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Hilarious national
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
aromatic effete half-breed church building
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
Hilarious national
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
aromatic effete half-breed church building
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
Hilarious national
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
aromatic effete half-breed church building
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
Hilarious national
  12/15/25
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Clear house brethren
  12/15/25
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Exhilarant field
  12/20/25
onlyfans/podcaster
Citrine frisky philosopher-king
  12/15/25
Unnnnngh
Impressive narrow-minded candlestick maker
  12/15/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_w...
bat-shit-crazy vigorous idiot ceo
  12/15/25
u/7hr0w4w4ypervert avatar 7hr0w4w4ypervert • 3y ag...
Hilarious national
  12/15/25
JFC
shaky theater main people
  12/15/25
Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition
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  12/15/25
Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
cobalt set
  12/15/25
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Hilarious national
  12/20/25
Phenotype Freaks
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  12/20/25
The OnlyFans Freak Carnival
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  12/21/25
Imagine the smell.
Gold prole dilemma
  12/20/25
Only fans obviously
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  12/20/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: Hilarious national



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: aromatic effete half-breed church building

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Hilarious national

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: aromatic effete half-breed church building

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: Hilarious national

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: aromatic effete half-breed church building

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Hilarious national

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510473)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Clear house brethren



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant field



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Citrine frisky philosopher-king

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Impressive narrow-minded candlestick maker

Unnnnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510460)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy vigorous idiot ceo

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_weasel/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510509)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: Hilarious national

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3y ago

https://imgur.com/7e57U8P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510524)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: shaky theater main people

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49511520)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: adventurous crusty laser beams masturbator

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49510526)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: cobalt set

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Hilarious national



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: shaky theater main people

Phenotype Freaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49526740)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous crusty laser beams masturbator

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49528406)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Gold prole dilemma

Imagine the smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2#49526648)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: fragrant corner dopamine

Only fans obviously

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