyeur field
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79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
Spectacular pozpig potus
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...
Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe
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LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
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...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
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useless gold church
  09/17/15
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Orange Principal's Office Telephone
  07/31/20
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
Bossy hospital
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Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
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At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
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...
Awkward brass partner lay
  12/05/13
Underrated
useless gold church
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/25/17
...
Zippy Dilemma Alpha
  03/25/17
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  03/25/17
...
Flatulent senate son of senegal
  02/08/18
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/06/20
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
...
Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
  10/19/21
...
Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
  03/15/22
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Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
  11/19/22
...
Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
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April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
Bossy hospital
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180
Aromatic Burgundy Coffee Pot Toaster
  07/06/14
...
disturbing chocolate stag film
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
unholy garrison
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
unholy garrison
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4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
Bossy hospital
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...
useless gold church
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big internal respiration
  03/25/17
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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...
Dashing feces
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
Bossy hospital
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
Dashing feces
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
Bossy hospital
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
Dashing feces
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
Bossy hospital
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
Dashing feces
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
Bossy hospital
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...
useless gold church
  09/17/15
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
Bossy hospital
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This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  12/03/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/21/13
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
Bossy hospital
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...
Spectacular pozpig potus
  12/03/13
180
Flesh Psychic Sound Barrier
  06/07/14
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beady-eyed chest-beating background story
  11/13/14
...
Orange Principal's Office Telephone
  07/31/20
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
...
Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/03/13
...
Bossy hospital
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big internal respiration
  03/25/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
Bossy hospital
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...
useless gold church
  09/17/15
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  05/09/20
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
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April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
Bossy hospital
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
Self-absorbed kitchen
  12/05/13
...
big internal respiration
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
Ultramarine high-end station toilet seat
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
useless gold church
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
red mad cow disease tanning salon
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/03/13
...
Hairraiser digit ratio heaven
  12/04/13
...
fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma
  12/04/13
lol
useless gold church
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
Erotic exciting liquid oxygen
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Irradiated bistre degenerate
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
Aromatic Burgundy Coffee Pot Toaster
  07/06/14
...
Passionate Mint Rehab
  01/13/15
...
Bossy hospital
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
zombie-like insane resort legend
  03/27/17
wrong
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
Bossy hospital
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vivacious place of business hissy fit
  12/05/13
...
big internal respiration
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
Bossy hospital
  12/04/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/04/13
i'm dying
rough-skinned learning disabled party of the first part
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
I think so too
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
...
fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma
  12/11/13
...
beady-eyed chest-beating background story
  11/13/14
...
big internal respiration
  03/25/17
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/06/20
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/04/13
...
useless gold church
  09/17/15
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
mauve 180 crotch juggernaut
  12/04/13
lol
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/04/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
avocado shrine
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
Sticky galvanic trailer park
  12/04/13
...
Diverse nofapping affirmative action house
  04/20/14
lol
Bossy hospital
  11/28/17
...
Racy Hyperactive Laser Beams Public Bath
  11/28/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
  03/15/22
...
massive lime point community account
  03/09/23
...
Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set
  12/15/24
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
jfc
useless gold church
  09/17/15
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma
  12/11/13
lmao 180
Startled Dun Property Roommate
  12/15/17
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  06/05/19
LMAO
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set
  12/05/13
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
...
massive lime point community account
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
Bossy hospital
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...
big internal respiration
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
emerald stubborn plaza keepsake machete
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/25/17
nice
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
...
Topaz becky orchestra pit
  03/25/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
180
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
180
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  12/05/13
...
Twinkling Sneaky Criminal
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/27/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
thirsty tattoo
  12/05/13
...
useless gold church
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
dead painfully honest love of her life
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
Claret parlour mediation
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
180
