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Went to a "height bar" last night. Tallest guy got to wear a crown. Wild place

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the plac...
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wow
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Flesh hominid

The bartender "crowns" the tallest man in the place at the beginning of the night and then he gets free drinks. The twist is he has to "defend" his crown. Other men can take it from him, so he can't sit down or lean over. They have a sign behind the bar that says "height is the best defense". Reportedly Dikembe Mutombo used to go there when he was in town and defended his crown successfully multiple times.

Usually though a smaller guy like 6'3 will be the tallest in the bar and is likely to have his crown snatched by other men of smaller stature. It gets crazy with dudes fighting over the crown. Even saw a 5'11 guy use a stepladder to pull off a steal and he successfully ordered a round while crowned before losing it again. The crown makes for a great ice breaker with women, they basically throw themselves at the crowned tall man and shout stuff like "notice me tall king" at him.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: nighttime razzle prole stage



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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: well-lubricated state idea he suggested

really hope this isn't flame

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:00 PM
Author: Flesh hominid

Not flame this was in Brooklyn, they even named the whole neighborhood after the tradition

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Date: December 14th, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated state idea he suggested

wow

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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Flesh hominid



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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:05 PM
Author: fragrant chestnut reading party toaster

And it's such a nice, safe neighborhood too. Y'all should check it out.

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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:07 PM
Author: boyish disturbing knife newt



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pistol



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:11 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 1:57 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2023 2:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed opaque people who are hurt



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Flesh hominid



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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:26 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:31 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2024 7:43 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Flesh hominid



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: rough-skinned dog poop field



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: bespoke goal in life



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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: shit from a faggot



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Date: July 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
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