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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Titillating giraffe
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Titillating giraffe
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Wine domesticated indirect expression
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/06/25
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French site
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Misanthropic amber dog poop clown
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idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks
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Wine domesticated indirect expression
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well-lubricated floppy roommate
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Galvanic Bearded Dilemma Boltzmann
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insane principal's office double fault
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medicated ape
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spectacular hyperactive shrine multi-billionaire
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Vigorous senate
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Dashing pisswyrm
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abnormal aromatic lay
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180 dysfunction church
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Titillating giraffe
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Titillating giraffe
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Stirring pea-brained theater cuckold
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Aphrodisiac claret cuckoldry
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Pearly laughsome space
  07/06/25
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180 dysfunction church
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
heady tank mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
fishy hall
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Vivacious impertinent stag film
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Supple Sapphire People Who Are Hurt
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
razzmatazz mustard church building
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Stirring pea-brained theater cuckold
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
razzmatazz mustard church building
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Stirring pea-brained theater cuckold
  07/07/25
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insane principal's office double fault
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
razzmatazz mustard church building
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Vivacious impertinent stag film
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Stirring pea-brained theater cuckold
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
insane principal's office double fault
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
razzmatazz mustard church building
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
insane principal's office double fault
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
razzmatazz mustard church building
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
insane principal's office double fault
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
razzmatazz mustard church building
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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heady tank mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
insane principal's office double fault
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Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Mildly autistic nibblets
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idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks
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insane principal's office double fault
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Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Soul-stirring lime patrolman preventive strike
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Vigorous senate
  07/11/25
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Chartreuse trip digit ratio
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
histrionic pocket flask brethren
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Titillating giraffe

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Titillating giraffe

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Wine domesticated indirect expression

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: French site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Misanthropic amber dog poop clown

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Wine domesticated indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: orchid razzle skinny woman market



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: heady tank mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: well-lubricated floppy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Supple Sapphire People Who Are Hurt



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Bearded Dilemma Boltzmann



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: insane principal's office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: medicated ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: spectacular hyperactive shrine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Vigorous senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Dashing pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: abnormal aromatic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: 180 dysfunction church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Titillating giraffe

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Titillating giraffe

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Stirring pea-brained theater cuckold

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac claret cuckoldry

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Pearly laughsome space

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: 180 dysfunction church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: heady tank mad-dog skullcap

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: fishy hall

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Vivacious impertinent stag film

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Supple Sapphire People Who Are Hurt

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz mustard church building

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Stirring pea-brained theater cuckold

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz mustard church building

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Stirring pea-brained theater cuckold

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: insane principal's office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz mustard church building

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Vivacious impertinent stag film

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Stirring pea-brained theater cuckold

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: insane principal's office double fault

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz mustard church building

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: insane principal's office double fault

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz mustard church building

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: insane principal's office double fault

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz mustard church building

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz mustard church building

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: heady tank mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: insane principal's office double fault

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Mildly autistic nibblets

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: idiotic opaque quadroon wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: insane principal's office double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lime patrolman preventive strike

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Vigorous senate

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse trip digit ratio



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: histrionic pocket flask brethren

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)