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
  12/05/13
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/11/13
...
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  12/12/13
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soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness
  12/05/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
i loved this one
vengeful multi-colored meetinghouse cuckold
  12/06/13
ty brother
cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/13
180
Bossy hospital
  06/03/14
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
180
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
avocado shrine
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/12/13
Excellent.
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/21/13
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
...
Bossy hospital
  10/03/14
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
blathering spruce blood rage native
  12/05/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
lol
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
Best in class
cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness
  12/05/13
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/11/13
...
Rose voyeur field
  08/29/14
I lol'd
useless gold church
  09/17/15
...
Comical parlor
  12/14/16
...
Topaz becky orchestra pit
  03/25/17
...
big internal respiration
  03/25/17
180
Razzmatazz fishy antidepressant drug
  03/27/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
blathering spruce blood rage native
  12/05/13
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/11/13
...
Frisky gaping
  12/11/13
...
Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe
  06/30/14
...
Rose voyeur field
  08/29/14
Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails ...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
...
crystalline appetizing yarmulke
  12/18/13
April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
blathering spruce blood rage native
  12/05/13
Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
  12/05/13
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
avocado shrine
  08/29/14
...
Topaz becky orchestra pit
  03/25/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
...
blathering spruce blood rage native
  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe
  06/30/14
1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
fragrant pearl really tough guy
  12/05/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/05/13
1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
Bossy hospital
  12/05/13
R O F L
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  12/06/13
...
Free-loading Skinny Woman
  12/06/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/06/13
180
Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe
  06/30/14
...
Comical parlor
  12/14/16
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
Heady deep faggot firefighter
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
Bossy hospital
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
Bossy hospital
  12/07/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
insecure dysfunction abode
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
Erotic exciting liquid oxygen
  12/11/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/11/13
...
blathering spruce blood rage native
  12/11/13
April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma
  12/11/13
...
blathering spruce blood rage native
  12/11/13
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/06/20
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma
  12/11/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/12/13
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  05/09/20
25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
Bossy hospital
  12/11/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
insecure dysfunction abode
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
unholy garrison
  12/18/13
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  12/18/13
...
Excitant immigrant
  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
Confused electric furnace
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
white marvelous school cafeteria
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
useless gold church
  09/17/15
1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
Bossy hospital
  04/19/14
...
useless gold church
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
Bossy hospital
  04/19/14
...
useless gold church
  09/17/15
...
big internal respiration
  03/25/17
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
Bossy hospital
  04/19/14
...
laughsome naked round eye reading party
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
Bossy hospital
  04/20/14
lol
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  08/20/14
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  10/02/14
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
Bossy hospital
  04/20/14
180 for 'Reudop'
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  08/20/14
...
Thriller striped hyena
  06/03/14
...
cowardly dull depressive
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
Bossy hospital
  07/06/14
...
useless gold church
  09/17/15
...
cowardly dull depressive
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  08/20/14
June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
Cheese-eating violent state
  08/20/14
...
Bossy hospital
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  08/20/14
this the shit i like
Lascivious Sanctuary Fat Ankles
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
Overrated sex offender
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
Overrated sex offender
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
Bossy hospital
  10/02/14
tcr
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/02/14
both are 180
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
Bossy hospital
  10/02/14
nice
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
Bossy hospital
  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
Bossy hospital
  10/02/14
lol, 180.
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/02/14
180
Awkward brass partner lay
  10/02/14
180 find
cowardly dull depressive
  10/03/14
180
sable coiffed stage
  01/13/15
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
Slate Base
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
blathering spruce blood rage native
  08/09/15
...
cerise exhilarant jew
  08/10/15
LOL
Zippy Dilemma Alpha
  09/17/15
...
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  10/21/16
...
Zippy Dilemma Alpha
  11/28/17
...
salmon site mexican
  10/24/16
...
Comical parlor
  12/14/16
180 simglitch
Topaz becky orchestra pit
  03/25/17
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/25/17
...
sooty french chef lodge
  03/25/17
...
adulterous hateful corner
  03/27/17
180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
ruby hall nibblets
  04/21/19
...
Bossy hospital
  05/15/19
...
Gay vibrant puppy double fault
  06/05/19
...
indecent maroon space
  03/05/20
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/06/20
...
Orange Principal's Office Telephone
  07/31/20
LMFAO this may be the best one yet
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
...
Orange Principal's Office Telephone
  12/26/20
...
Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
  03/09/21
this is like the third time this poast has made me little te...
Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
  10/19/21
...
Curious Violet Azn Center
  03/15/22
...
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  11/08/22
...
french clown
  02/19/23
...
haunting milk casino
  10/02/24
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
Bossy hospital
  10/02/14
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
Bossy hospital
  10/03/14
...
Excitant immigrant
  08/06/15
http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif
cowardly dull depressive
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
Excitant immigrant
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
Excitant immigrant
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/16/14
