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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
adventurous zombie-like stain telephone
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
adventurous zombie-like stain telephone
  11/11/25
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Low-t Address
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
stirring pisswyrm gas station
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
bonkers slate halford associate
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
bonkers slate halford associate
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
Stimulating embarrassed to the bone site useless brakes
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Useless forum laser beams
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
bright spot weed whacker
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
...
Trip hyperventilating resort voyeur
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
bespoke copper yarmulke nursing home
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
charismatic striped hyena
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
charismatic striped hyena
  11/11/25
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bespoke copper yarmulke nursing home
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
Aromatic Effete Mediation National
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
histrionic step-uncle's house
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Aromatic Effete Mediation National
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Startled Cruise Ship Round Eye
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Narrow-minded corn cake
  11/11/25
...
Lime shrine
  11/12/25
lmfao
supple business firm brethren
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Splenetic New Version Old Irish Cottage
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Startled Cruise Ship Round Eye
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Garnet razzmatazz ceo stage
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sepia piazza
  11/12/25
sprinted here
marvelous quadroon feces
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Lime shrine
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Vibrant menage
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
tp
sepia piazza
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Beady-eyed Milky Church Building Masturbator
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
irradiated sneaky criminal institution
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
shivering cracking parlor main people
  11/11/25
...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Startling floppy pit pozpig
  11/11/25
...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
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Lime shrine
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
Garnet razzmatazz ceo stage
  11/11/25
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Useless forum laser beams
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brindle stag film mother
  11/11/25
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adventurous zombie-like stain telephone
  11/11/25
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Trip hyperventilating resort voyeur
  11/11/25
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Beady-eyed Milky Church Building Masturbator
  11/11/25
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bistre odious dilemma
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
Spruce bateful mad-dog skullcap
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
Misanthropic jewess mexican
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
tan depressive
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Low-t Address
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: adventurous zombie-like stain telephone

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: adventurous zombie-like stain telephone

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Low-t Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: stirring pisswyrm gas station

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: bonkers slate halford associate

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: bonkers slate halford associate

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Stimulating embarrassed to the bone site useless brakes

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Useless forum laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: bright spot weed whacker

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating resort voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: bespoke copper yarmulke nursing home

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: charismatic striped hyena

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: charismatic striped hyena

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bespoke copper yarmulke nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Effete Mediation National

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Aromatic Effete Mediation National

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Startled Cruise Ship Round Eye

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded corn cake

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Lime shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: supple business firm brethren

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Splenetic New Version Old Irish Cottage

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Startled Cruise Ship Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Garnet razzmatazz ceo stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: sepia piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: marvelous quadroon feces

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Lime shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Vibrant menage

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: sepia piazza

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Milky Church Building Masturbator

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: irradiated sneaky criminal institution

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: shivering cracking parlor main people

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Startling floppy pit pozpig

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Lime shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Garnet razzmatazz ceo stage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Useless forum laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: brindle stag film mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: adventurous zombie-like stain telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Trip hyperventilating resort voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Milky Church Building Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: bistre odious dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Spruce bateful mad-dog skullcap

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic jewess mexican

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: tan depressive

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Low-t Address

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2#49424851)