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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
wow lol
Passionate mustard field
  06/30/25
...
Pearl Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Passionate mustard field
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Hairraiser ape state
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Disrespectful stag film
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
rusted racy indian lodge
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Passionate mustard field
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
marvelous rose twinkling uncleanness persian
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
rusted racy indian lodge
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
hot community account abode
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Passionate mustard field
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Alcoholic corner pistol
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
heady tripping church ceo
  06/30/25
...
fluffy gay wizard
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
brass galvanic base halford
  06/30/25
...
Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
vigorous useless therapy dingle berry
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
High-end range trump supporter
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Bull headed dashing faggotry windowlicker
  06/30/25
...
marvelous rose twinkling uncleanness persian
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
hot community account abode
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
odious confused public bath
  07/01/25
...
High-end range trump supporter
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
angry honey-headed digit ratio
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Apoplectic tank
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Up-to-no-good Place Of Business
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Histrionic Abusive Property Mexican
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
cream lodge
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Light Sex Offender Plaza
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Passionate mustard field

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Pearl Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Passionate mustard field

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser ape state

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Disrespectful stag film

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: rusted racy indian lodge

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Passionate mustard field

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: marvelous rose twinkling uncleanness persian

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: rusted racy indian lodge

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: hot community account abode

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Passionate mustard field

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Alcoholic corner pistol

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: heady tripping church ceo

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: fluffy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: brass galvanic base halford

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant cruel-hearted famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: vigorous useless therapy dingle berry

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: High-end range trump supporter

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Bull headed dashing faggotry windowlicker

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: marvelous rose twinkling uncleanness persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: hot community account abode

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: odious confused public bath

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: High-end range trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: angry honey-headed digit ratio

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Apoplectic tank

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Place Of Business

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Histrionic Abusive Property Mexican

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: cream lodge

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Light Sex Offender Plaza

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)