2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  10/16/14
...
Excitant immigrant
  10/16/14
...
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  08/19/16
...
Topaz becky orchestra pit
  03/25/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
Bossy hospital
  12/06/14
lol
Bossy hospital
  04/10/15
lol again
Bossy hospital
  02/28/16
lol again
Bossy hospital
  07/13/20
yup
Bossy hospital
  08/20/20
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
Bossy hospital
  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
Bossy hospital
  01/13/15
I lol'd
useless gold church
  09/17/15
November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
Bossy hospital
  01/13/15
June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
Bossy hospital
  01/13/15
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  02/10/15
...
primrose floppy national ratface
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
Bossy hospital
  01/13/15
February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
vengeful multi-colored meetinghouse cuckold
  02/04/15
...
Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse
  02/10/15
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
Excitant immigrant
  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
vengeful multi-colored meetinghouse cuckold
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
pale quadroon
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
pale quadroon
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
useless gold church
  09/17/15
...
stirring shivering range
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
Excitant immigrant
  08/06/15
...
pale quadroon
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
Flatulent senate son of senegal
  08/07/15
...
pale quadroon
  08/10/15
November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
pale quadroon
  08/10/15
...
massive lime point community account
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
Bossy hospital
  10/20/15
...
vengeful multi-colored meetinghouse cuckold
  10/20/15
cr
yellow indian lodge trump supporter
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
supple out-of-control gunner hairy legs
  02/28/16
...
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  04/03/16
...
Bossy hospital
  09/23/16
...
smoky jap
  11/02/16
...
Bossy hospital
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole
  04/03/16
...
smoky jap
  11/02/16
...
big internal respiration
  03/25/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
...
Indigo trip organic girlfriend church building
  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
Bossy hospital
  09/23/16
...
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  10/21/16
...
Amber forum mental disorder
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
Bossy hospital
  11/15/16
November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
Bossy hospital
  11/15/16
November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
blathering spruce blood rage native
  12/13/16
180
Bossy hospital
  12/13/16
...
Aphrodisiac Factory Reset Button Sandwich
  12/14/16
...
Excitant immigrant
  03/25/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
...
Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
blathering spruce blood rage native
  11/17/16
122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
khaki newt messiness
  01/26/17
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
Excitant immigrant
  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/25/17
...
At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home
  03/25/17
...
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  03/27/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
avocado shrine
  03/27/17
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
zombie-like insane resort legend
  03/27/17
...
swashbuckling blue brunch
  09/04/17
May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
Bossy hospital
  04/15/17
June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
Bossy hospital
  04/15/17
May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
Bossy hospital
  11/28/17
...
Racy Hyperactive Laser Beams Public Bath
  11/28/17
...
Racy Hyperactive Laser Beams Public Bath
  11/28/17
636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
Startled Dun Property Roommate
  12/15/17
1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
Startled Dun Property Roommate
  12/15/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
Startled Dun Property Roommate
  12/15/17
1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
Startled Dun Property Roommate
  12/15/17
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
Startled Dun Property Roommate
  12/15/17
November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
Startled Dun Property Roommate
  12/15/17
...
seedy transparent legal warrant bawdyhouse
  08/16/18
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/29/18
...
motley canary address
  04/26/18
...
big internal respiration
  05/11/18
May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
Bossy hospital
  04/21/19
August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
Balding chapel national security agency
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
Bossy hospital
  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
Bossy hospital
  06/03/19
...
laughsome naked round eye reading party
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
Bossy hospital
  10/06/19
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/06/20
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  01/02/20
February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala...
Jade Boiling Water
  03/05/20
...
ungodly police squad idea he suggested
  03/29/20
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  03/06/20
...
primrose floppy national ratface
  03/06/20
January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h...
Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set
  03/10/20
...
hideous personal credit line
  03/29/20
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  04/18/20
...
Mind-boggling demanding black woman den
  06/23/20
lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
Bossy hospital
  07/24/20
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  11/03/20
1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
Bossy hospital
  07/31/20
...
Balding chapel national security agency
  11/03/20
...
big internal respiration
  12/26/20
...
Crawly Autistic Business Firm
  03/09/21
1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
thirsty tattoo
  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set
  10/07/21
...
Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set
  12/15/24
...
Magical Gay Wizard
  10/19/21
...
Bull headed area
  03/15/22
...
soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund
  03/19/22
Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 ...
pale quadroon
  03/20/22
...
gaped giraffe
  06/26/22
September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le...
Bossy hospital
  08/08/22
May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl...
Balding chapel national security agency
  08/08/22
January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon...
Bossy hospital
  12/08/22
...
Cordovan university international law enforcement agency
  12/11/22
Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi...
Ocher karate indirect expression
  12/11/22
Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik...
Cordovan university international law enforcement agency
  12/11/22
December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate...
Bossy hospital
  12/11/22
...
aqua talented faggotry cruise ship
  03/09/23
...
Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead
  05/16/23
05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w...
Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca
  06/22/23
...
Well-lubricated chestnut generalized bond
  06/22/23
December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri...
Bossy hospital
  12/24/23
Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic...
Bossy hospital
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: snowy metal lettuce athletic conference

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556890)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Diverse nofapping affirmative action house



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: Tripping menage genital piercing



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556669)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: useless gold church



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

underrated

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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: Offensive Stage

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Offensive Stage

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Balding chapel national security agency

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: seedy transparent legal warrant bawdyhouse



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: Provocative bipolar dog poop pisswyrm



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: useless gold church



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible Brindle Death Wish



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman

fucking genius

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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Spectacular pozpig potus



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: Thriller striped hyena

180

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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: vigorous step-uncle's house



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: contagious stead

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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: nubile marketing idea haunted graveyard

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: useless gold church



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Comical parlor



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Zippy Dilemma Alpha

Lol

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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead

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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ruby hall nibblets



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead

still fucking lol at this

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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: histrionic locale



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Navy jet-lagged theater



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Bossy hospital



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: ruby hall nibblets



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Startling razzle hominid library



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: December 24th, 2024 7:53 AM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead

MERRY CHRISTMAS bump

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: pink alcoholic theatre pocket flask



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: stimulating filthy brethren main people

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: yellow indian lodge trump supporter

laughed all morning thinking about this

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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Racy Hyperactive Laser Beams Public Bath



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Startled Dun Property Roommate



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



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Date: December 24th, 2024 8:02 AM
Author: seedy transparent legal warrant bawdyhouse



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: snowy metal lettuce athletic conference

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: smoky jap



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: big internal respiration



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home

lolololol

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Overrated sex offender

180!!

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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed kitchen

LOLOLOLOL

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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: big internal respiration



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole

This is fucking genius brother. 180

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



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Author: Overrated sex offender



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Author: Slate Base



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Author: bateful incel



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: cerise exhilarant jew



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: narrow-minded bbw ticket booth

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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: cowardly dull depressive



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: useless gold church



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Sepia boyish private investor

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Rose voyeur field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: odious office

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: cracking mischievous turdskin famous landscape painting

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Charismatic School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: vivacious place of business hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: useless gold church

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bat shit crazy spot dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: garnet cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: pink alcoholic theatre pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: cerise exhilarant jew

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: useless gold church

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Sickened Weed Whacker Locus

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: cerise exhilarant jew

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: cerise exhilarant jew

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: useless gold church

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: purple piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: smoky jap

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Brindle Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: snowy metal lettuce athletic conference

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser digit ratio heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Rose voyeur field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Spectacular pozpig potus

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Orange Principal's Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Awkward brass partner lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: useless gold church

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Zippy Dilemma Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Flatulent senate son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45516426)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 7:35 AM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500694)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy Coffee Pot Toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: disturbing chocolate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: unholy garrison

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: unholy garrison

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: Dashing feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Dashing feces

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Dashing feces

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Dashing feces

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Spectacular pozpig potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: Flesh Psychic Sound Barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed chest-beating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Orange Principal's Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Self-absorbed kitchen

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine high-end station toilet seat

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: useless gold church

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: red mad cow disease tanning salon

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser digit ratio heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: useless gold church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Erotic exciting liquid oxygen

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Irradiated bistre degenerate

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy Coffee Pot Toaster

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Passionate Mint Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: zombie-like insane resort legend

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: vivacious place of business hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: rough-skinned learning disabled party of the first part

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed chest-beating background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: mauve 180 crotch juggernaut

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: avocado shrine

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Sticky galvanic trailer park

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Diverse nofapping affirmative action house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Racy Hyperactive Laser Beams Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: massive lime point community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031819)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451070)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: useless gold church

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Startled Dun Property Roommate

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: massive lime point community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: emerald stubborn plaza keepsake machete

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Topaz becky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Twinkling Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: thirsty tattoo

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: dead painfully honest love of her life

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: Claret parlour mediation

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: vengeful multi-colored meetinghouse cuckold

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: avocado shrine

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic twinkling uncleanness

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Rose voyeur field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: useless gold church

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Comical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Topaz becky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fishy antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Frisky gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Rose voyeur field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: crystalline appetizing yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: avocado shrine

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Topaz becky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: fragrant pearl really tough guy

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Free-loading Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Rambunctious big-titted sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Comical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Heady deep faggot firefighter

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction abode

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Erotic exciting liquid oxygen

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: fluffy ebony gas station friendly grandma

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: insecure dysfunction abode

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: unholy garrison

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Excitant immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: Confused electric furnace

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: white marvelous school cafeteria

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: useless gold church

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: laughsome naked round eye reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Thriller striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: cowardly dull depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: useless gold church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: cowardly dull depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Cheese-eating violent state

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: Lascivious Sanctuary Fat Ankles

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: Overrated sex offender

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: Overrated sex offender

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Awkward brass partner lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: cowardly dull depressive

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: sable coiffed stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Slate Base

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: cerise exhilarant jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Zippy Dilemma Alpha

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Zippy Dilemma Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: salmon site mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Comical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Topaz becky orchestra pit

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: sooty french chef lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: adulterous hateful corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: ruby hall nibblets

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Gay vibrant puppy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: indecent maroon space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Orange Principal's Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Orange Principal's Office Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Curious Violet Azn Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: french clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: haunting milk casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48156261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: cowardly dull depressive

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Topaz becky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: useless gold church

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: primrose floppy national ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: vengeful multi-colored meetinghouse cuckold

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Bright Arousing Nowag Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Excitant immigrant

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: vengeful multi-colored meetinghouse cuckold

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: pale quadroon

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: pale quadroon

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: useless gold church

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: stirring shivering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: pale quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Flatulent senate son of senegal

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: pale quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: pale quadroon

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: massive lime point community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: vengeful multi-colored meetinghouse cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: yellow indian lodge trump supporter

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: supple out-of-control gunner hairy legs

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: smoky jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Bossy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Carmine Federal Philosopher-king Prole

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: smoky jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: Indigo trip organic girlfriend church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Amber forum mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Factory Reset Button Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Excitant immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: blathering spruce blood rage native

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: khaki newt messiness

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Excitant immigrant

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready slimy selfie nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: avocado shrine

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: zombie-like insane resort legend

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling blue brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Racy Hyperactive Laser Beams Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Racy Hyperactive Laser Beams Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Startled Dun Property Roommate

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Startled Dun Property Roommate

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Startled Dun Property Roommate

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Startled Dun Property Roommate

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Startled Dun Property Roommate

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: Startled Dun Property Roommate

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: seedy transparent legal warrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: motley canary address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: Balding chapel national security agency

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: laughsome naked round eye reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: adventurous chrome water buffalo kitty

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Jade Boiling Water

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: ungodly police squad idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: primrose floppy national ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: hideous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling demanding black woman den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Balding chapel national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Crawly Autistic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: thirsty tattoo

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43235765)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Effete Scourge Upon The Earth Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451098)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Magical Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Bull headed area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring multi-billionaire trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: pale quadroon

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: gaped giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: Bossy hospital

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: Balding chapel national security agency

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Cordovan university international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Ocher karate indirect expression

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Cordovan university international law enforcement agency

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: aqua talented faggotry cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Tantric Maize Hunting Ground Macaca

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated chestnut generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling demanding black woman den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Poppy impertinent goal in life circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48056942)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Bossy hospital

December 24, year unknown - Rudolph sobs at his hideous visage in the mirrored surface of a frozen North Pole lake, traumatized by the understanding that his prominent facial disfigurement would prevent him from ever achieving the respect of his peers and that he would be quickly forgotten once gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451041)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 7:44 AM
Author: motley canary address



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